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Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby J0E » 15 Jul 2012, 23:10

...maybe one day go for a class 1.

Class 5 = High School (car)
Class 4 = 2 years College (limo)
Class 3 = BA (Truck)
Class 2 = Masters (Large Bus)
Class 1 = PhD (Semi-trailer)

Got the Class 4 recently, landed some PT chauffeur work on the sidea. Good for 10-20 hours a week.

So next, maybe try to get a Class 2 or 3 license, then gradually move up.

a way of making a few xtra bucks on the side.

I dunno, just an idea. S'pose it's only worth it if the money can be made up for the time & costs it takes to get these licenses.
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Unread postby teenie weenie » 15 Jul 2012, 23:22

Those rich people you drive, maybe you can shine their shoes too. Make extra bucks, you know.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby SMP-ness » 15 Jul 2012, 23:22

"Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man."
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby SMP-ness » 15 Jul 2012, 23:23

Holy hell we all posted within the same minute.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby evs » 15 Jul 2012, 23:24

^lol

joe, that's a great plan being that well over half of vancouver population are millionaires.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby J0E » 15 Jul 2012, 23:29

Teenie Weenie wrote:Those rich people you drive, maybe you can shine their shoes too. Make extra bucks, you know.


LOL! Well at least I don't have ta clean the car.

Someone actually does that for me.

Don't even pay for the gas like some taxi drivers do.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Sharlee » 16 Jul 2012, 06:58

How do you like it so far, Joe? Do you wear a suit and jump out to open doors for people?

I've never been in a limo ...
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 07:01

Hey ! Neither have I. =))
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby J0E » 16 Jul 2012, 15:00

Sharlee wrote:How do you like it so far, Joe? Do you wear a suit and jump out to open doors for people?

I've never been in a limo ...



It's pretty easy, Shar. Just get dressed in a suit & tie, smile at the customer, make sure they get to where they're going on time. Think of it as a parent being able to get paid every time they drove the family car & dropped their Kid off at school every morning. I'm sure a lotta parents would go for that, eh?

I made $50 in just 1 hour of work on the weekend, including tips. That was just picking up somebody from their airport, dropping them DT. Can't think of an easier way to make money than that. Some drivers even make $100 for that same trip, depending on the client they get. $100 an hour for driving someone DT? Seems incredible, so the client would pay $2-300 for that small trip.

It's just PT work, tho', about 10 hours a week.

A good way for anyone to make a few extra bucks

Wouldn't think of it as a career, tho'.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Mel Gibson » 17 Jul 2012, 02:34

Joe, if you need any advice on Class 1 trucking & transport, don't hesitate to ask me for advice. I've been trucking in and around the GVRD for years with one company or another. Even had my fill of long haul a while back...
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby SMP » 17 Jul 2012, 03:29

Most common profession of serial killers.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Mel Gibson » 17 Jul 2012, 03:54

Egg wrote:Most common profession of serial killers.


Ted Bundy- Law student, suicide hotline volunteer, legal aid, political campaigner
John Wayne Gasey- Building contractor
Jeffrey Dahmer- Chocolate factory worker
Gary Ridgeway (Green River Killer)- Industrial truck painter
Dennis Rader (BTK)- City employee (maintenance, dog catching, etc.) and church president
Richard Ramirez (Night Stalker)- Professional burglar
David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)- Postal worker
Peter Sutcliffe (Yorkshire Ripper)- Truck driver
Aileen Wuornoss- Prostitute
Cary Stayner (Yosemite Park Killer)- Hotel handyman
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby SMP » 17 Jul 2012, 04:00

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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Mel Gibson » 17 Jul 2012, 04:14

Egg wrote:http://longhaulterritorykiller.com/2011/12/10/fbi-data-points-to-killer-truck-driver-link/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/0 ... 83236.html

Dude, mass murderers come from all walks of life and hold down various jobs. Trucking comes into play, since it has a high employment rate compared to other industries. Basically there are a lot of truck drivers on the road. Law of averages. The odds that one will be the killer is pretty low, taking into account total employees hired and working. Does it happen? of course it does. Postal clerks go nuts too, however...

Remember, I don't drive long haul. People always have the misconception that all truck drivers are pulling Smokey and the Bandit shit on their Highway long haul runs.

My job is within the city on an hourly wage (just like Souperchecker in his bus). Home every day, and work a Monday to Friday day shift, like normal people.

Not all trucking is long haul cowboys like one would think...
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby SMP » 17 Jul 2012, 04:19

It is because they have a portable bedroom on their truck. They can pull over anywhere and rape and kill somebody. Usually in the middle of nowhere. "Even had my fill of long haul a while back..." Where were you a long haul driver?
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Mel Gibson » 17 Jul 2012, 04:24

Egg wrote:Where were you a long haul driver?

BC, Alberta, and 12 Western US States. Mainly produce runs, but other freight also. Reefer work, so mostly temperature controlled...
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Mel Gibson » 17 Jul 2012, 04:44

Gotta go. OP, you have a question, I'll help out where I can...
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby GAMBINO » 17 Jul 2012, 04:54

Egg wrote:It is because they have a portable bedroom on their truck. They can pull over anywhere and rape and kill somebody. Usually in the middle of nowhere. "Even had my fill of long haul a while back..." Where were you a long haul driver?



Yes you are a rape murder thrill killer

I can tell
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Sharlee » 17 Jul 2012, 06:18

Joe, it sounds like a great PT job and I'm sure you'll get to meet some interesting people. Can you eavesdrop on them? Is there a little wine cooler in the seating area?
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby J0E » 17 Jul 2012, 08:00

Mel Gibson wrote:Joe, if you need any advice on Class 1 trucking & transport, don't hesitate to ask me for advice. I've been trucking in and around the GVRD for years with one company or another. Even had my fill of long haul a while back...


Thanks Mel. But I think I have to master the art of driving the 40' limo first.

I'm never totally certain where I am on the road when I'm in those things.

So an 80' 100' trailer must be 10X worse.

Might take it a step at a time. Do the Class 3 test, then 2, then 1.

But even then just as a skill, rather than a daily job.

Driving a massive vehicle is just like a Ship on Wheels.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby SMP » 17 Jul 2012, 08:15

GAMBINO wrote:
Egg wrote:It is because they have a portable bedroom on their truck. They can pull over anywhere and rape and kill somebody. Usually in the middle of nowhere. "Even had my fill of long haul a while back..." Where were you a long haul driver?



Yes you are a rape murder thrill killer

I can tell

I have zero respect for you or anyone who talks to you. Zero.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby J0E » 17 Jul 2012, 08:16

Sharlee wrote:Joe, it sounds like a great PT job and I'm sure you'll get to meet some interesting people. Can you eavesdrop on them? Is there a little wine cooler in the seating area?


Yes, it's possible to eavesdrop on them, but they also have the option of shutting you out, by requesting that the partition be pulled up so you can't hear them. Then there's a phone/intercom device connecting you with the back so they can do whatever in the back contact you when the need it.. Most of these vehicles have some wine/liquid cooler in the seating area. The floor can be lit up at night. You can't hear the people in the back, because often the distance is so far from the front driver to the farthest rear seat. In a 40' vehicle, it's like them being seated on the other side of a large room. The passengers look microscopic in the mirror the farther they sit back.

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mind you, you should make sure that all the options you request are in the vehicle. Some carry all the bells and whistles, some have just a partial list. So the vehicle you request should have all the features you have in mind so you get what you pay for. I've even heard that some had a jacuzzi in the back.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Sharlee » 17 Jul 2012, 08:53

I must say that it sounds kind of cool, although I'm far too frugal to drop that kind of coin just for a luxurious ride somewhere.

Maybe the next time you're waiting for your customers, I'll stop by and give you a tip to let me sit inside ... just so I can say I've been in one. :)
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby GAMBINO » 17 Jul 2012, 09:03

Egg wrote:
GAMBINO wrote:

Yes you are a rape murder thrill killer

I can tell

I have zero respect for you or anyone who talks to you. Zero.



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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby GAMBINO » 17 Jul 2012, 09:07

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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby J0E » 17 Jul 2012, 09:13

Sharlee wrote:I must say that it sounds kind of cool, although I'm far too frugal to drop that kind of coin just for a luxurious ride somewhere.

Maybe the next time you're waiting for your customers, I'll stop by and give you a tip to let me sit inside ... just so I can say I've been in one. :)


I'd probably give the odd person a ride for free around the block or across the bridge - as long as the boss aint lookin'. a short distance wouldn't hurt.

sometimes, they drive people pretty far in those things - banff, whistler.

So I'm sure a free ride around the block wouldn't hurt their bottom line.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Mel Gibson » 22 Jul 2012, 01:16

Average Joe wrote:Thanks Mel. But I think I have to master the art of driving the 40' limo first.
I'm never totally certain where I am on the road when I'm in those things.
So an 80' 100' trailer must be 10X worse.
Might take it a step at a time. Do the Class 3 test, then 2, then 1.
But even then just as a skill, rather than a daily job.
Driving a massive vehicle is just like a Ship on Wheels.

If you can master the 40' limo, you can master any Class 3 or 2 vehicle, since they are limited to 45' in length here in BC anyhow. Realistically, a 40' commercial straight truck would be easier for you, since they actually have proper side mirrors. You can actually judge where you are in the lane via mirror much better than any automotive type side mirror.

Remember, the only real difference between a Class 3 and 2 is the ability to carry passengers with a 2.

So, just forget about the Class 2, unless you want to drive a bus. Focus on a Class 3, or ideally a Class 1 if you feel you are ready to pull a trailer. No need to waste extra time and money.

Honestly, when you are comfortable driving around a 40' limo, you are ready to take the next step and just get your Class 1.
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby GAMBINO » 22 Jul 2012, 03:00

ok Joe knows all about trailers dontcha Joe ;)
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Re: Thinkin' of gettin a 'PhD' in driving...

Unread postby Blurt » 22 Jul 2012, 06:11

I've ridden in limos. But never alone (which I think I'd prefer). When others are around, it's like being in a locker room (as it usually is when public figures have a chance to vent their spleen away from prying eyes and ears).

Never touched limo booze, though. Just not much of a drinker.

I find the black sedans more appealing. They're just as roomy and smooth and I get a chance to chat with the driver in those idle moments when the VIPs are out doing whatever it is that VIPs do.

In either case, I'm sort of just along for the ride, I guess. Call me eye candy. :tongue:

Good luck on obtaining your Driving PhD, Joe. It'll be a relief, I'm sure, to be able to ditch the training wheels.
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