Shin and his IKEA furniture..

[Sturm]

The instructions have pictures so that a monkey can assemble the furniture..

[CorsetKat]

Look at you, you little stalker you.

You smell of teh gay, you need stronger soap me thinks.

[Sturm]

Look at you, you little stalker you.

You smell of teh gay, you need stronger soap me thinks.

I aint stalking.. I just explained why things are the way they are.

Everybody understands pictures... No need to translate.

[shin]

The instructions have pictures so that a monkey can assemble the furniture..

I've actually never seen the inside of an IKEA before. I was just going on what I've heard comedians say about them.

[shin]

Some assembly required...

[Sturm]

I've actually never seen the inside of an IKEA before. I was just going on what I've heard comedians say about them.

I figured.. The pics show where to put everything.
The instructions are like that so that a chimp could assemble the furniture.

Warning.. IKEA stores are designed like Casinos in Las Vegas... Labyrinths..
The cashier and the way out is hard to find unless you know the place.

The IKEA stores are huge and the owner is a tricky old nazi bastard.

[Sturm]

Some assembly required...

You would hit that.

[Mona]

Warning.. IKEA stores are designed like Casinos in Las Vegas... Labyrinths..
The cashier and the way out is hard to find unless you know the place.

The IKEA stores are huge and the owner is a tricky old nazi bastard.

They're a labyrinth, but they are easy to find... they have arrows painted along the pathway showing you where to go. And it's all one way, the problem is that you have to traipse through every department to get out. And it requires a high level of fitness and a packed lunch to get from the front entrance to the exit. It's like a rollercoaster (although nowhere near as much fun), once you start you have to stick with it until the finish.

[shin]

You would hit that.

Are you saying you wouldn't?

[Sturm]

Are you saying you wouldn't?

Nah.. I aint so fixed on white women as you guys are.

[Sturm]

They're a labyrinth, but they are easy to find... they have arrows painted along the pathway showing you where to go. And it's all one way, the problem is that you have to traipse through every department to get out. And it requires a high level of fitness and a packed lunch to get from the front entrance to the exit. It's like a rollercoaster (although nowhere near as much fun), once you start you have to stick with it until the finish.

It is like that exactly!

If you try to open those doors on the sides of the store... So that you can escape... It´ll trigger the alarm.