For Those Who Like Fatties

[Odinson]

I saw the perfect woman for Odi today, little butterball Midget out loading firewood.
Dark tanned also, he can call her his little fun pack.

Her they need love also, and she was kind of cute.

You mean one of those big headed, fat ass midgets?

Well regardless, You have to remember that if there is to be any kind if a relationship with Odi, the woman has to be willing to pick the nits out of his pelt during their.... "together time"...

She was out in the hot sun doing manual labor, and where she was at I would say Odi is set up, she would pick his nits, and share a beer while he enjoys the fire.
Odi might need to dig her a path through the snow though, she might get lost in it.

She will have to make the fire because Odi is afraid of it.

It burned me.

No good, Renee.

Stay away from it.

[Blue Frost]

To much
Alright, FIRE BAD !

Well maybe she plump enough not to need a fire.

[Mel Gibson]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

[Blue Frost]

Here we go again.

I found one for him, Renee might have competition now. I guarantee she wont mind picking nits.

[Renee]

Here we go again.

I found one for him, Renee might have competition now. I guarantee she wont mind picking nits.

Not full figured enough....She's got skinny legs...

[Blue Frost]

Oh she will work, just feed her a lot of bananas, and watch her spread out like crazy.
It's everything he needs, red hair, kind of wild, and really strong so strong kids, and the hair will help a lot in the winter.

[Renee]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

Odi has been chasing me for years...He hasn't caught me yet and never will..

[Blue Frost]

You know you like the chase where is the trap set up so you can catch him ?
You going to sell his parts on Ebay, or set up a side show to show him off

When i was a kid we had a Mayflower truck set up at a local Woolco parking lot, it had a stuffed Bigfoot, and humpback whale you could pay to see.
They then charged .75 to see them both, they looked great, but you knew they where fakes.
Set a real Crypto up like Odi, you might make bank, especially if alive.
Just have a steady line of plump girls around, and he will be really happy.

[Blue Frost]

You know i got to thinking maybe Renee is a bit jealous of my finds for Odi, why put the sweet things down like that.
Superficial stuff like skinny legs, good grief Charlie Brown.



The last one was perfect for Odi, cute, a little slutty dressed, hairy like an Italian lady, likely smelly like a french girl, brown skinned, and look at those lips

i think she can hang with any woman out there, literally.

[Odinson]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

Odi has been chasing me for years...He hasn't caught me yet and never will..

I know baby.

Hairy is scary.

But I aint gonna hurt you, sweet cheeks.

[Renee]

You know i got to thinking maybe Renee is a bit jealous of my finds for Odi, why put the sweet things down like that.
Superficial stuff like skinny legs, good grief Charlie Brown.



The last one was perfect for Odi, cute, a little slutty dressed, hairy like an Italian lady, likely smelly like a french girl, brown skinned, and look at those lips

i think she can hang with any woman out there, literally.

Jealous???...Naw, I'm jus sayn Odi likes em round.

Besides I think she might be a little out of his league...He'll have to up his game if he wants a woman that fine....

[Renee]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

Odi has been chasing me for years...He hasn't caught me yet and never will..

I know baby.

Hairy is scary.

But I aint gonna hurt you, sweet cheeks.

No but I might hurt you...I need a new rug in front of my wood stove. If your pelt ain't too stinky you could end up there...

[Blue Frost]

She might be out of my league also, but I had one at work sweet on me once, she was quite the aggressive primate.
More kin to Donkey Kong

[Odinson]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

Odi has been chasing me for years...He hasn't caught me yet and never will..

I know baby.

Hairy is scary.

But I aint gonna hurt you, sweet cheeks.

No but I might hurt you...I need a new rug on front of my wood stove. If your pelt ain't too stinky you could end up there...

Be a proper black widow and lets have sex first.

It´ll be worth it to me.

[Renee]

She might be out of my league also, but I had one at work sweet on me once, she was quite the aggressive primate.
More kin to Donkey Kong

Okay you can be straight with us now. You didn't get hurt falling off a roof. You got hurt falling out of a tree during a booty call...

[Renee]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

Odi has been chasing me for years...He hasn't caught me yet and never will..

I know baby.

Hairy is scary.

But I aint gonna hurt you, sweet cheeks.

No but I might hurt you...I need a new rug on front of my wood stove. If your pelt ain't too stinky you could end up there...

Be a proper black widow and lets have sex first.

It´ll be worth it to me.

Jeebus H. Christ on a crutch. You are one desperate dog....

[Odinson]

I sense a cosmic connection between Odinson and Renee... One that no physical land border could ever contain.

Once the inevitable happens, the only question is this: Will Renee move to Finland, or will Odinson move to America?

Odi has been chasing me for years...He hasn't caught me yet and never will..

I know baby.

Hairy is scary.

But I aint gonna hurt you, sweet cheeks.

No but I might hurt you...I need a new rug on front of my wood stove. If your pelt ain't too stinky you could end up there...

Be a proper black widow and lets have sex first.

It´ll be worth it to me.

Jeebus H. Christ on a crutch. You are one desperate dog....

Not desperate... Committed to the cause.

Anything for those titties Renee.

[Blue Frost]

She might be out of my league also, but I had one at work sweet on me once, she was quite the aggressive primate.
More kin to Donkey Kong

Okay you can be straight with us now. You didn't get hurt falling off a roof. You got hurt falling out of a tree during a booty call...

No way would I booty call that Hurkuloid, she looked like Bryan Kieth from Family Affair in drag.
One thing though, she would have been a good protector, she beat up on most the guys in the place except me which she couldn't.
I guess I should have let her beat me up, then she wouldn't have liked me so much.

[Blue Frost]

[Gary Oak]

Ha !