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Recent studies have shown that the epic illlustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean doesn't appeal to 400 pounders :w00t!:


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Troll effeminate kittens Granpa should go back to his gaybar and be wierd there


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Gary Oak wrote:Troll effeminate kittens Granpa should go back to his gaybar and be wierd there
The same gay bar where shen-li hangs-out?


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shenli is a slutbag whore but she isn't a queer


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Funny, Gary seems to love the book so his theory is flawed.


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Funny Granpa P hasn't read this book yet thinks he knows what he is talking about :thumbdown: STFU you idiot


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Gary Oak wrote:Funny Granpa P hasn't read this book yet thinks he knows what he is talking about :thumbdown: STFU you idiot
GranpaP trusts my judgement as do many of the people here.

The book sucks, dude. Get over it. Even RW can't get through it. I couldn't get through it. The BOOK SUCKS.


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Gary Oak wrote:Recent studies have shown that the epic illlustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean doesn't appeal to 400 pounders :w00t!:
:D

Well...in that case, I'll read the Tartan Dragon, Gary.


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J0E wrote:
Gary Oak wrote:Recent studies have shown that the epic illlustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean doesn't appeal to 400 pounders :w00t!:
:D

Well...in that case, I'll read the Tartan Dragon, Gary.

Careful Joe, now he'll be following you around and he'll be bromancing you day and night...the guy is retarded and desperate...for any human contact that doesn't include him being laughed at. It just never happens for the poor lil Pinoy.

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J0E wrote:
Gary Oak wrote:Recent studies have shown that the epic illlustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean doesn't appeal to 400 pounders :w00t!:
:D

Well...in that case, I'll read the Tartan Dragon, Gary.
Great idea Joe, you will have a laugh on every page :w00t!: I guarantee it :drinks:


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Yes I understand your plight. I was greatly saddened when I misplaced my copy too :drinks:

RealWoman wrote:My misplacing this epic illlustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean makes me cry :cry:


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Are you Hornydung in female form ? :tongue:


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Is Real Woman more proof that the epic illlustrious historical novel doesn't appeal to 400 pounders ? :drinks:


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and what grade is your wit ? :w00t!: stop welching woman and read ! :rules:


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According to whose delusional imagination ? :drinks:


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Have you ordered your copy yet ?


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good , I am looking forword to reading your reviews :thumbup:


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i loaded about 2,500 words of a language into my brain [ forgot them all but they are all on quick recall if I return there, a book on beekeeping [ I just raided the hives today actually for their honey ] a carpentry book, a book on homebrewing beer [ The joy Of Homebrewing ] a book on chinese medicine, Refuing Evolution , People of The Fur Trade, The Secret Army, Without concience [ a psychology book on psychopaths like yourself ] I have read some interesting stuff. Now it's your turn to read some interesting stuff ...and that being The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean :drinks:


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Blurb THAT, mo'fo'! :-)


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Recent studies have also shown that the epik illlustrious historical novel...The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean also isn't for strange transvestite men who try to be girls :w00t!:


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Gary Oak wrote:Recent studies have also shown that the epik illlustrious historical novel...The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean also isn't for strange transvestite men who try to be girls :w00t!:
No, what the studies have really shown is that strange transvestite men who try to be girls are using the books rolled up pages as tampons (Rhips and Bleading, 2009).


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Blurt wrote:
Gary Oak wrote:Recent studies have also shown that the epik illlustrious historical novel...The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean also isn't for strange transvestite men who try to be girls :w00t!:
No, what the studies have really shown is that strange transvestite men who try to be girls are using the books rolled up pages as tampons (Rhips and Bleading, 2009).
Blurt is even wierder than I thought :scared:


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This woman didn't like The Tartan Dragon by John Maclean

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/630-po ... hroom.html :drinks:


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WAY too much ass.


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Gary Oak wrote:This woman didn't like The Tartan Dragon by John Maclean

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/630-po ... hroom.html :drinks:
Not cool you asshole. Nobody regardless of size can read or wants to read that pile of rotten tripe. But then again you already know this. :rolleyes:


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Here's a woman who has sex seven times a day and hates the acclaimed historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Maclean



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