For Those Who Like Fatties

[Renee]

I'm too old to start being approachable now. I'm short, squat, and plain looking and I have no illusions about it. I am well aware of what guys think of me when they look at me....I don't need or want to deal with the overall dissatisfaction that comes with a relationship. As long as I can remember, the first thing that pops into my head when I first meet someone is "I wonder how long it will take before this clown pisses me off or disappoints me in some annoying way." Then I spend the rest of my interaction with that person waiting for the shoe to drop...Invariably it always happens and I'm tired of it. It's best just to avoid anything that will lead to it.

We can never truly know what the future holds for us.

That said, I think you're too quick to disregard the multiple "Cum for Bigfoot" volumes! They are geared towards women in your demographic! Google ratings praise this masterpiece of literary art!

They're geared toward depraved freaks and you're a drunken idiot. You've obviously reached the point where you have lost enough brain cells to be considered mentally retarded.

Note the very Germanic name of the review author... Are all you teutonic little twats sexually deviant?

[Blue Frost]

I tried to read that, but all I got out of it was grilled steak I should grill one today.
For some reason I'm not comprehending much lately.

What a good thread for food talk

[Odinson]

Between your rampant misogyny and your obsessive search for feminists under every bed and in every closet, this why you will never have a woman in your life that isn't held against her will...



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Look how happy he is... All smiles.

You know the girl is happy too.
She is just shocked by the manliness.


Admit it girl, you like being carried like that.

I never liked being carried... Besides, for many years I was too heavy to carry, even for a sasquatch...

I just don't like the feeling of not being in control of my mobility.

Even as a infant, my mom said that I wasn't the kind of baby that wanted to be held all the time like my brother and sister were.

BTW, SHE doesn't look "all smiles" to me. That's the face I had on my first and LAST blind date...

More Sasquatch erotica. .. Apparently this is a thing..


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VOLUME ONE???!!!!.. WHAT IN UNHOLY FUCK!!??

Dont want to lose control...
Were you on top when you and your Ex-husband had sex?

A lot of women like being carried like that.


You went on a blind date?? Its pretty awkward under best of circumstances.

There are at least four volumes.

Women read these books.

The characters are always the same... The man, in this case a sasquatch, is unpredictable, dangerous savage and the woman is powerless to stop him.

I don't care how you want to rationalize it.... It's "beastiality". It's fucked up and it's an example of the degradation of the moral code we are supposed to live by. Barring private masturbatory activity, sex outside of human to human contact is sick, gross and deviant.

And yes I have been on a blind date. It was shortly after my divorce was finalized. My cousin "from Bawston" fixed me up with one of her loser bar fly friends and I stupidly went along with it. Longest two hours of my life...

He was a typical low class, southie. Knowing my cousin,... I should have known better...He wasn't bad looking but he was balding, a smoker, socially clueless and uneducated. His occupational goals weren't all that great either (Boston DPW). Not even close to my type. I could tell he was disappointed in me right off the bat because I was a bit heavier at the time and although he didn't come right out a say it,...I could tell wasn't into full figured women. He kept saying that he was told that I was the athletic type, which I am but I guess he was expecting the skinny, angular, hard looking muscled type that is promoted as being the typical female athlete. Even in my prime when I was in peak physical condition and playing college level ball, I didn't look like that... I guess he felt cheated or deceived and why wouldn't he?...After all he was such a catch....

The word "awkward" doesn't even come close to what I was feeling... Even in the best of situations I am not a social ball of fire. In RL I'm actually quiet, reserved, and have been described as "icey". I don't behave anything like people expect when they look at me. I'm told that I look very approachable but I'm not and I never really was.

The beauty and the beast, King Kong and Ann Darrow, Tarzan and Jane thing has been around for a long time.
The sasquatch is a wild man.

We do look like a bunch of bigfoots from a womans perspective.


Sometimes it feels like your friends, relatives are just being a-holes and suggest some totally unacceptable date.
I know you probably aint that approachable... You got your shields up.

The "Beauty and the Beast" scenario is a far cry from "Cum for Bigfoot"....

"Beauty and the Beast" is a morality based lesson about inner beauty and how the power of empathy and love can provide redemption..."Cum for Bigfoot" is just a genre of monster porn much like that disturbingly gross, tentacle, Hentai monster, shit. It's just more deviant schlock that appeals to a diseased mind. If I ever caught any of my daughters reading that tripe I would get them psychiatric help.

I'm too old to start being approachable now. I'm short, squat, and plain looking and I have no illusions about it. I am well aware of what guys think of me when they look at me....I don't need or want to deal with the overall dissatisfaction that comes with a relationship. As long as I can remember, the first thing that pops into my head when I first meet someone is "I wonder how long it will take before this clown pisses me off or disappoints me in some annoying way." Then I spend the rest of my interaction with that person waiting for the shoe to drop...Invariably it always happens and I'm tired of it. It's best just to avoid anything that will lead to it.

Okay perhaps the book is about getting fucked by a bigfoot.
These chicks are sexually frustrated and want some real fucking.

But still... I think the bigfoot just represents something that a real masculine man can give.


You are just being traumatized... Your personality aint that bad... You are pretty nice in the grand scheme of things.

I´d climb mt. Everest to get to bury my head between your massive tits.

[Mel Gibson]

They're geared toward depraved freaks and you're a drunken idiot. You've obviously reached the point where you have lost enough brain cells to be considered mentally retarded.

Note the very Germanic name of the review author... Are all you teutonic little twats sexually deviant?

Cum for Bigfoot is geared towards bored middle aged housewives (like you) who can't get enough of that BBC (Big Bigfoot Cock)! As proof of the series popularity, the author has come out with yet another series: "Namaste with Sasquatch" No, I'm not making that up.

[Mel Gibson]

But still... I think the bigfoot just represents something that a real masculine man can give.

I think so too. Morally it would be wrong for a big strong human male to have his way with a group of campers, but Bigfoot isn't human and as such doesn't follow the same morals that we do! So Bigfoot gets a free pass to give the women what they crave and desire: Big Bigfoot Cock!

[Blue Frost]

Bigfoot swings all ways

[Renee]

They're geared toward depraved freaks and you're a drunken idiot. You've obviously reached the point where you have lost enough brain cells to be considered mentally retarded.

Note the very Germanic name of the review author... Are all you teutonic little twats sexually deviant?

Cum for Bigfoot is geared towards bored middle aged housewives (like you) who can't get enough of that BBC (Big Bigfoot Cock)! As proof of the series popularity, the author has come out with yet another series: "Namaste with Sasquatch" No, I'm not making that up.

Really???... I am neither bored nor a housewife and I never was... I work for a living and I've got so much going on in my life that half the time I don't know whether to shit or go blind...Try paying attention for a change, FFS.

I've been a working mom all my adult life. In fact I've worked right through the pandemic,...unlike YOU. I have never taken a dimes worth of government assistance money. I'm not a welfare, niggra wannabe like you. I pay my mortgage on time every month and all my bills are paid with EARNED money. There are no housewives living here.

Secondly, you and that dopey Fin may find sex with animals amusing but I do not...This kind of bigfoot sex shit is just another symptom of our depraved, liberal, western society... It's all part of the leftist agenda where the normalization of homo-erotica, pedophilia, deviant porn and transgenderism is on the docket as acceptable societal values. It's nothing more than beastiality disguised as entertainment and if you can't see it for what it is, then you are part of the problem.

This is just the legacy of the desensitization of the general public regarding deviant sexual practices. 30 or 40 years ago the average person would have been aghast at this sex with bigfoot erotica but now we have halfwits like you trying to rationalize it's existence and purpose.... You can't make this shit up..

[Renee]

Bigfoot swings all ways

Yeah, just look at that fucken greasy geek... Probably the only way he could get laid is by bending over for Bigfoot...

I know the WWN is a joke but don't kid yourself..
There are millions of guys out there just like that. Socially retarded shut-ins, just dying for some kind of romantic attention. The Human race is pretty pathetic when you really stop to examine it.

[Renee]

Okay perhaps the book is about getting fucked by a bigfoot.
These chicks are sexually frustrated and want some real fucking.

But still... I think the bigfoot just represents something that a real masculine man can give.


You are just being traumatized... Your personality aint that bad... You are pretty nice in the grand scheme of things.

I´d climb mt. Everest to get to bury my head between your massive tits.

If you are THAT sexually frustrated, ... Just buy a vibrator. That's what a sane person does and they don't resort to deviance. Bigfoot sex is just a variation on the "rape fantasy" that some people, both men and women have... It's a psychologically unhealthy perversion especially when coupled with beastiality.

As for me being "nice"; if that is the actual case, ....then I must be doing something wrong... I'll work on it, you fucking hard on.....

[Blue Frost]

Bigfoot swings all ways

Yeah, just look at that fucken greasy geek... Probably the only way he could get laid is by bending over for Bigfoot...

I know the WWN is a joke but don't kid yourself..
There are millions of guys out there just like that. Socially retarded shut-ins, just dying for some kind of romantic attention. The Human race is pretty pathetic when you really stop to examine it.

Yeah I thought humans where pathetic a long time ago, me included sometimes for picking up some of the bad habits.
Really it's a waste of life, and potential.
The way society is going they deserve extinction, or some overload putting them into slavery like the liberal loons want.

Ever thing Bigfoot might be an attention whore, and not so reclusive, might even be a Kardasian.

Hey Renee, you are nice, just blunt as hell, people see that as mean, but it's not.
My niece, and I have been called mean, and other stuff for years, but it's just we will bluntly say you are an idiot, or A-hole if needed.

[Renee]

Bigfoot swings all ways

Yeah, just look at that fucken greasy geek... Probably the only way he could get laid is by bending over for Bigfoot...

I know the WWN is a joke but don't kid yourself..
There are millions of guys out there just like that. Socially retarded shut-ins, just dying for some kind of romantic attention. The Human race is pretty pathetic when you really stop to examine it.

Yeah I thought humans where pathetic a long time ago, me included sometimes for picking up some of the bad habits.
Really it's a waste of life, and potential.
The way society is going they deserve extinction, or some overload putting them into slavery like the liberal loons want.

Ever thing Bigfoot might be an attention whore, and not so reclusive, might even be a Kardasian.

Hey Renee, you are nice, just blunt as hell, people see that as mean, but it's not.
My niece, and I have been called mean, and other stuff for years, but it's just we will bluntly say you are an idiot, or A-hole if needed.

I can be nice when I want to be and it helps if the recipient of my niceness has earned my respect. Unfortunately my respect is very hard to earn nowadays.

I've always had a very low tolerance for other people's bullshit and their stupidity; two things that seem to be in abundance in our society. And as I get older, my tolerance for such crap becomes less and less.

I know I'm blunt and I'm also what my mom refers to as "brutality honest". I always have been, even as a child...It has gotten me in trouble more than a few times over the course of my life .... But I'm too old to change now and frankly, there is no good reason to.

[Mel Gibson]

And as I get older, my enjoyment for literature such as "Cum for Bigfoot" and the equally tantalizing sequel "Namaste for Sasquatch" in almost insatiable! They really get me moist down there, if you know what I mean!

[Renee]

And as I get older, my enjoyment for literature such as "Cum for Bigfoot" and the equally tantalizing sequel "Namaste for Sasquatch" in almost insatiable! They really get me moist down there, if you know what I mean!

So this is where you have sunk to... making fake posts???.... But who am I kidding? You didn't sink to this level. You've always been this low.

Hey, no matter. It still doesn't change the fact that you are an alcoholic, state dependant who has spent the last year leeching off the system.

You're a disgrace to hard working, middle class, white people everywhere...

[Mel Gibson]

It ain't easy being sleazy!

[Blue Frost]

Bigfoot swings all ways

Yeah, just look at that fucken greasy geek... Probably the only way he could get laid is by bending over for Bigfoot...

I know the WWN is a joke but don't kid yourself..
There are millions of guys out there just like that. Socially retarded shut-ins, just dying for some kind of romantic attention. The Human race is pretty pathetic when you really stop to examine it.

Yeah I thought humans where pathetic a long time ago, me included sometimes for picking up some of the bad habits.
Really it's a waste of life, and potential.
The way society is going they deserve extinction, or some overload putting them into slavery like the liberal loons want.

Ever thing Bigfoot might be an attention whore, and not so reclusive, might even be a Kardasian.

Hey Renee, you are nice, just blunt as hell, people see that as mean, but it's not.
My niece, and I have been called mean, and other stuff for years, but it's just we will bluntly say you are an idiot, or A-hole if needed.

I can be nice when I want to be and it helps if the recipient of my niceness has earned my respect. Unfortunately my respect is very hard to earn nowadays.

I've always had a very low tolerance for other people's bullshit and their stupidity; two things that seem to be in abundance in our society. And as I get older, my tolerance for such crap becomes less and less.

I know I'm blunt and I'm also what my mom refers to as "brutality honest". I always have been, even as a child...It has gotten me in trouble more than a few times over the course of my life .... But I'm too old to change now and frankly, there is no good reason to.

I can be nice also, but people around me usually wont let me.
Also being blunt isn't rude, if it hurts their feelings I tell them about the booger on their nose so what, they should be thanking me.

My tolerance level has went way down also.I got into it with a grass cutter, and a cop the other day.
The cop was surprised, and stepped back, the grass cutter got his in the end also.
I can be pretty civil until people annoy me for no good reason.

Online most of it rolls over me, now it would hurt my feelings if someone I liked said something mean to me.
As I say al the time, the only people who matter is those who care about you.

[Mel Gibson]

So this is where you have sunk to... making fake posts???.... But who am I kidding? You didn't sink to this level. You've always been this low.

Hey, no matter. It still doesn't change the fact that you are an alcoholic, state dependant who has spent the last year leeching off the system.

You're a disgrace to hard working, middle class, white people everywhere...

My Covid welfare is running out soon, so I tossed out a few business cards today, in person. Will be interesting to see what happens!

In the big city, I basically worked through a broker. Living where I am now, that isn't such a thing. Much work is direct with customer, with no middle man, which I'm not used to...

Setting rates and conditions, as well as billing for work done, will be complicated.

[Blue Frost]

You should get with Odi, and start a new porno thing where you pick up fat chicks, like that Taxi porn thing
You get money, Odi gets fat chicks

[Renee]

So this is where you have sunk to... making fake posts???.... But who am I kidding? You didn't sink to this level. You've always been this low.

Hey, no matter. It still doesn't change the fact that you are an alcoholic, state dependant who has spent the last year leeching off the system.

You're a disgrace to hard working, middle class, white people everywhere...

My Covid welfare is running out soon, so I tossed out a few business cards today, in person. Will be interesting to see what happens!

In the big city, I basically worked through a broker. Living where I am now, that isn't such a thing. Much work is direct with customer, with no middle man, which I'm not used to...

Setting rates and conditions, as well as billing for work done, will be complicated.

Are there any government contracts you could bid on? ....

For all intents and purposes you're practically a niggra so maybe you could get in under a minority owned business?...

[Renee]

You should get with Odi, and start a new porno thing where you pick up fat chicks, like that Taxi porn thing
You get money, Odi gets fat chicks

The problem is Odi keeps his fat chicks chained up and then he eats them.

When the families file a missing fat chick report, Mel will end up being the likely suspect in their disappearance....

[Blue Frost]

Well Mel can say they had whipped cream, went lesbian, and ate each other


Lets see there is Bang Bus I think, so gotta think a name for the business.
Chains, bangs, and a dump truck maybe.
Third wheel a zug-zug

Roll em up, and go boom boom wagon.
Shaggy shag wagon

Got me, I have 0 clue.