Which would you rather have as a pet?

[asal]

[Lochdubh]

I'm partial to fire ants, but a hamster sized whale would be excellent.

[asal]

I'm partial to fire ants, but a hamster sized whale would be excellent.

fire ants are fascinating, but you need to be cautious. I've been using apple cider vinegar recently as scent guides.

[Lochdubh]

I'm partial to fire ants, but a hamster sized whale would be excellent.

fire ants are fascinating, but you need to be cautious. I've been using apple cider vinegar recently as scent guides.

I favour use of my own pheromones to guide the little buggers, but then it is absolutely essential to remain awake (or at least semi- conscious).

[deadskinmask]

I'm partial to fire ants, but a hamster sized whale would be excellent.

fire ants are fascinating, but you need to be cautious. I've been using apple cider vinegar recently as scent guides.

I favour use of my own pheromones to guide the little buggers, but then it is absolutely essential to remain awake (or at least semi- conscious).

i use gasoline and matches.... its alot more effective than you would think for something named a fire ant....

[asal]

I'm partial to fire ants, but a hamster sized whale would be excellent.

fire ants are fascinating, but you need to be cautious. I've been using apple cider vinegar recently as scent guides.

I favour use of my own pheromones to guide the little buggers, but then it is absolutely essential to remain awake (or at least semi- conscious).

Naturalist. I've heard of that method, but I don't feel comfortable with trying it yet.

[asal]

fire ants are fascinating, but you need to be cautious. I've been using apple cider vinegar recently as scent guides.

I favour use of my own pheromones to guide the little buggers, but then it is absolutely essential to remain awake (or at least semi- conscious).

i use gasoline and matches.... its alot more effective than you would think for something named a fire ant....

Valid.

[asal]

A hamster sized whale is cheaper to feed.

[Lochdubh]

A hamster sized whale is cheaper to feed.

....and would be as cute as all get-out.

[deadskinmask]

I favour use of my own pheromones to guide the little buggers, but then it is absolutely essential to remain awake (or at least semi- conscious).

i use gasoline and matches.... its alot more effective than you would think for something named a fire ant....

Valid.

but an environmentally-friendly way to control as is using uncooked grits....

[Sargent Smellibitz]

A hamster sized whale is cheaper to feed.

....and would be as cute as all get-out.

Can you imagine being able to breed them? You'd make a shit load from all the perverts.

Whalemageddon! Whalemageddon!

[Munday]

i use gasoline and matches.... its alot more effective than you would think for something named a fire ant....

Valid.

but an environmentally-friendly way to control as is using uncooked grits....

Grits are overated

[deadskinmask]

Valid.

but an environmentally-friendly way to control as is using uncooked grits....

Grits are overated

i have 20 boxes of em and thats all i know to do with em.... god knows i ain't gonna eat those nasty motherfuckers.... i'd line a litter box with em if i had a cat....