I want to have Odinson's children.

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 22 Aug 2015, 02:00

But considering how often he jerks himself off, I don't want to be fisted to pregnancy.

Can a mechanical reindeer be created with life sensual real private parts and a funnel so there's something to take his mind off taking himself long enough to milk the Nordic Noddy without a tube sock wipe and chuck under his bed?

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 03:47

I dont want the mother of my kids to be the kind who have iron hanging from their pussy.

I dont want muslims leavings.

Unread post by **Oscar Mayer** » 22 Aug 2015, 07:16

Dinky is a cocksucking princess. Hero worth. Just saying

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 10:37

The muslims concubine shouldnt make these kinds of threads.

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 12:20

Deedee rocks:))

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:01

Deedee gets stoned.

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:03

Nobody's perfect:)

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:08

You suck.

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:09

They say I'm good at it too:)))

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:15

evs wrote:They say I'm good at it too:)))

You suck, I blow.

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:19

Really? Show us:)

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:21

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:21

Unread post by **weebles** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:23

just take syringe jab into his testicle(s) and suck up the semen then turkey baster it into you vag ..the reuse needle fill with it a saline solution and see how much you can inject into his testicles until they both pop inside his sack

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:25

It seems I´m getting cheap shots from all directions.

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:27

Ew! weebs:))) :beurk:

Unread post by **Odinson** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:28

You can buy my sperm from a danish sperm bank..

Unread post by **shin** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:36

Must be nice being hounded by women wherever you go.

Unread post by **Berry Sweet** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:41

weebles wrote:just take syringe jab into his testicle(s) and suck up the semen then turkey baster it into you vag ..the reuse needle fill with it a saline solution and see how much you can inject into his testicles until they both pop inside his sack

Thats disgusting!

Unread post by **evs** » 22 Aug 2015, 13:42

shin:)))

Unread post by **Odinson** » 23 Aug 2015, 02:37

shin wrote:Must be nice being hounded by women wherever you go.

The angry lesbian/feminist types usually want to defeat me in everything...

Unread post by **Edward** » 27 Apr 2022, 21:48

Sargent Smellibitz wrote: ↑22 Aug 2015, 02:00 But considering how often he jerks himself off, I don't want to be fisted to pregnancy.

Can a mechanical reindeer be created with life sensual real private parts and a funnel so there's something to take his mind off taking himself long enough to milk the Nordic Noddy without a tube sock wipe and chuck under his bed?

You go girl!

Unread post by **asal** » 27 Apr 2022, 22:42

Odi's not that picky. SS was waaay overthinking it.

Unread post by **evs** » 27 Apr 2022, 23:31

Odi dodi!

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 28 Apr 2022, 05:23

Go DD.

Unread post by **Edward** » 13 Apr 2024, 19:16

You go girl.

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 14 Apr 2024, 10:13

Sargent Smellibitz wrote: ↑22 Aug 2015, 02:00 by Sargent Smellibitz » 22 Aug 2015, 03:00

But considering how often he jerks himself off, I don't want to be fisted to pregnancy.

Can a mechanical reindeer be created with life sensual real private parts and a funnel so there's something to take his mind off taking himself long enough to milk the Nordic Noddy without a tube sock wipe and chuck under his bed?

Nothing but net.

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 14 Apr 2024, 12:53

Odinson wrote: ↑22 Aug 2015, 03:47 I dont want the mother of my kids to be the kind who have iron hanging from their pussy.

I dont want muslims leavings.

Who can blame ya?

Unread post by **Edward** » 14 Apr 2024, 13:29

memeBee #van4um