Mormon swears of the day

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One of our meat managers is religious. Not Mormon but one of those archaic Christian-based denominations where women are supposed to wear dresses. He has some unique substitutions for swear words. Sadly, I can't recall any of them. I see him on a casual basis and talk to him when he's shopping at my store or talk to him on the phone when he has to transfer product or needs order codes/PLU's. It's been a while since I've been around him when he was in a surly or angry mood. The only thing I can recall is from years ago when he asked us to save boxes because he had to move his daughter out of her situation at the time. Her husband "beat the FIRE out of her."

The thing is, you can substitute made-up words for offensive words but you are still swearing and cursing. You still have anger in your heart. God and Jesus can see this, if nobody else can.

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