What Are You Listening To?

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[dageaux]

[shin]

Have you ever heard of these guys, Kat?

[CorsetKat]

No, I haven't, dink keep up with much current music.

[Gyroscope]

[shin]

This song is so girly that after I listened to it, 3 children shot out of my butt and started calling me Mommy!

[dageaux]

catchy tune tho

[CorsetKat]

You gonna have butt babies too?

[dageaux]

no I already have butt babies, I had my butt-erus removed for medical reasons.

[CorsetKat]

That sounds messy, painful, and highly inconvenient.

[shin]

You gonna have butt babies too?

butt of course

He's gonna have them while sipping on chai tea at 2 AM and munching on unsalted popcorn in a full lotus position. A Lifetime movie can faintly be heard in the background.

[CorsetKat]

Ha, your in rare form shin, what's up?

[shin]

Caffeine?

I thought of that last bit yesterday along with a little more I can't remember. I was gonna put it on FB with the video when I posted it here.

When you've been sober for as long as I have, it doesn't take much to trigger that frame of mind again. I guess that's my payback for getting high everyday and not feeling much different otherwise.

[CorsetKat]

Ha!

I should give you my chocolate covered THC espresso beans.

[shin]

Then I'll be talking about how many times I partied with the devil's children in passing. That's what I call people with an obvious death wish.

[CorsetKat]

Why would that be a death wish?

[shin]

That, in itself wouldn't.

Hold on I'll tell you a little story after I make another cup of coffee...

[CorsetKat]

Oh yay!

[shin]

One New Year's Eve in my early twenties, we were at a rather small gathering in the burbs... a last minute get together because other plans fell through and no parental units were at the premises, so long story short, we got booze and drugs and among the two dozen or so of us we were having a chilled relaxing party... that was until this weirdo most of us didn't know who apparently hadn't tripped before but said he did decided to pull our leg so he could do something naughty his parents probably wouldn't have approved of.

Most of us were situated in a different room smoking bowls because we thought it was a better idea than letting the smell spread throughout the house. Somehow we managed to score both acid and shrooms. I lost track of who was on what, but I was on all of the above. No big deal, because it wasn't the first time for me.

This new guy was kind of spazzing out every time we walked by him. We thought it was cute and we let him play with the cat. They seemed to get along ok. Eventually it was past 2 AM, and most of us began to part ways.. besides, we ran out of weed and I think most of us were coming down from our trips at that point. The new guy starts making faces at us, so some took it as an invitation to fuck with him. I forgot most of the mindless things they were doing to him. One of them went like "You're running through a forest, and yadda yadda" while quickly moving their palms of their hands past his head in a way to set off peripheral vision tracers. I guess you had to be there. Then something that I really wish i hadn't seen... One of the guys started showing him the Xmas tree ornaments, and he put one in his hand. Suddenly he exclaimed "the world!" and kept aweing at the shiny complexion of it. Some of them started laughing at him, and someone in the back said "it's an apple from the garden!" Then without missing a beat... he fucking opens wide and takes a huge bite into this glassy round tree ornament. The sound it made was borderline horrifying. I had to turn my head at that point, and with that I scurried outside on my way to the bus stop.

To this day, I still can't believe that fucker bit into that thing like an apple! The inside of his moth must have been shredded to the point where he would have needed a hospital. Later in the week, we learned that this guy's name was Justin, so we all made him into a recurring joke, referring to him as Justin the tripping idiot.

Sorry that took so long. I got distracted... but I did finish my coffee!

[CorsetKat]

Eek, so you never saw again after that?

[shin]

I saw him one other time, but I didn't recognize him, probably because he got a haircut and was speaking coherently. It was dark in the house, so his face didn't register much.

[CorsetKat]

[CorsetKat]

This never gets old.