Open Letter

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Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 20th, 2017, 7:45 pm

Dear Anonymous,

I fucking hate your guts.

I don't know a simpler way to say it.

I hate you.

I hate what you have become, and I hate how I adapted to you.

I will not any longer.

Fuck you.

Kat
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 5:39 pm

Dear iPhone Updaters,

Guess what? You have a way to reach me, but I have no way to reach you. You know what be a bright idea? Include us on exactly what you change. Not here's an update, good luck. We want it itemized, we want it searchable, we want to know how to fix our shit! Stop being assholes!

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 5:51 pm

Dear Colorado Drivers,

Well, I think you did it. I think you may have taken all my give a fucks away. I now no longer car if you hit my beautiful new car. You see it's a Lexus, you should know that means money(even if it was the cheapest and more affordable than a used Nissan car), you should know that mean, back off. If you do not, that is not my problem. You and you piece of shit car, sitting there all gross like, flipping me off without looking at me (I forgot I learned that trick here in CO), while you go on to almost hit two other cars, I don't care. One day your guts will be splattered all over the freeway, I will see it, and I will point and laugh. Fuck you! I should not have to feel like I am going to die every time I come or go to work! I have a big vehicle, do not give me only a tiny window to get into, and speed up in the process! I will let you hit me, I will probably tear your face off, and I will probably go to jail. You are not fucking worth all that to me. Get your shit together Colorado! You have cell phones, you can google how to drive. I obviously can't help you, I've tried. I use my turn signals in plenty of time for you to notice, I patiently wait for you to grow a god damn brain and make room for the vehicle coming over, and as of now, I no longer care if you hit me. You have been warned.

Now fuck off!
Kat

Oh, if only I had a way to say this to everyone without loosing my voice or running someone off the road. Maybe I should go to anger management classes. But I feel these people deserve to hear my wrath, I just know I'll get jailed, and I'm too cute for prison! Oh, first world problems. Ugh.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 6:05 pm

Oh my fuck!

Really?!

I spell everything out to you to the smallest fucking detail, cause you can't seem to get your head out of your ass! This is not acceptable! I can not be your brain for you, you are going to have to figure some parts of life out on your own! I am not your god damn baby sitter! Do you wipe your ass with such careless abandon?! I can not be you, I am busy being me. Get your fucking shit together before I rip your god damn head off! I'm fucking serious!

Everyone! Stop it! Stop making me repeat myself ad nauseum! Stop making me think for you! If you do not stop, I am really going to loose my shit, and no one will like that!

Fucking stop!

STOP!

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by dageaux » July 24th, 2017, 6:51 pm

Well, someone is having a bad day
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 7:08 pm

Yep, but not really. I did a great job handling my shit at work today, like I do. But once I leave I've got some pent up aggression to get out, and it's not fair to the world for me to do it to them, so o contain myself to a little thread in an unused forum. Win win!

I am a venter, I have to vent or I explode. This is my way of venting. You didn't see my rage at BFF, so you were not aware of what I am capable of. I can be a real ugly bitch, I am fully aware. I deserve all the shit people like Odi/Strum have to give me, however, I will not allow it.

Fuck him!

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 7:22 pm

Dear Left Eye,

You live in my body. You are fully aware of my hectic schedule. Fuck you for fucking my eye up for three days! I do not have time for your shit and you know it! I wanted to to have fun at that wedding, you fucked up the ceremony (even though it was kinda fucked up already), and I wanted to fucking dance (even though the thing was kinda dying), and I needed my boogie time! You fucked up on my way to work( but I'm kinda used to that now), and I do not appreciate your shit!

Fuck you!

Fuck the world!

I'm sick of everything (even though I've got my own shit together, it's your fucking turn!)

Get your shit together world, I'm fed the fuck up!

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 7:25 pm

dageaux wrote: Well, someone is having a bad day

Ha! I just forgot where I wrote my response, even though it was here, ugh.

I'm pissed and frazzled, give me a second, please.

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 24th, 2017, 7:30 pm

Oh yes!

For those of you who have not posted with me in the past...

Yeah, I'm a royal cunt at times. This is why Lioness does not like me, I get it, but I was always kind to her directly, unless she gave me a reason not to be, and then I kinda went off on her. I realize that is not right, but I have my limits, and at times I reach them. I put up with a fucking fuckton of BS in my life. I adapt, and I am patient, until I'm not. Then you get my ugly side. Not my problem. Sorry not sorry. Let's all move on now.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by realgrimm » July 24th, 2017, 8:19 pm

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Unread post by bobbyshy » July 25th, 2017, 2:59 am

this is why punching bags were invented...find a good gym that has them or go out in buy one for your home. not really all that expensive(well some are ridiculously priced) just need the most basic kind. no time limit some days you might only need 10 mins other times hit the fucking thing til you drop. they..it does wonders...
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 25th, 2017, 6:06 am

I'd rather hit people.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by dageaux » July 25th, 2017, 6:37 am

I often wish that there wasn't so damned much trouble you can get into by hitting people. There ought to be a "He really deserved it" clause in the law methinks.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by realgrimm » July 25th, 2017, 10:41 am

dageaux wrote: I often wish that there wasn't so damned much trouble you can get into by hitting people. There ought to be a "He really deserved it" clause in the law methinks.

laws are changing here, soon we will be allowed to duel in Canada ..


http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/08 ... 05032.html

we still have a bunch of weird laws on the books here
A number of other strange and outdated laws are scheduled for repeal, including:

Advertising a reward for the return of stolen property “no questions asked,”
Pretending to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration,
Publishing blasphemous libel,
Possessing, printing, distributing or publishing crime comics,
Issuing trading stamps, and,
Fraudulently pretending to practice witchcraft.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by dageaux » July 25th, 2017, 12:44 pm

realgrimm wrote:A number of other strange and outdated laws are scheduled for repeal, including:

Advertising a reward for the return of stolen property “no questions asked,”
Pretending to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration,
Publishing blasphemous libel,
Possessing, printing, distributing or publishing crime comics,
Issuing trading stamps, and,
Fraudulently pretending to practice witchcraft.
So wait, It's still ok to successfully perform any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration as long as you aren't pretending?
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by shin » July 25th, 2017, 2:34 pm

I had the most anal retentive 4th grade teacher. Some of us used to ball up our loose leaf paper when we made a mistake early on and we were writing in ink (before erasable pens and liquid paper) and he used to try to get us to politely fold the paper in half and put it in our pocket so as not to cause a disturbance in the otherwise quiet classroom.

He was a complex man. One day he had a former student visit him while our class was in session. I think she was a 70s porn star. She sure was dressed the part. She wore leather pants high heel shoes, a fur coat and a feathery boa. Some of the naughty kids apparently recognized her and were blushing. She signed autographs for us. Her name was Monica Gayle.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 25th, 2017, 6:04 pm

That's funny as fuck, even though it was totally random.

Or did just the fact that this thread was about writing a letter inspire that memory?

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by shin » July 26th, 2017, 2:24 pm

Something up there brought up the memory, but I can't remember what exactly. I think it has something to do with anal.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by Mona » July 26th, 2017, 4:03 pm

CorsetKat wrote: Dear Colorado Drivers,

Well, I think you did it. I think you may have taken all my give a fucks away. I now no longer car if you hit my beautiful new car. You see it's a Lexus, you should know that means money(even if it was the cheapest and more affordable than a used Nissan car), you should know that mean, back off. If you do not, that is not my problem. You and you piece of shit car, sitting there all gross like, flipping me off without looking at me (I forgot I learned that trick here in CO), while you go on to almost hit two other cars, I don't care. One day your guts will be splattered all over the freeway, I will see it, and I will point and laugh. Fuck you! I should not have to feel like I am going to die every time I come or go to work! I have a big vehicle, do not give me only a tiny window to get into, and speed up in the process! I will let you hit me, I will probably tear your face off, and I will probably go to jail. You are not fucking worth all that to me. Get your shit together Colorado! You have cell phones, you can google how to drive. I obviously can't help you, I've tried. I use my turn signals in plenty of time for you to notice, I patiently wait for you to grow a god damn brain and make room for the vehicle coming over, and as of now, I no longer care if you hit me. You have been warned.

Now fuck off!
Kat

Oh, if only I had a way to say this to everyone without loosing my voice or running someone off the road. Maybe I should go to anger management classes. But I feel these people deserve to hear my wrath, I just know I'll get jailed, and I'm too cute for prison! Oh, first world problems. Ugh.
You need to record it and play it over a loudspeaker as you drive to and from work, people will give you a wide berth then.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by dageaux » July 27th, 2017, 7:03 am

Cuz nothing says, "I'm a crazy bitch that will ram your sorry ass if you fuck up" quite like a loudspeaker.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by Mona » July 27th, 2017, 6:24 pm

dageaux wrote: Cuz nothing says, "I'm a crazy bitch that will ram your sorry ass if you fuck up" quite like a loudspeaker.
Exactly!!! And you KNOW they'll hear it.

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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by thehaze » July 27th, 2017, 7:22 pm

Mona wrote:[post]2

You need to record it and play it over a loudspeaker as you drive to and from work, people will give you a wide berth then.
Or you can be like me and have a CB radio with a PA feature! I yell shit at people all the time and have the most fun with jerks on bike's,pullover to the right cock sucker- - - - - -
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by Mona » July 27th, 2017, 7:36 pm

Problem is that she would get sick of constantly repeating herself, hence the loudspeaker and recording that she can play on loop.
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Re: Open Letter

Unread post by CorsetKat » July 27th, 2017, 9:15 pm

You all are correct, ha!

I need to be able to slaughter people, then bring them back, video game style!

Oh, if only!
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