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i'm socially awkward

Unread postby soon » 16 Jul 2012, 18:16

i blame it on my geekiness. how about the rest of you misfits. what do you blame your social dysfunctions on?
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 18:21

My parents.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby GranpaP » 16 Jul 2012, 18:38

I blame Bush. Dubya.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 18:40

They shoulda got me that electric train like they promised.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 18:44

I blame Dick's parents too. =)
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby SMP » 16 Jul 2012, 19:15

Dick's parents are my downfall as well.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 19:17

I mean, I'm fuckin 50, you'd think I could have a fuckin' electric train? But no. No....
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby SMP » 16 Jul 2012, 19:18

I can't believe they pulled a train on you.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 19:19

That wasn't the worst of it.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 19:20

My father was a psychiatrist. One year for Christmas he gave me mental blocks. :(
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby Berry Sweet » 16 Jul 2012, 19:27

I blame Harper.
I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby SMP » 16 Jul 2012, 19:28

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home."
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 19:54

:D
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 20:01

On the bright side, I've got the whole set :thumbup: !
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 20:04

I think I have some of those too. Are you sure your set is complete ?
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 20:05

There's more than enough for everybody dear :)
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 20:08

At least you share good. :wub:
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 20:57

My cat is socially awkward. He just beat the snot out of our neighbour's dog.


I gave him a treat. :blush:
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby ~`.,1'!!';';; » 16 Jul 2012, 21:01

Coal is dirty, polluting, abundant and cheap.

:( :mad: :rolleyes: :D
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 21:02

:eyebrow:
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby mimi » 16 Jul 2012, 21:03

So...you blame coal.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby ~`.,1'!!';';; » 16 Jul 2012, 21:05

mimi wrote:So...you blame coal.



That and jerunds.

:scared: :unsure: :unsure: :D :rules:
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby cc la tarte » 16 Jul 2012, 21:08

Barney or Maude? ... or both?
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby dick yamada » 16 Jul 2012, 21:41

The CBC has a lot to answer for

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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby evs » 16 Jul 2012, 21:42

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if you're so hurt, why then don't you show it
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby SMP-ness » 16 Jul 2012, 22:32

I blame it all on my dad, I'm socially awkward too (somewhat) but I can at least function.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby soon » 17 Jul 2012, 15:49

who said anything about functioning.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby Lochdubh » 17 Jul 2012, 15:55

I blame Bush.
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby Brutus » 17 Jul 2012, 16:46

You've always been socially inept. Tell us something new... :rolleyes:
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Re: i'm socially awkward

Unread postby SMP-ness » 17 Jul 2012, 17:11

...sammich.

It 'reads' funny... sammich.

edit: neeeiiigghh!
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