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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby EU » 15 May 2012, 00:45

ConanDoyle wrote:
Michael McAdam wrote:Posted on May 11, 2012 by Henry Shivley

Fromthetrenchesworldreport.com


Premier Obama has signed yet another executive order, this one is Identifying and Reducing Regulatory Burdens, that when coupled with his Executive Order Promoting International Regulatory Cooperation and Executive Order Establishing a White House Council on Strong Cities, Strong Communities, opens a direct path to bring United Nations regulations to the grass roots of our body politic.

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This latest executive order will allow the soviet socialists in our local communities through their committees to adopt and enact United Nations regulations designed to establish absolute United Nations’ control over our every resource.

The laws of the United States, individual states, counties, cities, and local municipalities, under our Constitution must be legislated. These executive orders bypass the legislative process and essentially nullify our representative form of government under the guise of allowing us to voice our opinion in reference to new regulation rather than enforce our will through elected representation.

The international soviet socialists have been failing to enact international regulatory policies like the Kyoto Protocol through the legislative process because the legislators know that if they enact any more laws to further cripple our economy they will be ousted and replaced at the next election.

Barack Obama AKA Barry Soetoro AKA Barry the Rat is an international socialist and that is where his priorities lie. Obama, in violation of our Constitution, became the first sitting President of the United States to Chair the UN Security Council. He has been given an assignment by the United Nation’s Politburo and that assignment is to bring the United States into the one world socialist order, using every means at his disposal.

If one examines these three executive orders closely, Obama’s agenda becomes clear. The international socialists, known as the United Nations, are worming their way into our political system at every level. Through the local socialist committees that will be assembled, local commissars will be elected.

These commissars, working in coalition with state and local agencies and sovereign nations/Indian Tribes, will attempt to initiate UN dictatorship over our lands, both private and public. And through regulation of the land, they will attempt to establish dictatorial control over the actions of we the people.

This is a sneak attack and it will not be publicized in the mainstream media. You will know these words are true when you see the soviet socialists in your area seizing control over your public and private lands using regulatory powers derived directly from the United Nations Agenda 21.

God bless the Republic, death to the international corporate mafia, we shall prevail.



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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Michael McAdam » 15 May 2012, 18:51

"Scientists" tell fart jokes

Dinosaurs passing wind may have caused climate change

Like huge cows, the mighty sauropods would have generated enormous quantities of methane.

Sauropods, recognisable by their long necks and tails, were widespread around 150 million years ago.

They included some of the largest animals to walk the Earth, such as Diplodocus, which measured 150 feet and weighed up to 45 tonnes.

Scientists believe that, just as in cows, methane-producing bacteria aided the digestion of sauropods by fermenting their plant food.

''A simple mathematical model suggests that the microbes living in sauropod dinosaurs may have produced enough methane to have an important effect on the Mesozoic climate,'' said study leader Dr Dave Wilkinson, from Liverpool John Moores University.

''Indeed, our calculations suggest that these dinosaurs could have produced more methane than all modern sources - both natural and man-made - put together.''

The research is published today in the journal Current Biology.

Methane is a more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide, with a stronger ability to trap heat.

Dr Wilkinson and colleague Professor Graeme Ruxton, from the University of St Andrews in Scotland, began to wonder about Mesozoic methane while investigating sauropod ecology.

Research on a range of modern species has allowed experts to predict how much methane is likely to be generated by animals of different sizes.

The key factor is the total mass of the animal.

Medium-sized sauropods weighed about 20 tonnes and lived in herds of up to a few tens of individuals per square kilometre.

Global methane emissions from the animals would have amounted to around 472 million tonnes per year, the scientists calculated.

The figure is comparable to total natural and man-made methane emissions today. Before the start of the industrial age, about 150 years ago, methane emissions were around 181 million tonnes per year.

Modern ruminant animals, including cows, goats, and giraffes, together produce 45 to 90 million tonnes of methane.

Sauropods alone may have been responsible for an atmospheric methane concentration of one to two parts per million (ppm), said the scientists.

In the warm, wet Mesozoic, forest fires and leaking natural gasfields could have added another four parts per million.

''Thus, a Mesozoic methane mixing ratio of six to eight ppm seems very plausible,'' the scientists wrote.

''The Mesozoic trend to sauropod gigantism led to the evolution of immense microbial vats unequalled in modern land animals. Methane was probably important in Mesozoic greenhouse warming.

''Our simple proof-of-concept model suggests greenhouse warming by sauropod megaherbivores could have been significant in sustaining warm climates.''

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

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Sheeples Ahoy! McDiwit et al.
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 15 May 2012, 22:03

Bringing this grossly evil vision back into focus..human population culling..the nasty study of Eugenics and whence it sprang from:
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/ha ... lation.htm

in their own words..no longer hidden
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 15 May 2012, 22:05

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thanks for that Mike
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

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ConanDoyle wrote:Bringing this grossly evil vision back into focus..human population culling..the nasty study of Eugenics and whence it sprang from:
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/ha ... lation.htm

in their own words..no longer hidden

More of ConanDoyle f*cked in the head conspiracy theories.
Human population culling...yeah right, moron idiot ConanDoyle. The human population surpassed 7 billion last year.
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 16 May 2012, 09:37

imagine just 10% of today's population level..that's the goal of these mad diabolical fiends who want 90% of us dead one way or another. Indeed there are many devices to that end.
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Romero » 16 May 2012, 09:48

What devices? What are they waiting for?
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Matlock1 » 17 May 2012, 05:24

ConanDoyle wrote:Bringing this grossly evil vision back into focus..human population culling..the nasty study of Eugenics and whence it sprang from:
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/ha ... lation.htm

in their own words..no longer hidden

OMG ... The Great Cull! Will this happen before the invasion or immediately after Doc? Why would TGC even be necessary as countless millions will be "elminated" from chemtrails and HAARP? When is aaaall going to happen Doc? Got some dates?
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Matlock1 » 17 May 2012, 06:25

Gee Doc, talk of TGC brings up some pretty obvious questions that apparently you haven't thought of. Got some answers ready ... I hope so.

After the invasion and 90% of the earth's population will have ceased to exist who will be left put everything back together? Who will be responsible for the cleanup? I mean, gee Doc, with all those potential slaves out of the way you don't expect the new "masters" to do it themselves do you? For that matter after 1000 years of plotting, planning and scheming why would the invasion be scheduled for NOW in our present time? Wouldn't it have been much easier, say, 150 or 200 years ago? The extensive damage to then existing infrastructures would have been far less extensive, the TGC would have been muuuch easier with fewer people to murder, there would have been no Conan to warn the entire planet via a non-existant internet and the world would be faced with a fait accompli right now instead of dreading what is to come ... according to you. Shed a little light Docboy, provide a little insight and bestow more of your wisdom and knowledge on this site ... answer a few questions and while you're at it don't forget that all important invasion date?

Maye you can ask Mikey McNumbskull to add a few comments, provide a little mysticism and to throw in a few pie charts, graphs and cartoons to help with your cause. Perhaps you could even recruit Gary Goof to insert some of his well constructed comments and observations and give you a pat on the head now and again. You might even convince a few of your 180,000+ new best freinds to throw in a word or two on your behalf as they seem to be strangely silent up to this point.

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby EU » 17 May 2012, 06:54

That Mike guy is one fckin fruity bastard...he believes the sun orbits around the earth and now he posts a world map with red lines on it and then Doc claims there is a plan to cull 90% of the world's population...you two fckin retards are a match made in cyber space...where all imbeciles are scientists and where actual scientists are branded imbeciles...
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 17 May 2012, 07:02

not "just my claim" I submit that such a plan exists [its already being exercised globally] and am prepared to submit all material about it ..its been well written about if you care to inverstigate.
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby EU » 17 May 2012, 07:03

does the sun orbit the earth Onan in your mind too... ?
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 17 May 2012, 07:15

I remain ambivalent, until further notice stalker
keep stalking
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

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you remain a full blown tard....

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 17 May 2012, 07:24

you are?
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Matlock1 » 18 May 2012, 05:11

ConanDoyle wrote:I remain ambivalent, until further notice stalker
keep stalking

Continue to be a liar, asshole and dummy and you can expect it. I was under the impression you understood that already since you never cease with the bullshit and don't even give yourself time to breathe between lies.

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Matlock1 » 18 May 2012, 05:17

Matlock1 wrote:Gee Doc, talk of TGC brings up some pretty obvious questions that apparently you haven't thought of. Got some answers ready ... I hope so.

After the invasion and 90% of the earth's population will have ceased to exist who will be left put everything back together? Who will be responsible for the cleanup? I mean, gee Doc, with all those potential slaves out of the way you don't expect the new "masters" to do it themselves do you? For that matter after 1000 years of plotting, planning and scheming why would the invasion be scheduled for NOW in our present time? Wouldn't it have been much easier, say, 150 or 200 years ago? The extensive damage to then existing infrastructures would have been far less extensive, the TGC would have been muuuch easier with fewer people to murder, there would have been no Conan to warn the entire planet via a non-existant internet and the world would be faced with a fait accompli right now instead of dreading what is to come ... according to you. Shed a little light Docboy, provide a little insight and bestow more of your wisdom and knowledge on this site ... answer a few questions and while you're at it don't forget that all important invasion date?Maye you can ask Mikey McNumbskull to add a few comments, provide a little mysticism and to throw in a few pie charts, graphs and cartoons to help with your cause. Perhaps you could even recruit Gary Goof to insert some of his well constructed comments and observations and give you a pat on the head now and again. You might even convince a few of your 180,000+ new best freinds to throw in a word or two on your behalf as they seem to be strangely silent up to this point.

Have at 'er fellah.

Got some answers Big Guy? It's strange ... you have plenty to say and never stop telling funny stories but you NEVER answer any questions. Why not?

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Your Health

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 18 May 2012, 13:44

Local Farmers are concerned over the introduction of GM Fruit Trees..

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Okanaga ... story.html

we have an energetic [Activist Society amongst growers] here in the Valley-Good For Them!
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Re: Your Health

Unread postby RealWoman » 18 May 2012, 13:55

They shouldn't have much to worry about Doc. If they keep growing fruit and veggies that taste like they are supposed so, people will buy them.
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Re: Your Health

Unread postby Romero » 18 May 2012, 14:05

Another environmental issue I agree with you on, Conan!

Genetically modified foods are unnecessary and dangerous.
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Re: Your Health

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 18 May 2012, 18:56

unnecessary exactly, so why tamper with nature..What reasons should warrant this
What's the adgenda here as we already have world class fruit growing as it is..a small margin of profit shouldn't warrant these alterations, so why? Improving on nature...ha ha ha
What about our health...lets look at that perhaps
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 18 May 2012, 19:07

you missed the bus ..it'll be a long time before the next one arrives; meanwhile we welcome you to lay on this couch............ now go ahead, tell us all about it. Mary
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Matlock1 » 19 May 2012, 13:06

ConanDoyle wrote:you missed the bus ..it'll be a long time before the next one arrives; meanwhile we welcome you to lay on this couch............ now go ahead, tell us all about it. Mary
Try not to cry

See what I mean ...? Lots and lots to say, most of it meaningless prattle ... BUT ... still no answers to the many legitimate queations you have been asked. Not only that but your countless new freinds have nothing to say one way or the other, neither negative or positive. I'm sure you have to agree that it's a little strange that the only people who trip over themselves coming to your defense are Gary Goof and Mikey McDoofuss. two losers for whom the word "idiot" was coined.

So how about it, got some answers? Lord only knows that once you finally get around to paying attention to the questions and speak up you'll be busy for awhile so when you start, start early. You might as well begin now, there will only be more questions later.

But watch Europe while you're at it.

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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby Matlock1 » 19 May 2012, 16:54

Matlock1 wrote:
Matlock1 wrote:Gee Doc, talk of TGC brings up some pretty obvious questions that apparently you haven't thought of. Got some answers ready ... I hope so.

After the invasion and 90% of the earth's population will have ceased to exist who will be left put everything back together? Who will be responsible for the cleanup? I mean, gee Doc, with all those potential slaves out of the way you don't expect the new "masters" to do it themselves do you? For that matter after 1000 years of plotting, planning and scheming why would the invasion be scheduled for NOW in our present time? Wouldn't it have been much easier, say, 150 or 200 years ago? The extensive damage to then existing infrastructures would have been far less extensive, the TGC would have been muuuch easier with fewer people to murder, there would have been no Conan to warn the entire planet via a non-existant internet and the world would be faced with a fait accompli right now instead of dreading what is to come ... according to you. Shed a little light Docboy, provide a little insight and bestow more of your wisdom and knowledge on this site ... answer a few questions and while you're at it don't forget that all important invasion date?Maye you can ask Mikey McNumbskull to add a few comments, provide a little mysticism and to throw in a few pie charts, graphs and cartoons to help with your cause. Perhaps you could even recruit Gary Goof to insert some of his well constructed comments and observations and give you a pat on the head now and again. You might even convince a few of your 180,000+ new best freinds to throw in a word or two on your behalf as they seem to be strangely silent up to this point.

Have at 'er fellah.

Got some answers Big Guy? It's strange ... you have plenty to say and never stop telling funny stories but you NEVER answer any questions. Why not?

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Re: Your Health

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 19 May 2012, 18:13

this is what we in Canada have been fighting for..honest labelling for GMO foods and\or foods that may contain them:

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/united- ... 76684.html
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Re: The Penultimate Jesuit Thread

Unread postby ConanDoyle » 19 May 2012, 18:36

ennui is such a soul destroyer ...your wait may take awhile, hope you've got a current bus-ticket
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Re: Your Health

Unread postby Hornung » 19 May 2012, 21:16

Of course, ConanDoyle the moron retard conspiracy theory nutcase is ignoring the problem of food containment that has killed much more people than GMO foods. When is the last time that you heard GMO foods kill anyone?
There are food recalls every few weeks that ConanDoyle ignores.

Gills onions and Compliments salads recalled in Listeria scare
May 19, 2012
OTTAWA—The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has announced recalls of Gills brand Fresh Diced Red Onions and Compliments brand salads because of possible Listeria contamination.
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... eria-scare

Two Montreal cats die after eating recalled pet food
By Max Harrold, The Gazette May 18, 2012
Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Mon ... story.html

Knowing ConanDoyle he probably containment the food he prepares with the feces in his depends and does not follow the safe food handling because he is such a retard demented moron.

Everyday Safe Food Handling Practices
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