Chapped Ass...

[Mel Gibson]

Summer will soon come, and it can get fairly hot here, so thought I'd ask what's up!

I had a portable air conditioner in my condo, but that won't work so well here...

What do you goys do? Run A/C? Sweat in the heat?

My ass chaps when it gets hot, and as such my ass doesn't like heat.

I am extremely White, and need an extremely White solution!

[Blue Frost]

Just walk around in your birthday suit Mel, nobody is there right.

Here it can get majorly hot, we have whole house AC, HVAC system you know.
It seems when we have it go out it's the hottest time of the year, and we suffer.
Been wanting to get a backup split air system for my room, but have not found one yet i want to put since I have really no place to install it.

[Odinson]

The japanese have a name for the Melskies kind..

Hikikomori..

Means he who isolates himself.

[Berry Sweet]

I have ac upstairs and downstairs. I do not like excessive heat.

[Berry Sweet]

How the hell do you get a chapped ass?

[beanthere]

I think what Mel is getting at is that he wants a pair of assless chaps such as you see, (unfortunately), in the pride parades. Mel knows what to do. He can either get them from Amazon, or he can drive back to Vancouver and shop for them in Yaletown. He must have been watching some Pride videos to even bring this vulgar subject up.

[beanthere]

Just walk around in your birthday suit Mel, nobody is there right.

Here it can get majorly hot, we have whole house AC, HVAC system you know.
It seems when we have it go out it's the hottest time of the year, and we suffer.
Been wanting to get a backup split air system for my room, but have not found one yet i want to put since I have really no place to install it.

Don't get a split system Blue. I have had experiences with them. They don't last very long, and are high maintenance, plus, you will need to call a specialist to come and repair it when it breaks because they are the only ones who can get the special circuit boards that you will need replacing. They also don't like cold weather and rust out quickly. seem to last on average 2-3 years.

[Blue Frost]

The think is beanthere I really have few options being in a basement, a window unit is out of the question sadly.
I'm not sure what other option I would have other than split air.
i wouldn't want all that repair cost, I wonder if the better brands have a better quality to them.

[Mel Gibson]

How the hell do you get a chapped ass?

The heat seems to do it... When it starts to get really hot, I get a sweaty ass which seems to get chapped from time to time. Am I the only one with this problem?

Either way, when my furnace guy comes to duct my wood stove in a couple weeks, I shall talk to him about AC solutions for the house. The house is ducted for heat already, so shouldn't be too hard to come up with a solution...

[Blue Frost]

Here you go Mel, just get some chaps
Your in Canada, just say you are with the Village people.

[Berry Sweet]

Am I the only one with this problem?

Obviously. Never heard of it before in my life.

Sometimes when it gets hot my ass might stick to a chair im sitting on and hurt when I get up...but never a chapped ass.

[Berry Sweet]

I think what Mel is getting at is that he wants a pair of assless chaps such as you see, (unfortunately), in the pride parades. Mel knows what to do. He can either get them from Amazon, or he can drive back to Vancouver and shop for them in Yaletown. He must have been watching some Pride videos to even bring this vulgar subject up.

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Blue Frost]

I guess I'm not the only one who thought up chaps.
Maybe he should get a pair.

[Blue Frost]

As long as I don't have to see it I'm good with it.
Fly, be free Mel

[Berry Sweet]

Imagine that albino burnt ass

[Mel Gibson]

I think it's technically a heat rash in yer ass crack, from sweaty ass.

Remember, I originated in a place in Europe where summertime temps were never excessive, so my ass just isn't built for North American heat...

[Berry Sweet]

You got all sorts of nasty shit going on.

[Mel Gibson]

Shirley I can't be the only one that suffers from a sweaty ass in extreme summer heat... And no, I'm not even fat.

[Berry Sweet]

I guarentee its beer sweat...and in the ass crack...Imagine the smell...barf. Joe would be all over you .

[Mel Gibson]

I'm gonna get an A/C unit installed. Maybe the Douks here liked sweaty asses, but there's new players in town now...