Random media of varying levels of interest

[CorsetKat]

Um, wow, grrr.

Chicks are hot.

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Mixed feelings?

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No gag for Gaga

[dageaux]

No gag for Gaga

The freaks will stick together they are a tight old crew
You look at them, they look at you.
I love the Bally-hoo girl, but she don't care.
It's hard to find love anywhere.

~Mark Knopfler

[shin]

There must be two different versions of the Book of Love.

[dageaux]

I found a random link somewhere that ended up bringing me to vintage memes, you know before we called them memes.

Somehow I got off on Leek Spin, which of course reminded me of the video of that tune on some boobie spinners and I wanted to see that again (I looked that up, that is not the right name for that but I dunno what else to call them. you know the tassles that strippers put on their nipples and spin them... yea I'm high, fuck off) ...I'm still looking for that..

ANYWAY!! I found the english translation to that song and it is a riot.

[shin]

I found a random link somewhere that ended up bringing me to vintage memes, you know before we called them memes.

Somehow I got off on Leek Spin, which of course reminded me of the video of that tune on some boobie spinners and I wanted to see that again (I looked that up, that is not the right name for that but I dunno what else to call them. you know the tassles that strippers put on their nipples and spin them... yea I'm high, fuck off) ...I'm still looking for that..

ANYWAY!! I found the english translation to that song and it is a riot.

I've often called them titty tassels.

[CorsetKat]

They are nipple tassels, titty tassels works too.

[thehaze]

Back in the day we called them pasties and got polk in the eye by one at a night club- - - - - -

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Reminds me of that episode of South Park where they play World of Warcraft.

[thehaze]

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[thehaze]

PONDERING
.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. It's not hard to meet expenses... They're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter,I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE?? I don't remember!!

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I thought the postman was a zombie?

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This is a good reason not to drink heavily...

[thehaze]

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS- - -
TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM!!!

[Gyroscope]

This is a good reason not to drink heavily...

It's funnier with sound. I like how she counts down.

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