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John Cena
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He's my favourite from Dark Of The Moon. Too bad he had to die in the movie. That coward Sentinel Prime shot him in the back. Sentinel knew Ironhide was a threat. Such cool model. It was on sale at Toys R Us. If only they would release a DOTM deluxe Megatron.


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GMC trucks are cool


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take your own tee wee


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Tee Wee, you and my youngest boy would have great fun together. He loves those too.


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I think transformers were one of the most ingenious toys ever made. They're awesome !


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I think this is the most clever toy ever made. I can't seem to let go of it. I'm so loyal to it.

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Asia Arreola wrote:I think this is the most clever toy ever made. I can't seem to let go of it. I'm so loyal to it.

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I used to think so when I was a [young woman in my 20's!] and they were made out of metal, but how they are made out of plastic and are total shit

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Haha! Metal! Ouch! Hard core!


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funny tho about having a toy - i don't have one and would not like one.. not that there's anything wrong with toys. but they just don't do it for me lol:(.. dunno why.


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Men don't respond to buttplug threads.


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I will give you more Darius if you keep this up miami


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LOL I don't think Optimus Prime was meant to go where Asia A is puting him :unsure:


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I did not get this toy, m. I would not even go to an erotic toys shop or go online to buy any. This was a gift to me. I agreed to play with it and the vibrating little rascal on the clit is just so delicious. Ah, you can get hooked on it. I liked it after all, after insisting I did not want one.


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weebles wrote:LOL I don't think Optimus Prime was meant to go where Asia A is puting him :unsure:
Optimus Prime is not smooth, weebs. He has many corners and he's rugged so he would hurt more than pleasure.


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Asia Arreola wrote:
weebles wrote:LOL I don't think Optimus Prime was meant to go where Asia A is puting him :unsure:
Optimus Prime is not smooth, weebs. He has many corners and he's rugged so he would hurt more than pleasure.
LOL well he is a an autobot afterall


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Teenie Weenie wrote:Image
He's my favourite from Dark Of The Moon. Too bad he had to die in the movie. That coward Sentinel Prime shot him in the back. Sentinel knew Ironhide was a threat. Such cool model. It was on sale at Toys R Us. If only they would release a DOTM deluxe Megatron.
I was out a few days ago with dome family and walked across a store that had that stuff...damn! So expencive! retarded!


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2 fer da coot and one in tha boot.


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minaeni wrote:funny tho about having a toy - i don't have one and would not like one.. not that there's anything wrong with toys. but they just don't do it for me lol:(.. dunno why.
Perhaps you just, um, haven't met the right toy yet. :w00t!: :tongue:


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Azhya Aryola wrote: 03 Oct 2011, 19:45 I think this is the most clever toy ever made. I can't seem to let go of it. I'm so loyal to it.

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So you do have crabs in your


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Blurt wrote: 04 Oct 2011, 04:11
minaeni wrote:funny tho about having a toy - i don't have one and would not like one.. not that there's anything wrong with toys. but they just don't do it for me lol:(.. dunno why.
Perhaps you just, um, haven't met the right toy yet. :w00t!: :tongue:
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Very true. This is an almost 10 years old thread. Vintage. I swear by my Ben wa balls now. And it all started as a recommendation for strengthening my core!

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Not to gross you out, but my period now lasts three days max down from 5. The muscle is just that much stronger, it’s like opening a tap lol:( :clowned:


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OH, MY.

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Azhya Aryola wrote: 03 Oct 2011, 19:45 I think this is the most clever toy ever made. I can't seem to let go of it. I'm so loyal to it.

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TMI.


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stonewalled wrote: 17 Aug 2019, 12:24
Blurt wrote: 04 Oct 2011, 04:11 Perhaps you just, um, haven't met the right toy yet. :w00t!: :tongue:
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Very true. This is an almost 10 years old thread. Vintage. I swear by my Ben wa balls now. And it all started as a recommendation for strengthening my core!

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Not to gross you out, but my period now lasts three days max down from 5. The muscle is just that much stronger, it’s like opening a tap lol:( :clowned:
TMI.


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minaeni wrote: 03 Oct 2011, 20:09 I used to think so when I was a [young woman in my 20's!] and they were made out of metal, but how they are made out of plastic and are total shit

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pure serbian metal



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Wow. Overshare galore in this thread:)) mods!!


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That vintage missile hit F117


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Mad Serb wrote: 16 Feb 2022, 08:18 That vintage missile hit F117
Correct. I wonder how widely reported that was back then.


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It was.


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Oscar Mayer wrote: 03 Oct 2011, 20:16 I will give you more Darius if you keep this up miami


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