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Re: Cryptozoological Monsters

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Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 10:42 am
Odinson wrote: May 16th, 2021, 7:27 am
Renee wrote: May 15th, 2021, 9:47 pm
Odinson wrote: May 15th, 2021, 3:36 am
Renee wrote: May 14th, 2021, 9:05 pm
Blue Frost wrote: May 14th, 2021, 4:36 pm Odi better stay away from me :laugh:
I wouldn't want to be naked around anyone really unless it was something special going on, and they where naked also. :pardon:
Not Odi, he's a caveman :laugh:

I would likely enjoy his company while hunting, or just having a BBQ though, he can have his meat, and I can protect my ass. :rofl:
Odi would be a fun person to have around sometimes, a great wing man while out, he can have the Hod woman, and I can have the stick girls. :laugh:
I don't know, he scares me. Being around him would probably be like being trapped in a room with a half bear half squid.... :laugh:
Being scared...Thats the old you, the woman you.

You are in a mans world now!


Come sit next to Odi in the sauna... And take that bikini shit off.
You go nude in the sauna, its tradition.

:snug:

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Sorry, not into sitting around sweating like a hog. If I'm going sweat, I better be working for it...Never going to find me just sitting in a sauna.
Sweating is not the point.


The point is that after a long hard day, you need to three things to relax.

- Hot sauna.
- Meal.
- Warm woman.


The warmth relaxes your muscles... You feel born again.
Yeah, you can go sweat,...oops I mean "relax" with your woman in a hot box full of steam...Sounds like torture to me but to each his own.... :pardon:

I guess you could say that the couple that stinks together, stays together.....After all when you smell like a pair of old sweaty gym socks, what other social options do you really have?.. :laugh:
Its not quite like sweating in Arizona.

The sweat is mostly steam.

Plus you take a shower before you enter the sauna and after it.


You should try it.

Its sort of like a good massage.


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Re: Cryptozoological Monsters

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Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 1:03 pm
Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 10:42 am
Odinson wrote: May 16th, 2021, 7:27 am
Renee wrote: May 15th, 2021, 9:47 pm
Odinson wrote: May 15th, 2021, 3:36 am
Renee wrote: May 14th, 2021, 9:05 pm
Blue Frost wrote: May 14th, 2021, 4:36 pm Odi better stay away from me :laugh:
I wouldn't want to be naked around anyone really unless it was something special going on, and they where naked also. :pardon:
Not Odi, he's a caveman :laugh:

I would likely enjoy his company while hunting, or just having a BBQ though, he can have his meat, and I can protect my ass. :rofl:
Odi would be a fun person to have around sometimes, a great wing man while out, he can have the Hod woman, and I can have the stick girls. :laugh:
I don't know, he scares me. Being around him would probably be like being trapped in a room with a half bear half squid.... :laugh:
Being scared...Thats the old you, the woman you.

You are in a mans world now!


Come sit next to Odi in the sauna... And take that bikini shit off.
You go nude in the sauna, its tradition.

:snug:

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Sorry, not into sitting around sweating like a hog. If I'm going sweat, I better be working for it...Never going to find me just sitting in a sauna.
Sweating is not the point.


The point is that after a long hard day, you need to three things to relax.

- Hot sauna.
- Meal.
- Warm woman.


The warmth relaxes your muscles... You feel born again.
Yeah, you can go sweat,...oops I mean "relax" with your woman in a hot box full of steam...Sounds like torture to me but to each his own.... :pardon:

I guess you could say that the couple that stinks together, stays together.....After all when you smell like a pair of old sweaty gym socks, what other social options do you really have?.. :laugh:
Its not quite like sweating in Arizona.

The sweat is mostly steam.

Plus you take a shower before you enter the sauna and after it.


You should try it.

Its sort of like a good massage.
Sweat is sweat...I know because in my life I have sweated enough for at least 5 people. Hours, days, weeks, months, crouching behind home plate, in the hot infield dirt, or wrapped up in multiple skirts, boots, and a heavy woolen bodice in 90 degree heat and 80% humidity in the middle of August; all while trying to look fresh faced, cheeky and cute for the obnoxious, NYC area, tourist plebes... :kez: .... I must have been crazy when I was young.... I'm surprised I even survived.... :laugh:
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Re: Cryptozoological Monsters

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Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:10 pm
Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 1:03 pm
Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 10:42 am
Odinson wrote: May 16th, 2021, 7:27 am
Renee wrote: May 15th, 2021, 9:47 pm
Odinson wrote: May 15th, 2021, 3:36 am
Renee wrote: May 14th, 2021, 9:05 pm
Blue Frost wrote: May 14th, 2021, 4:36 pm Odi better stay away from me :laugh:
I wouldn't want to be naked around anyone really unless it was something special going on, and they where naked also. :pardon:
Not Odi, he's a caveman :laugh:

I would likely enjoy his company while hunting, or just having a BBQ though, he can have his meat, and I can protect my ass. :rofl:
Odi would be a fun person to have around sometimes, a great wing man while out, he can have the Hod woman, and I can have the stick girls. :laugh:
I don't know, he scares me. Being around him would probably be like being trapped in a room with a half bear half squid.... :laugh:
Being scared...Thats the old you, the woman you.

You are in a mans world now!


Come sit next to Odi in the sauna... And take that bikini shit off.
You go nude in the sauna, its tradition.

:snug:

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Sorry, not into sitting around sweating like a hog. If I'm going sweat, I better be working for it...Never going to find me just sitting in a sauna.
Sweating is not the point.


The point is that after a long hard day, you need to three things to relax.

- Hot sauna.
- Meal.
- Warm woman.


The warmth relaxes your muscles... You feel born again.
Yeah, you can go sweat,...oops I mean "relax" with your woman in a hot box full of steam...Sounds like torture to me but to each his own.... :pardon:

I guess you could say that the couple that stinks together, stays together.....After all when you smell like a pair of old sweaty gym socks, what other social options do you really have?.. :laugh:
Its not quite like sweating in Arizona.

The sweat is mostly steam.

Plus you take a shower before you enter the sauna and after it.


You should try it.

Its sort of like a good massage.
Sweat is sweat...I know because in my life I have sweated enough for at least 5 people. Hours, days, weeks, months, crouching behind home plate, in the hot infield dirt, or wrapped up in multiple skirts, boots, and a heavy woolen bodice in 90 degree heat and 80% humidity in the middle of August; all while trying to look fresh faced, cheeky and cute for the obnoxious, NYC area, tourist plebes... :kez: .... I must have been crazy when I was young.... I'm surprised I even survived.... :laugh:
Its mostly steam on your skin but you do sweat a lot.
And you dont smell anything except pine tar in my sauna.

You go to the shower after it... And then you feel like a fresh born baby.

Its sort of like going to a extra hot tub.
And in hot tubs, you stew in your own filth. :laugh:

Its weird but sauna does help with tolerating summer heat-wave because nothing feels hot after being in 200 degrees. :teehe:


Anyhow, it does help you to get to sleep after doing physical labor all day.
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Re: Cryptozoological Monsters

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Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:26 pm

Its mostly steam on your skin but you do sweat a lot.
And you dont smell anything except pine tar in my sauna.

You go to the shower after it... And then you feel like a fresh born baby.

Its sort of like going to a extra hot tub.
And in hot tubs, you stew in your own filth. :laugh:

Its weird but sauna does help with tolerating summer heat-wave because nothing feels hot after being in 200 degrees. :teehe:


Anyhow, it does help you to get to sleep after doing physical labor all day.
200 fucken degreees!!!!....I come out looking like a smoked ham... :laugh:

No thanks, I'll keep my central AC and ocean breezes.
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Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:29 pm
Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:26 pm

Its mostly steam on your skin but you do sweat a lot.
And you dont smell anything except pine tar in my sauna.

You go to the shower after it... And then you feel like a fresh born baby.

Its sort of like going to a extra hot tub.
And in hot tubs, you stew in your own filth. :laugh:

Its weird but sauna does help with tolerating summer heat-wave because nothing feels hot after being in 200 degrees. :teehe:


Anyhow, it does help you to get to sleep after doing physical labor all day.
200 fucken degreees!!!!....I come out looking like a smoked ham... :laugh:

No thanks, I'll keep my central AC and ocean breezes.
You'll look blushed, glowing and particularly sexy after sauna.

A lot of babies get started in the sauna night aftermath. :laugh:


Asking a woman to "test the new sauna" is a ruse to get her naked. :pardon:

Thats classified information... The ladies dont know what the goal is. :teehe:
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Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 5:13 pm
Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:29 pm
Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:26 pm

Its mostly steam on your skin but you do sweat a lot.
And you dont smell anything except pine tar in my sauna.

You go to the shower after it... And then you feel like a fresh born baby.

Its sort of like going to a extra hot tub.
And in hot tubs, you stew in your own filth. :laugh:

Its weird but sauna does help with tolerating summer heat-wave because nothing feels hot after being in 200 degrees. :teehe:


Anyhow, it does help you to get to sleep after doing physical labor all day.
200 fucken degreees!!!!....I come out looking like a smoked ham... :laugh:

No thanks, I'll keep my central AC and ocean breezes.
You'll look blushed, glowing and particularly sexy after sauna.

A lot of babies get started in the sauna night aftermath. :laugh:


Asking a woman to "test the new sauna" is a ruse to get her naked. :pardon:

Thats classified information... The ladies dont know what the goal is. :teehe:
Boiled flesh isn't sexy. It probably makes a cannibal skunk ape like you hungry.... :laugh:

You really are stupid if you think that's some kind of classified info.... :laugh: The same ruse used to be common over here when hot tubs were popular. You think you're slick but we know exactly what you dumb, hairy, smelly, creatures are all about.... :laugh:
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Renee wrote: May 18th, 2021, 10:17 am
Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 5:13 pm
Renee wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:29 pm
Odinson wrote: May 17th, 2021, 3:26 pm

Its mostly steam on your skin but you do sweat a lot.
And you dont smell anything except pine tar in my sauna.

You go to the shower after it... And then you feel like a fresh born baby.

Its sort of like going to a extra hot tub.
And in hot tubs, you stew in your own filth. :laugh:

Its weird but sauna does help with tolerating summer heat-wave because nothing feels hot after being in 200 degrees. :teehe:


Anyhow, it does help you to get to sleep after doing physical labor all day.
200 fucken degreees!!!!....I come out looking like a smoked ham... :laugh:

No thanks, I'll keep my central AC and ocean breezes.
You'll look blushed, glowing and particularly sexy after sauna.

A lot of babies get started in the sauna night aftermath. :laugh:


Asking a woman to "test the new sauna" is a ruse to get her naked. :pardon:

Thats classified information... The ladies dont know what the goal is. :teehe:
Boiled flesh isn't sexy. It probably makes a cannibal skunk ape like you hungry.... :laugh:

You really are stupid if you think that's some kind of classified info.... :laugh: The same ruse used to be common over here when hot tubs were popular. You think you're slick but we know exactly what you dumb, hairy, smelly, creatures are all about.... :laugh:
Makes you look healthy... And thus sexy. :teehe:

I know you pretend to be ignorant for plausible deniability. :laugh:
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I shot this pic the other day while on my way to pick up my kid at school.....I could be wrong but I swear that's Odi out for a ride to the pig farm for sex and some dinner.


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What on earth is this ?

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Pooto Bird

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A green night parrot thought extinct has just been discovered in Australia. https://aubtu.biz/33049/?utm_source=Li9 ... paign=Li94

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Gary Oak wrote: October 18th, 2021, 7:08 am What on earth is this ?

The Potoo is a nocturnal bird that eats insects. They are sort of common in South America. They swallow the insects whole the way an owl swallow its prey. During the day they perch on stumps and their plumage allows them to blend in with the stump.

Here in North America and in Europe we have a close cousin known as the "nightjar" or "nighthawk". They are also pretty common and the reason you don't see them often is just like owls, they are only active at night and are masters at camouflage during the day.
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Thanks for the information. It does look strange though.
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A new mystery large squid species has been caught on camera. https://www.cnet.com/news/giant-mystery ... shipwreck/

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Neat animals Squid are, but scary also being predators, and different from most creatures.
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The deep sea giant phantom jellyfish has been caught on camera. https://petapixel.com/2021/12/06/rare-p ... JiBVSm1ZGI

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Looks like a hat, and a scarf :teehe:
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This creature does look like a spooky monster. It can grow to over thirty feet long too
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Two new species have been added to Australia’s biodiversity. I didn’t know that gliders were as large as a possum. Look at those long beautiful tails. Can you imagine seeing one of them flying above in the forest ? https://aubtu.biz/29032/?utm_source=LA9 ... paign=LA98

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