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Post: # 176546Unread post Mel Gibson »

aka the 'only in Surrey, BC' thread. I like to read Supreme Court rulings, and this one brought all the elements together in a nice way. Stay classy, Surrey. Will attempt to condense it 'Coles Notes' as best I can...

'Gimp' is younger dude with severe Cerebral Palsy. Almost quadriplegic as far as mobility. Gets around in electric mobility scooter.
'Escort 1' is an escort that offers her services out of a house located in Surrey, BC. Is Heroin addict.
'Pimp' lives with Escort 1 in same house.
'Escort 2' is friends with Escort 1, but doesn't live with them. Is Heroin addict.

>Gimp wants a threesome with two ladies. Arranges this through website run by Escort 1. Gimp shows up at house.
>Gimp is dismayed that Escort 1 looks 'much older and uglier' than appeared on her website. (Shocking)
>Escort 1 is shocked at the level of disability Gimp is afflicted with. Was aware of some mobility issues, but wasn't expecting a quad. (Touche)
>Gimp is having second thoughts now, but Escort 1 is persistent that each party uphold their end of bargain, as appointment was made. Gimp reluctantly agrees.
>Bed for sex is located in converted shed. Two concrete steps to climb to enter. Not wheelchair friendly.
>Pimp builds makeshift wheelchair access ramp out of plywood. It's winter, so wood is slick with moisture and snow. Chair cannot generate enough traction to traverse slick ramp.
>All agree that since Gimp only weighs 130lbs, Pimp will lift him from chair onto bed, since Pimp is almost twice his size.
>Gimp on bed, and is now expected to transfer payment via PayPal before the fun can begin.
>Gimp having WiFi troubles, and cannot complete the transaction.
>Pimp and Escort 1 leave Gimp to give him time to complete transfer. Go back to main house to shoot Heroin.
>Gimp figures this is his chance to make an escape. Manages to roll out of bed onto floor, but can't make it to his chair.
>Pimp and Escort 1 return, asking about payment. WiFi still unreliable.
>Pimp carries Gimp into main house, puts him on a bed in there. Hopes WiFi signal better there.
>Escort 2 arrives. Gets busy shooting Heroin with Escort 1.
>PayPal payment finally goes through on Gimps end, but Escort 1 is now too fucked up to figure out if it went through on her end too.
>Escort 1 & 2 too busy shooting Heroin. Forget about Gimp.
>Escort 2 overdoses and dies. Gimp has been there now for 10 hours on bed.
>Paramedics and Police called for Escort 2. They arrive to haul Escort 2's corpse away.
>Paramedics see Gimp on bed. Gimp mouths "Help Me" to them. Paramedics ignore him, probably assuming he lives there and is fucked up on Heroin too.
>Cops and Paramedics leave with corpse, but Pimp and Escort 1 still want their money from Gimp. Start to get aggressive with Gimp, even though PayPal payment had apparently gone through.
>Gimp convinces them to let him call a family member to deliver the money. They reluctantly comply.
>Family member can sense something is up, and calls Police instead.
>Police arrive, finally freeing Gimp from what turned out to be a 22 hour ordeal.
>Pimp and Escort 1 convicted of Unlawful Confinement.

>No threesome for Gimp, and unsure if he managed to ever reverse PayPal payment.

>Such is life for those that like to take walks (or mobility scooter rides) on the wild side. Stay classy, Surrey!


https://www.courts.gov.bc.ca/jdb-txt/sc ... SC0704.htm


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Poor guy, I don't blame him for not wanting it with those guys around.
They where pretty much muscling him for money for nothing, or as some perves do film the occasion :woot:

I wonder if he ever got his ramps built.
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Sorry I missed this until now... :laugh:

One question...What does Mr. A.B. (AKA Gimp) do for a living?

Given his physical state...could it be that he is receiving a disability check each month?

Which begs the question, was the $1800 dollar PayPal payment for services "unrendered" made up of state funded dollars?

If that is indeed the case, which I hope it is not,...that's your tax dollar at work, folks... :facepalm:
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He would qualify for disability income, as it appears he is so gimped that he would be virtually unemployable, which in this Province is $1,200/month for a single person with no kids (which I'll assume is his status). Rent comes out of that amount also, so there wouldn't be much left when all is said and done. So, while I'm certain part of that $1,800 escort fee is government subsidized, Gimp must have access to additional funds to be throwing around $1,800 transfers for failed threesomes that end in surreal nightmares for him, complete with corpse removals as he's held hostage on bed. :laugh:
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Blue Frost wrote: May 13th, 2019, 2:02 pm I wonder if he ever got his ramps built.
Well, the Pimp did build a makeshift ramp out of plywood, but I guess since the wood was wet it was too greasy for Gimps electric scooter to grab traction, so it just spun out attempting to climb it.

Could you imagine watching this group in action?
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I would build him a ramp if I was there, might take a while, but I would for free.
I used to build decks growing up, it can't be much different than that, just add a slant.
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Mel Gibson wrote: June 5th, 2019, 12:37 pm He would qualify for disability income, as it appears he is so gimped that he would be virtually unemployable, which in this Province is $1,200/month for a single person with no kids (which I'll assume is his status). Rent comes out of that amount also, so there wouldn't be much left when all is said and done. So, while I'm certain part of that $1,800 escort fee is government subsidized, Gimp must have access to additional funds to be throwing around $1,800 transfers for failed threesomes that end in surreal nightmares for him, complete with corpse removals as he's held hostage on bed. :laugh:
You never know...he might be employed in some kind of capacity....There are special "handi-capable" accessories that allow you to operate a keyboard with your tongue..... :unsure: :toung:
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He seems pretty gimped up though! Not sure any employers around here would have use for a quad, especially considering how he spends his free time.

Most BC Supreme Court rulings are a bore to read, but every now and then you come across one like this that's mildly entertaining...
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Blue Frost wrote: June 5th, 2019, 3:49 pm I would build him a ramp if I was there, might take a while, but I would for free.
I used to build decks growing up, it can't be much different than that, just add a slant.
Pimp managed to carry Gimp in, and tossed him on the bed, which he ended up rolling off of. I think that's when Gimp knew he was in for an interesting night!
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Mel Gibson wrote: June 5th, 2019, 4:39 pm He seems pretty gimped up though! Not sure any employers around here would have use for a quad, especially considering how he spends his free time
Hey maybe this was his first experience and given that it was such a fucking trainwreck, it's probably his last.

Some life lessons are hard learned.... :rofl:
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For his sake, I certainly hope so!

Next New Years Eve he hopefully just sits at home and watches the countdown on TV, celebrating with a cheap bottle of bubbly (even though he probably can't open it)... Far less trouble.
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Mel Gibson wrote: June 6th, 2019, 2:43 am For his sake, I certainly hope so!

Next New Years Eve he hopefully just sits at home and watches the countdown on TV, celebrating with a cheap bottle of bubbly (even though he probably can't open it)... Far less trouble.
Maybe someone makes a bottle opener he can operate with his tounge.... :laugh:
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