If you could slap someone famous

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Strum I'm unfamiliar but I;m thinking he/she got the whole me having an emo look from when I posted that fake out angsty emo profile.. :lol: show us what you look like thread in either the Factory or Lionesses place


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realgrimm wrote: cuz your tough
Nah.. Cuz I´m horny.
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CorsetKat wrote: Guess he's still alive.
I´ll scrap a young 3rd world kid for parts so that I may live. :lol:
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Still horny?

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i hear she can go all night.
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Ah man, dead pic.
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I dont know man...

Lesbians, feminists, grannies, milfs... I´ll always be trying to get into their pants.
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I got a joke for you...

How can you tell if a woman is horny?

When you slide your hand down the front of her panties and it feels like a horse eating wild oats. :lol:

That's some good pussy right there!
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shin wrote: I got a joke for you...

How can you tell if a woman is horny?

When you slide your hand down the front of her panties and it feels like a horse eating wild oats. :lol:

That's some good pussy right there!
Thats some cowboy joke..
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Sturm wrote: I dont know man...

Lesbians, feminists, grannies, milfs... I´ll always be trying to get into their pants.
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^ I bet she has no gag reflex.
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and due to her complexion doesn't see a lot of sunlight.. this musta been a special day
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Thats like corsetkat in her twilight years. :D
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:shock:

Oh yeah, that's why I stay out of the basement.

But seriously?

I am self aware, self, stop fucking up! I say it all the damn time to myself. The question is why? Why am I kicking my own ass? My boss doesn't do it, "you" don't do it? So who is doing it?! I can not be the only one with these questions. Can I?
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Self discipline has a funny way of recharging. It's normal.
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Sturm wrote: I dont know man...

Lesbians, feminists, grannies, milfs... I´ll always be trying to get into their pants.
With the emphasis on always trying as opposed to actually succeeding.

Are you trying to wear their underwear, or seduce them? Either way, it's obviously failing.
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Mona wrote:

With the emphasis on always trying as opposed to actually succeeding.

Are you trying to wear their underwear, or seduce them? Either way, it's obviously failing.
If I say how long it takes for me to get dates, you would think Im really arrogant.

With milfs its more like them seducing me. :D
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CorsetKat wrote: :shock:

Oh yeah, that's why I stay out of the basement.

But seriously?

I am self aware, self, stop fucking up! I say it all the damn time to myself. The question is why? Why am I kicking my own ass? My boss doesn't do it, "you" don't do it? So who is doing it?! I can not be the only one with these questions. Can I?
Women arent self aware..

Women are just controlled by instinct/emotions.. Thats why their actions make no sense in the modern world.
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Sometimes you crack me up, other times, not so much.

You know you were originally female, yes?
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CorsetKat wrote: Sometimes you crack me up, other times, not so much.

You know you were originally female, yes?
Nah.. The sex of the baby is determined from the beginning.

If theres no guy factor, then the baby will be a female.

The guy factor makes the baby sentient.. So that the baby wont move to Syria with its new lover and end up as ISIS sexslave with a bun in the oven.

Women are basically just cannonfodder.. A lot of them die out of stupidity before they turn 25.
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Exactly her point, Odi. Everyone starts out as an egg. All eggs are female. The sperm determines the gender, but genitalia doesn't form immediately, other parts of the body form first. So until the male genitalia forms, the foetus is female.
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Mona wrote: Exactly her point, Odi. Everyone starts out as an egg. All eggs are female. The sperm determines the gender, but genitalia doesn't form immediately, other parts of the body form first. So until the male genitalia forms, the foetus is female.
No.. It has no gender..

It eventually forms into a female if theres no guy factor.
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They have already established that all eggs hold the x chromosome, making them female. They only turn into males if the sperm has a Y chromosome instead of the x chromosome.

X = female
Y = male.

It takes x + x to create the female genitalia on a baby
it takes x + y to create male genitalia on a baby.
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Mona wrote: They have already established that all eggs hold the x chromosome, making them female. They only turn into males if the sperm has a Y chromosome instead of the x chromosome.

X = female
Y = male.

It takes x + x to create the female genitalia on a baby
it takes x + y to create male genitalia on a baby.
The gender is determined right after I fertilize you..

The Y takes command immediately.

The egg is genderless and only continues to develope into a female if theres no Y.

A male is not a female at any point.


Feminists only like to think like that because they wanna steal a mans thunder.
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I'm not a feminist, so your theory is a failure. I am relating what I learnt in science at school, because I found this subject fascinating, so I actually absorbed and retained it.

Our DNA comes half from the egg and half from the sperm. Eggs only contain X chromosomes. X chromosomes in DNA equals female. Sperm can contain either X or Y chromosomes. Two X = female baby. One of each = male baby. So if an X chromosome in sperm makes it female, and y chromosome makes it male.... therefore, all eggs are inherently female until a Y chromosome is introduced to alter that fact.
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