Shin and his IKEA furniture..
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Shin and his IKEA furniture..
The instructions have pictures so that a monkey can assemble the furniture..
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
Look at you, you little stalker you.
You smell of teh gay, you need stronger soap me thinks.
You smell of teh gay, you need stronger soap me thinks.
Your favorite mistake.
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
I've actually never seen the inside of an IKEA before. I was just going on what I've heard comedians say about them.
Laughter is the best medicine... but hilarity is a bee sting!
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
Some assembly required...
Laughter is the best medicine... but hilarity is a bee sting!
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
I figured.. The pics show where to put everything.
The instructions are like that so that a chimp could assemble the furniture.
Warning.. IKEA stores are designed like Casinos in Las Vegas... Labyrinths..
The cashier and the way out is hard to find unless you know the place.
The IKEA stores are huge and the owner is a tricky old nazi bastard.
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
They're a labyrinth, but they are easy to find... they have arrows painted along the pathway showing you where to go. And it's all one way, the problem is that you have to traipse through every department to get out. And it requires a high level of fitness and a packed lunch to get from the front entrance to the exit. It's like a rollercoaster (although nowhere near as much fun), once you start you have to stick with it until the finish.Sturm wrote:
Warning.. IKEA stores are designed like Casinos in Las Vegas... Labyrinths..
The cashier and the way out is hard to find unless you know the place.
The IKEA stores are huge and the owner is a tricky old nazi bastard.
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
Laughter is the best medicine... but hilarity is a bee sting!
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Re: Shin and his IKEA furniture..
It is like that exactly!Mona wrote:
They're a labyrinth, but they are easy to find... they have arrows painted along the pathway showing you where to go. And it's all one way, the problem is that you have to traipse through every department to get out. And it requires a high level of fitness and a packed lunch to get from the front entrance to the exit. It's like a rollercoaster (although nowhere near as much fun), once you start you have to stick with it until the finish.
If you try to open those doors on the sides of the store... So that you can escape... It´ll trigger the alarm.