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Re: Blondes

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Here’s yet another car wash scene starring Cameron Diaz :thumbsup:


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Re: Blondes

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Blue Frost wrote: December 4th, 2020, 10:21 pm Image
Jesus she is skinny...Look at that nasty clavicle bulging out of her chest like a tumor...Yikes... :o

Sorry, I don't normally make body shaming comments (unless it's about the resident skunk ape) but someone please give that poor girl a sammich.
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Re: Blondes

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:laugh: Maybe you are one of those cave girls like in the video those cave men was after. :laugh:
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Blue Frost wrote: December 7th, 2020, 11:26 am :laugh: Maybe you are one of those cave girls like in the video those cave men was after. :laugh:
:think: Maybe I'm dumb but I think that needs a bit more explanation.

But given the Paleolithic fertility statues found in Europe and Eurasia I wouldn't doubt it.
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:laugh: I didn't mean it like that, but I guess I could have.
I meant that you where like the cavemen talking about the thin blonde. :laugh:
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Re: Blondes

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I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

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That's alright looking i guess, but not my choice in build.
I like more athletic, or just the normal built girl, some fat is alright of course, and they should have some.
Those supermodels are not right looking in my opinion, stick legs, and manly build, but some have nice faces.
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Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

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First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
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Re: Blondes

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Renee wrote: December 14th, 2020, 1:50 pm
Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

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First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
I got bodyhair for both of us. :teehe:

Me and a girl like that.. We would look really good together. :snug:
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Re: Blondes

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Odinson wrote: December 14th, 2020, 5:04 pm
Renee wrote: December 14th, 2020, 1:50 pm
Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

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First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
I got bodyhair for both of us. :teehe:

Me and a girl like that.. We would look really good together. :snug:
Yeah, Fat and Fatter... :laugh:

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just have an emergency plan for when she sits on your face, incase you lose consciousness...
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:rofl: Plans mean nothing if you are not conscious, he's a gonner. :rofl:
She wont even realize he's dead till shes done with him. :rofl:
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Re: Blondes

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Renee wrote: December 15th, 2020, 11:48 am
Odinson wrote: December 14th, 2020, 5:04 pm
Renee wrote: December 14th, 2020, 1:50 pm
Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

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First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
I got bodyhair for both of us. :teehe:

Me and a girl like that.. We would look really good together. :snug:
Yeah, Fat and Fatter... :laugh:

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just have an emergency plan for when she sits on your face, incase you lose consciousness...
I´m not fat, Renee. :teehe:

Girls like that dont weight much... Pretty sure I can stand up and do the "fipple flute position". :laugh:


I´m just the right guy for a curvy lady. :snug:
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Re: Blondes

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Perhaps I should have started a fatty thread.
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Re: Blondes

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:laugh:

Him.
I can't breath !

Her
What what, oh goodness this is good, ump ump!

Him
Uggg, gasp.

Her, don't stop.

Him
..............

:rofl:
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Re: Blondes

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Odinson wrote: December 15th, 2020, 3:00 pm
Renee wrote: December 15th, 2020, 11:48 am
Odinson wrote: December 14th, 2020, 5:04 pm
Renee wrote: December 14th, 2020, 1:50 pm
Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

Image
First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
I got bodyhair for both of us. :teehe:

Me and a girl like that.. We would look really good together. :snug:
Yeah, Fat and Fatter... :laugh:

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just have an emergency plan for when she sits on your face, incase you lose consciousness...
I´m not fat, Renee. :teehe:

Girls like that dont weight much...
Yeah keep telling yourself that, Mr. 300 Lbs.

I used to tell myself that as well. It was all LIES... :laugh:

Girls like that weigh more than you think, especially if they have a fair amount of muscle under the surface layers of chub to back it up...Even after losing a bunch of weight,...I still weigh a lot more than most people would guess.

Here's two for YOU. I know they're not blonde, I'm just using them to illustrate a point.....How much do you think they weigh?.....Each, not as a pair... :laugh:
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Re: Blondes

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Blue Frost wrote: December 15th, 2020, 6:50 pm :laugh:

Him.
I can't breath !

Her
What what, oh goodness this is good, ump ump!

Him
Uggg, gasp.

Her, don't stop.

Him
..............

:rofl:
Laugh if you will but I've broken noses in my younger years... :laugh:
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Re: Blondes

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Renee wrote: December 16th, 2020, 8:56 am
Odinson wrote: December 15th, 2020, 3:00 pm
Renee wrote: December 15th, 2020, 11:48 am
Odinson wrote: December 14th, 2020, 5:04 pm
Renee wrote: December 14th, 2020, 1:50 pm
Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

Image
First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
I got bodyhair for both of us. :teehe:

Me and a girl like that.. We would look really good together. :snug:
Yeah, Fat and Fatter... :laugh:

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just have an emergency plan for when she sits on your face, incase you lose consciousness...
I´m not fat, Renee. :teehe:

Girls like that dont weight much...
Yeah keep telling yourself that, Mr. 300 Lbs.

I used to tell myself that as well. It was all LIES... :laugh:

Girls like that weigh more than you think, especially if they have a fair amount of muscle under the surface layers of chub to back it up...Even after losing a bunch of weight,...I still weigh a lot more than most people would guess.

Here's two for YOU. I know they're not blonde, I'm just using them to illustrate a point.....How much do you think they weigh?.....Each, not as a pair... :laugh:
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Renee... If I´m fat, I´m fat.
If I´m fit, I´m fit.
:teehe:
You women are always ashamed of everything.


I´ve expected fat girls weight as much as fat guys so I´ve been surprised how light they are. :teehe:

I´m really bad at guessing a womans weight but these girls look pretty small... They are probably around 200lbs each... Maybe more, maybe less.
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250-275 or more, the photo is deceptive, they could be 300 or more.
If that's standard railing they are midgets :laugh:
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Blue Frost wrote: December 17th, 2020, 1:25 am 250-275 or more, the photo is deceptive, they could be 300 or more.
If that's standard railing they are midgets :laugh:
The rail is not standard hieght...It's a safety rail to prevent jumpers.. They are probably about 5'-2", 5'-3". They're around my height and probably around 190 to 200 lbs. I'm guessing that because the one on the left is built a lot like me when I was in HS and college. I weighed around 180 when I was playing collegiate level ball and probably as high as 210 during the off season. My shoulders may be a tad wider from all the ball I played.

Apparently Odi thinks a 200lb girl is small or light...Finnish women must be fucking giants... :o
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Re: Blondes

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Odinson wrote: December 17th, 2020, 12:48 am
Renee wrote: December 16th, 2020, 8:56 am
Odinson wrote: December 15th, 2020, 3:00 pm
Renee wrote: December 15th, 2020, 11:48 am
Odinson wrote: December 14th, 2020, 5:04 pm
Renee wrote: December 14th, 2020, 1:50 pm
Odinson wrote: December 10th, 2020, 12:09 am I see my beautiful plump girls in a different light.
Not masculine like that cave woman. :teehe:

Like this.

Image
First of all, she isn't blonde...Go back and read the title of the thread.

Secondly, she hasn't got enough body hair for you.

You're probably SOL because I don't think there are many obese Homo Erectus females left out there.
I got bodyhair for both of us. :teehe:

Me and a girl like that.. We would look really good together. :snug:
Yeah, Fat and Fatter... :laugh:

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Just have an emergency plan for when she sits on your face, incase you lose consciousness...
I´m not fat, Renee. :teehe:

Girls like that dont weight much...
Yeah keep telling yourself that, Mr. 300 Lbs.

I used to tell myself that as well. It was all LIES... :laugh:

Girls like that weigh more than you think, especially if they have a fair amount of muscle under the surface layers of chub to back it up...Even after losing a bunch of weight,...I still weigh a lot more than most people would guess.

Here's two for YOU. I know they're not blonde, I'm just using them to illustrate a point.....How much do you think they weigh?.....Each, not as a pair... :laugh:
630d6c44-7275-40b4-814e-4884baf693c1.jpg
Renee... If I´m fat, I´m fat.
If I´m fit, I´m fit.
:teehe:
You women are always ashamed of everything.


I´ve expected fat girls weight as much as fat guys so I´ve been surprised how light they are. :teehe:

I´m really bad at guessing a womans weight but these girls look pretty small... They are probably around 200lbs each... Maybe more, maybe less.
For a short girl 200lbs is not small...You're entering the morbidly obese category at that point.

A 5'-2" girl at 200lbs has a BMI of 36.6 which is medically obese.
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