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If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby SMP-ness » 09 May 2012, 17:54

...Well say you woke up and for whatever reason (maybe those shrooms) you woke up in a mans body if you're a woman or a woman's body if you're a man.

Now if you went and had sex with your original bodies gender, wouldn't you have just exposed yourself as a closet homosexual (cue Seinfeld...)?
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby Buttercup » 09 May 2012, 18:08

You have weird fantasies.
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby Berry Sweet » 09 May 2012, 19:25

I love to cross my legs...so I don't think a penis would go well on me...
I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby dick yamada » 09 May 2012, 19:27

All I can say, if I woke up as a chick, I'd never get out of the house. If I was cute.
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby Blurt » 09 May 2012, 19:33

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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby dick yamada » 09 May 2012, 19:34

What would I do, hell I am one. All day too :thumbup:
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby mimi » 09 May 2012, 20:04

I'm surprised anyone made enough sense of this, to formulate a response. :D
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby dick yamada » 09 May 2012, 20:05

I've occasionally woken up in a woman's body. It was ok.
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby mimi » 09 May 2012, 20:17

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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby mimi » 09 May 2012, 20:18

ok....now I'm getting pissed off at my stifled quick reply. It's hampering my spontaneity. :(
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Re: If you switched bodies w/ opposite gender

Unread postby Blurt » 11 May 2012, 03:45

Spontaneity requires planning. You have to be strategic in your off-the-cuffness.

Everybody pays lip service to witty repartee but nobody wants to blow it.

:trying to insert an appropriate emoticon here but cannot for the life of me memorize their long form:
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