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Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 20th, 2019, 10:36 am

Oh you know you want some Klingon action, the rough kind. :spit:
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Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Odinson » November 19th, 2019, 5:07 pm

Blue Frost wrote: November 18th, 2019, 11:40 pm :laugh: He likes to get abused, it's a Klingon thing :laugh:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No I dont...

You american males are gluttons for punishment..


We would go past any nikker fuckhole in the amount of murders, if we had alimony.



Paying for my Ex-wives and her new lovers upkeep???? OH HELL NO! :laugh:

I´ll kill them both. :teehe:

Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 19th, 2019, 7:08 am

Odinson wrote: November 18th, 2019, 11:09 pm
Renee wrote: November 18th, 2019, 5:06 pm
Odinson wrote: November 18th, 2019, 12:15 am I figure you hear these threats all the time... Being so nice and all. :laugh:

They get to see your sweet butt..

Send me some pics... Just so I know what I´m dealing with. :teehe:


Btw.. The quote function has been disabled for some reason.. I can quote posts. :teehe:
Yeah, sit by you computer and wait for those pics...They're coming any minute now.....:laugh:
Give a guy a break, Renee.. :teehe:
You are a very beautiful woman.

If you are worried about me spreading the pics after you have once again pissed me off... Dont... I´m not that petty.
You can continue to piss me off like nothing happened. :teehe:
Yeah sure....no more pics of me on any site. Last one I used as an avi got spammed all over the place by some low life pos. It creeps me out to know that it's probably stored away on some hard drive with his pics of naked children.

Besides the latest scuttlebutt about me on another forum says that I'm not a woman....and that's just fine by me. It's long past time for me to speed up my withdrawal from these forums. In fact I hear that my long time nemesis retired, so it's probably time for me to go as well.

Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 18th, 2019, 11:44 pm

tera’ngan Soj lujab’a’ (Do they serve Earth food?)

Pronounced: thɛ.ˈrɑʔ.ŋɑn ʂod͡ʒ lu.d͡ʒɑb.ˈʔɑʔ
Best Use Case Scenario: If the idea of serpent worms turns your stomach, it's worth asking if your dining companion is taking you to a Klingon joint.


qut na’ HInob (Give me the salty crystals)

Pronounced: qhutʰ nɑʔ xɪ.ˈnob
Best Use Case Scenario: Those salt crystals may be acceptable on human food, but Klingon gastronomes insist on eating gagh raw (and live).


Oh, this fits him real good :laugh:
Dochvetlh vIneH (I want that thing!)

Pronounced: ˈɖot͡ʃ.vet͡ɬ vɪ.ˈnɛx
Usage: Klingons aren’t known for their diplomacy, or their manners—get straight to the point.

Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 18th, 2019, 11:42 pm

In Klingon, pe’vIl mu’qaDmey (Curse well!)

__Pronounced: __ˈphɛʔ.vɪl ˈmuʔ.qhɑɖ.mɛj
Usage: Instead of “all the best” or “have a nice day,” let your parting words say what you really mean.

Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 18th, 2019, 11:40 pm

:laugh: He likes to get abused, it's a Klingon thing :laugh:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Odinson » November 18th, 2019, 11:09 pm

Renee wrote: November 18th, 2019, 5:06 pm
Odinson wrote: November 18th, 2019, 12:15 am I figure you hear these threats all the time... Being so nice and all. :laugh:

They get to see your sweet butt..

Send me some pics... Just so I know what I´m dealing with. :teehe:


Btw.. The quote function has been disabled for some reason.. I can quote posts. :teehe:
Yeah, sit by you computer and wait for those pics...They're coming any minute now.....:laugh:
Give a guy a break, Renee.. :teehe:
You are a very beautiful woman.

If you are worried about me spreading the pics after you have once again pissed me off... Dont... I´m not that petty.
You can continue to piss me off like nothing happened. :teehe:

Re: My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 18th, 2019, 5:06 pm

Odinson wrote: November 18th, 2019, 12:15 am I figure you hear these threats all the time... Being so nice and all. :laugh:

They get to see your sweet butt..

Send me some pics... Just so I know what I´m dealing with. :teehe:


Btw.. The quote function has been disabled for some reason.. I can quote posts. :teehe:
Yeah, sit by you computer and wait for those pics...They're coming any minute now.....:laugh:

My New Year's Resolution

by Odinson » November 18th, 2019, 12:15 am

I figure you hear these threats all the time... Being so nice and all. :laugh:

They get to see your sweet butt..

Send me some pics... Just so I know what I´m dealing with. :teehe:


Btw.. The quote function has been disabled for some reason.. I can quote posts. :teehe:

My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 17th, 2019, 4:01 pm

Odinson wrote: November 17th, 2019, 12:11 am
Renee wrote: November 16th, 2019, 2:24 pm
Odinson wrote: November 16th, 2019, 9:33 am I look more like Beowulf than Grendel. :laugh:


I´m really bad at reading books.. But I´m gonna start reading more because it would help me concentrate better.

I havent read Beowulf but I do know the story.


I got a lot of books but I havent read them. :teehe:
Might I suggest anything by Dr Theodor Seuss Geisel for you.
Might I suggest a foot up your ass?

:teehe:
Good luck with that.....You think you're the first?.... :rofl:

My New Year's Resolution

by Odinson » November 17th, 2019, 12:11 am

Renee wrote: November 16th, 2019, 2:24 pm
Odinson wrote: November 16th, 2019, 9:33 am I look more like Beowulf than Grendel. :laugh:


I´m really bad at reading books.. But I´m gonna start reading more because it would help me concentrate better.

I havent read Beowulf but I do know the story.


I got a lot of books but I havent read them. :teehe:
Might I suggest anything by Dr Theodor Seuss Geisel for you.
Might I suggest a foot up your ass?

:teehe:

My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 16th, 2019, 5:10 pm

:rofl:
Hey, I like Seuss :unsure:

What fascinated me about the Iliad, and Odyssey is how well done they where, they are not the times typical story telling.
Also if you really dig into them they do seem more true than the other myths of the time with more facts behind them.

Heinrich Schliemann, the butcher of an archeologist found what was Troy in different eras was something else added to the story in the book I read, he found several other locations in the book also.
The Mycenae and Tiryns sites where cool to red about also.

I read the Iliad, and Odyssey after i went through a lot of Egyptian stuff, the man who went into the great pyramid used a battering ram to get in since the story was a robber did the same :facepalm:

My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 16th, 2019, 2:24 pm

Odinson wrote: November 16th, 2019, 9:33 am I look more like Beowulf than Grendel. :laugh:


I´m really bad at reading books.. But I´m gonna start reading more because it would help me concentrate better.

I havent read Beowulf but I do know the story.


I got a lot of books but I havent read them. :teehe:
Might I suggest anything by Dr Theodor Seuss Geisel for you.

My New Year's Resolution

by Odinson » November 16th, 2019, 9:33 am

I look more like Beowulf than Grendel. :laugh:


I´m really bad at reading books.. But I´m gonna start reading more because it would help me concentrate better.

I havent read Beowulf but I do know the story.


I got a lot of books but I havent read them. :teehe:

My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 16th, 2019, 8:40 am

Beowulf was my first real taste of fantasy literature. I first read an abridged translation of it in the 7th grade...didn't understand half of it but I found it fascinating anyway. Shortly after that I read the Illiad and then Homer's Odyssey. All of which sparked my imagination for historical fantasy and classical mythology.

My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 16th, 2019, 2:18 am

A man like Beowulf was only able to lift those swords since they where made for giants.
:)
Love the story, and most the old Epics.
The Icelandic ones even if most copies of other stories where the best.
The old Gilgamesh story I enjoyed also.
I think the child like story telling had a lot to do with my interest, easy reads, and I could visualize them better.
More good stories I got from the Bible growing up, much like those epic stories in Greek myth.

My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 15th, 2019, 10:12 pm

Blue Frost wrote: November 15th, 2019, 5:48 pm
Renee wrote: November 15th, 2019, 4:54 pm
Blue Frost wrote: November 15th, 2019, 2:56 pm I knew a few, and still know one, maybe I can hook him up.
One was quite the Humanoid from the deep, she was quite the wrestler. :teehe: then we had Skelawhore at work, but he isn't into just bones with a skin wrap.
Go ahead....hook him up.... :thumbsup:

Give Grendel something to gnaw on so he leaves the village livestock alone... :laugh:
So, Odi is a son of Cain, :think:
Just watch out hurting him, moms a tough one if you hurt little Odi.
Mid the battle-gear saw he a blade triumphant,
old-sword of Eotens, with edge of proof,
warriors' heirloom, weapon unmatched,
-- save only 'twas more than other men
to bandy-of-battle could bear at all --
as the giants had wrought it, ready and keen.
Seized then its chain-hilt the Scyldings' chieftain,
bold and battle-grim, brandished the sword,
reckless of life, and so wrathfully smote
that it gripped her neck and grasped her hard,
her bone-rings breaking: the blade pierced through
that fated-one's flesh: to floor she sank.... :thumbsup:

My New Year's Resolution

by Odinson » November 15th, 2019, 10:00 pm

Renee wrote: November 15th, 2019, 9:21 pm
Odinson wrote: November 15th, 2019, 5:38 pm
We would make good looking kids... I know it..
Fat chance of that with your Paleolithic DNA.... :laugh:

Any offspring of yours would probably have a tail.
By good looking, I dont mean that I want my boys to look like girls.

I´m hoping for the 7,5 feet tall, 450 pound lad called Magni.

:teehe:

My New Year's Resolution

by Renee » November 15th, 2019, 9:21 pm

Odinson wrote: November 15th, 2019, 5:38 pm
We would make good looking kids... I know it..
Fat chance of that with your Paleolithic DNA.... :laugh:

Any offspring of yours would probably have a tail.

My New Year's Resolution

by Blue Frost » November 15th, 2019, 6:01 pm

Real smooth operator Odi, Real smooth. :laugh:

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