Things I FIND on beaches

[IRISH KAM]

FUCK OFF S.EMEN u Fiddling Sex Offender .

Ya couldnt even make that Truth up .

[Seamajor]

Klams not the beach type. Can you imagine the little feller in a wet suit? Don't think they make em that small?

So ya found ya latest Dwarf - Crush on the Beach S.EMEN ?

Ya couldnt even make that Shit up .

Youre right you can't even make this shit up because it's true. You are a cute little fella. Let's bump your photo til the cows come home.

[Seamajor]

If I saw this fat guy moving on this kid, I'd call the cops.

Why would you do this, S,emen? The boy is over 18 and can make his choice. He is not forced into anything.

What if he is into uncle style men? Will you call the cops? For what?

Dilf this whole charade with this fat guy, and these Boy Bands is a little sick. Since you taken on his persona, you seem different. Do you now feel differently about Jews, since Pearlman is one? Why him? Wonder what pippi and Klam think? I'm sure they will support you 100%.

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[Seamajor]

Naw not mad. Astounded.

[Seamajor]

Arent you still in Jail? This is dumb. See ya.

[IRISH KAM]

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[Breakfall]

Naw not mad. Astounded.

Yes I can see that sometimes my behaviour is quite astounding, and for that reason I would like to play you a song and try to patch things up somewhat. Making amends if you will!?

You are a good man.

I can only strive to be a shadow of you if I'm lucky.

Don't laugh at this song. It stirs up happy emotions within me and I want to share my happy place with you. I playeded this song many times thinking about Scouse, that fit lad and my alpha friend. Just listen and I hope you feel my softer side too and forgive me for being a shit a lot of the time. Thanks Seamajor.

That's a lovely gesture there UncleDilf! I'm actually quite astounded myself in this complete turnaround and awesomenessnessness that i'm witnessing here. Good show!

[Breakfall]

Yes I can see that sometimes my behaviour is quite astounding, and for that reason I would like to play you a song and try to patch things up somewhat. Making amends if you will!?

You are a good man.

I can only strive to be a shadow of you if I'm lucky.

Don't laugh at this song. It stirs up happy emotions within me and I want to share my happy place with you. I playeded this song many times thinking about Scouse, that fit lad and my alpha friend. Just listen and I hope you feel my softer side too and forgive me for being a shit a lot of the time. Thanks Seamajor.

That's a lovely gesture there UncleDilf! I'm actually quite astounded myself in this complete turnaround and awesomenessnessness that i'm witnessing here. Good show!

I piss on you! LOOK!
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[Seamajor]

Naw not mad. Astounded.

Yes I can see that sometimes my behaviour is quite astounding, and for that reason I would like to play you a song and try to patch things up somewhat. Making amends if you will!?

You are a good man.

I can only strive to be a shadow of you if I'm lucky.

Don't laugh at this song. It stirs up happy emotions within me and I want to share my happy place with you. I playeded this song many times thinking about Scouse, that fit lad and my alpha friend. Just listen and I hope you feel my softer side too and forgive me for being a shit a lot of the time. Thanks Seamajor.

Hey Pippi. I think your buddy has finally seen the light.

[IRISH KAM]

Sometimes when nobody is around on the beach...I stack zen pebbles for inner peace and tranquility. I get a warm fuzzy feeling inside of me knowing that someone might find my zen too and feel the good vibes.
Ahhhh...everything zen, everything zen...I hope so.

[Breakfall]

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