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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Hornung » 02 Feb 2013, 08:52

Gary Choking the Chicken, you must be a f*cking racist moron with shite for brains to think that Hornungism spammed by the racist idiot moron troll Gambino in a little read discussion group would show up in Oxford English dictionary.



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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Hornung » 02 Feb 2013, 08:52

duplicate post



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Unread post by Lochdubh » 02 Feb 2013, 08:53

:D




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 02 Feb 2013, 15:10

If Hornungism isn't in the Oxford dictionary then at least it oughta be :drinks:
Gary Oak wrote:
GAMBINO wrote:Hornungism

Not being able ever to get a root

Whatta fucken MINDA mong Downs syndrome cookie boy wishywash

Oh the shame of his momma

I wouldn't be surprised to see Hornungism in the Oxford English dictionary in the near future :drinks:



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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Hornung » 02 Feb 2013, 16:44

Gary Oak wrote:If Hornungism isn't in the Oxford dictionary then at least it oughta be :drinks:
Only an illiterate arsewipe piece of shite, moron lying sinophobic conspiracy theory racist nutcase like you who thinks that that racist poor selling Tartan Dragon is a epic novel. What is the matter Gary Choking the Chicken, your brain is so full of shite, that you don't know who E. W. Hornung is, after being reminded upteem times?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_William_Hornung
Hornungism was not in the Oxford dictionary when E. W. Hornung was writing in the famous British magazine the Strand or when his book and novels were turned in to TV show, radio shows, and movies.
Only an illiterate arsewipe piece of shite, moron lying sinophobic conspiracy theory racist nutcase like you Gary Choking the Chicken would keep on insisting that Hornungism isn't in the Oxford dictionary because you said so. Yeah right.

It seems that your racist, sinophobic, homophobic nutcase friend Shen Li is abusing her moderation right on the racist Chinese Asian Forum by continuously banning me with this moronic reason with your stupid nonresistant word Hornungism.

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Reason given for ban: Hornungism <<< Another idiotic reason by from the racist, sinophobic, homophobic nutcase Shen Li.
A ban has been issued on your IP address.

It is obvious that racist, sinophobic, homophobic nutcase Shen Li has shite for brains when trying to ban my vast number of proxy IP addresses as well as my U.B.C. IP addresses.

Try as you might, Gary Choking the Chicken, nobody believes in an illiterate arsewipe piece of shite, moron lying sinophobic conspiracy theory racist nutcase like you especially when you and Shen Li has a lot of homophobic, racial motivated lying insult forums against me on several threads on several forums.




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 03 Feb 2013, 12:58

It appears that Little Horny:poop: Dung has forgotten to take your meds again :w00t!:


Q ] What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in the middle of a field ?

A ] A Hornung recreation area



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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Hornung » 03 Feb 2013, 20:03

What is the matter, Gary Choking the Chicken? Nobody believe in a f*cked in the head, racist, sinophobic, conspiracy theory nutcase like you, that you have to continue with the same moronic insults on four threads on two forums. :thumbup:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 04 Feb 2013, 09:09

Your ex wife has some interesting things to say about why she is still a virgin too :morewine:


On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married eleven times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

Husband #11 was the famous chinese dorkinuts Hornung [ no explanation needed.... of course ]

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" :drunk:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 04 Feb 2013, 15:19

Here's the latest Tartan Dragon news :drinks:


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Real Woman got reading the epic illustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Maclean and couldn't put it down and is currently rereading it for the 11th time already
Word is that RW has enlisted friends and family members to act out scenes from the Tartan Dragon. No doubt she makes a fetching Dragon Lady, and, after a change of costume, a convincing Scots merchant.
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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Josey » 04 Feb 2013, 18:14

The tartan dragon should be made compulsory reading for all immigrants to this country





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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 13 Feb 2013, 08:09

Great Real Woman will soon have more insights for us fans. :drinks:

Re: Excerpts from Tartin
by RealWoman » Yesterday, 07:18

I got 4 hours to kill on Thursday ... and I just can't wait to read some more of this epic historical novel by John Maclean




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by EU » 14 Feb 2013, 07:12

Gary come and get your reward...you truly deserve it.


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cc la tarte wrote:It pains me to say this bruce, but Mel is apparently a far more effective troll than yourself.


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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 15 Feb 2013, 08:19

:scared: OMFG ! :scared: ALMOST 28,000 VIEWS ALREADY ! :scared: :drinks:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 19 Feb 2013, 11:26

:scared: OMFG ! :scared: OVER 28,000 VIEWS ALREADY ! :scared: :drinks:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by EU » 20 Feb 2013, 08:59

and nobody reading it or reporting back on it...It's just God awful, bad prose, a vanity published piece of sht that you haven't been peddle no matter how much you spam on about it...jus sayin....


cc la tarte wrote:It pains me to say this bruce, but Mel is apparently a far more effective troll than yourself.


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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 22 Feb 2013, 14:34

STFU EU you zit faced tard :thumbdown:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 24 Mar 2013, 22:03

Here's a story for EU and the koolie virgin Hornydung

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There is a very good chance that Isael will survive and it is only because they had the common sense to implement the very effective and unfortunately necessary Muslim Freedom Wall and Muslim Freedom policy


When I was in Hong Kong working in a disco we introduced a policy that some other bars soon also adopted however though this policy wasn't my idea it was no other but Gary Oak The Great who coined the term for this policy Pakki Freedom. Now you see Hong Kong had no racism laws back then as everybody there knows the Hong Kongers hate everybody and especially mainlanders,British ,Nepalese,whites in general,blacks in general ,Indonesians etc.... This Pakki Freedom policy simply meant that we wouldn't allow pakkis to enter. We told the Nepalese doormen to simply not allow them in and the Nepalese are good at following directives as any British army personnel can confirm. We allowed Indians in though sometimes it was difficult to tell them apart but not of course too difficult once they were inside as they would start acting like idiots to the girls [ being muslim of course ] ,staring at their tits blatantly ,being abusive so the filipinas and indonesian girls stopped coming and the white guys who came for the girls stopped coming.The white guys bought lots of drinks, the girls bought some and the Pakkis of course bought none. So what you ended up with was a bar full of pakkis dancing with each other on the dance floor, acting like idiots, no girls and nobody else either. We brought in this very effective Pakki Freedom policy and this terrible situation was quickly corrected and a number of other bars seeing the success that we had with this Pakki Freedom policy followed suit like I mentioned earlier and also had great success with their own Pakki Freedom policy. I believe that all of Europe wished that they had the foresight to legistlate a Muslim Freedom policy too



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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Hornung » 24 Mar 2013, 22:05

Gary Oak wrote:Can't anyone have fun with hornhung ?
Yeah right, Gary Choking a Chicken. Your idea of fun is continued harassment with your racist, sinophobic, conspiracy theory nutcase lies. No wonder you are a f*cked in the head degenerate Gary Choking a Chicken.




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 24 Mar 2013, 22:09

:gscream:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 01 May 2013, 15:21

Where is that coollie virgin Hornydung ? He is a laugh a minute :thumbup:



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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Hornung » 01 May 2013, 23:15

Are you listen Gary Choking the Chicken? Keep it up Gary Choking the Chicken with your obsessive compulsive racist, homophobic and sexual lies and racial motivated hate driven spam on several thread on the Vancouver Forum. :w00t!: It would be a laugh a minute if the justice system cracked down on your continued cyberbullying harassment. :w00t!: .

VPD wants changes to Criminal Code to tackle cyber-bullying
Wants a maximum two-year prison term

Jason Howe April 25, 2013 11:24 am

VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) – Vancouver Police are calling for changes to the laws to help them better deal with cyber-bullying.

This comes as Ottawa looks to fast-track new legislation.

The police department is taking aim at bullying done through social media or with new technology; it’s proposing the country broaden the part of the Criminal Code that deals with false messages and indecent and harassing telephone calls. <<< Just like you, Gary Choking the Chicken with continued harassment for several months.

The law would come with a maximum two-year prison term.

Barry Cartwright of SFU’s School of Criminology agrees the laws need to catch up to the times.

“Cyber-bullying is very poorly policed. Cyberspace is big and generally people feel they can get away with just about anything in cyberspace.”

The prime minister has said police may need new tools to keep up with change.

Want to press your luck, Gary Choking the Chicken?
Nova Scotia introduces cyberbullying legislation
CTV Atlantic
Published Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59PM ADT
Last Updated Thursday, April 25, 2013 6:50PM ADT

“Today we’re putting tools into the hands of victims, families and communities,” said Nova Scotia Justice Minister Ross Landry at today’s announcement.

The act will allow victims to apply for a court order to stop someone from bullying them online, will allow judges to order a person to stop contacting the victim electronically, or talking about them online.

A judge could also order a person to stop using a particular form of social media or other means of electronic communication and, in serious cases, a judge could order the confiscation of computers, tablets or smartphones.

“Violating a protection order would carry up to a $5,000 fine, a term in jail of up to six months, or both,
” says Landry.

The legislation would also allow victims to sue the cyberbully.




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 08 May 2013, 14:48

:w00t!: :w00t!: :w00t!: :w00t!: Coollie Virgin Hornhung is getting funnier with age :thumbup: :drinks:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 08 May 2013, 14:53

How is the book going ? What page are you at and what's happening ? :thumbup:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 13 May 2013, 15:13

I want details, what's happening ? what page are you at ?




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 14 May 2013, 14:03

and how did she die ?




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Unread post by Gary Oak » 27 May 2013, 21:03

What page are you at now and what is happening ?




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 01 Jun 2013, 12:01

We have a deal. stop welching and resume enjoying the epic illlustrious historical novel The Tartan Dragon by John Mclean




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 30 Jun 2013, 18:27

Stop welching on our deal Woman ! :rules:




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Re: The Tartan Dragon

Unread post by Gary Oak » 03 Jul 2013, 19:59

you will have to order another copy then welcher ! :rules:



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