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Unread post by thehaze » February 24th, 2018, 10:48 am

Six Kinds of Sex...

1. PENSION SEX
Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex."
"Pension sex?"
"Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

2. LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my
husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural."
"I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

3. QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his
wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!"

4. ARGUMENT SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary.
The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.'"
"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

5. WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX

My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the
bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

6. ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 97
year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her
if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 97, if he could still
have sex...he could also probably fly.
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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

Unread post by shin » February 24th, 2018, 2:20 pm

Do you get a lot of forwarded emails, Haze? :mrgreen:
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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

Unread post by thehaze » February 25th, 2018, 9:30 am

shin wrote:
February 24th, 2018, 2:20 pm
Do you get a lot of forwarded emails, Haze? :mrgreen:

No- - - - What's your point?
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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

Unread post by shin » February 25th, 2018, 2:13 pm

thehaze wrote:
February 25th, 2018, 9:30 am
No- - - - What's your point?
Some of us used to be on mailing lists to be forwarded jokes and funny pictures dating back to when there weren't sites like YouTube and Imgur. I just thought maybe you had one of those friends who still does that.
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Unread post by thehaze » February 25th, 2018, 4:30 pm

[quote=shin post_id=3 I just thought maybe you had one of those friends who still does that.
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My older sister use to send me those dumb ass chain letters and other junk and ask her to stop,other wise a No- - - - - -
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Unread post by shin » March 1st, 2018, 1:48 pm

I don't know why I like this so much, but I do. :mrgreen:

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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

Unread post by shin » March 5th, 2018, 1:36 pm

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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

Unread post by CorsetKat » March 7th, 2018, 1:11 pm

My coworker showed me this gem. Yeah, that's a frog.
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Unread post by shin » March 7th, 2018, 1:44 pm

Well, that dick ain't gonna suck itself! :mrgreen:

He couldn't resist those purty green lips, apparently. Reminds me of my teenage years when I tried to justify experimental masturbation orifices that made American Pie look like... well... something sweet and innocuous.

Evil dick is evil, yo!
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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

Unread post by shin » March 7th, 2018, 2:31 pm

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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

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Re: Random media of varying levels of interest

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Unread post by shin » March 9th, 2018, 3:13 pm

Somewhat relevant :mrgreen:

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:twisted:
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