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BLURT

Unread post by deadskinmask » 22 Mar 2017, 06:27

this was too awesome to not be a topic....
Job wrote:
22 Mar 2017, 04:39
Since blurt is femaleman and female man is fleamailman, blurt is fleamailman. Since blurt is fleamailman he is DSM. This means they are scamming their way into the mod positions. Using one anonymous handle after the next to manipulate control. All for revenge whe blurt was fired as as admin. He tried to compete with mmb by launching blurtsome but failed. He actively tried to convert or recruit mmb regs for a while, talking politely to a fault to every member while ignoring mmb admin. This is a last desperate effort for control and revenge.


.... and i couldn't think of a better place for it.... :D


"you can tell its real because it looks so fake" - Elon Musk.... lmmfao. true story. google it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NJz56lxiU

you people seriously need professional help.... a lie is a lie no matter how many people tell it....

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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Blazor » 22 Mar 2017, 06:31

:D


I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Blurt » 22 Mar 2017, 09:55

Here's a conspiracy theory: I'm actually a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. :thumbup:




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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Lochdubh » 22 Mar 2017, 11:16

Sayre's Law states that...In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the values of the issues at stake...ergo, academic politics are so vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 22 Mar 2017, 16:23

.. wrote:
22 Mar 2017, 04:39
Since blurt is femaleman and female man is fleamailman, blurt is fleamailman. Since blurt is fleamailman he is DSM


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by deadskinmask » 22 Mar 2017, 17:30

Spratty Weathercock wrote:
22 Mar 2017, 16:23
deadskinmask wrote:
22 Mar 2017, 06:27
this was too awesome to not be a topic....
Job wrote:
22 Mar 2017, 04:39
Since blurt is femaleman and female man is fleamailman, blurt is fleamailman. Since blurt is fleamailman he is DSM. This means they are scamming their way into the mod positions. Using one anonymous handle after the next to manipulate control. All for revenge whe blurt was fired as as admin. He tried to compete with mmb by launching blurtsome but failed. He actively tried to convert or recruit mmb regs for a while, talking politely to a fault to every member while ignoring mmb admin. This is a last desperate effort for control and revenge.


.... and i couldn't think of a better place for it.... :D

Classic 'in your face' conspiracy shit... better than the usual :D :thumbup:
lol. i agree. we need more of this type.... :D


"you can tell its real because it looks so fake" - Elon Musk.... lmmfao. true story. google it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NJz56lxiU

you people seriously need professional help.... a lie is a lie no matter how many people tell it....

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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Cronus » 22 Mar 2017, 18:15

Fuck it....he is my friend and that's all that matters. I love tequila....LOL


deadskinmask wrote:the best circus always has the biggest freakshow.... thats just the human condition....

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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 22 Mar 2017, 18:15

.. wrote:
22 Mar 2017, 03:32
GP/Wettercock and DSM/Fleamailman (female man) would be in violation of former forum rules by answering their own alts with loaded questions. A longtime respected member here suggested GP/Weathercock was one brother and blurt/dsm was the other.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 22 Mar 2017, 18:34

Job wrote:
19 Mar 2017, 08:08
It looks like some posts were erased in between this post and the second. It happened when RW used the mod or admin panel to erases the entire accounts of ghost, Gambpattaya and herself. Blurt was admin then. Did mods have more access to the admin tools then or did blurtski help? Even though it is just a silly forum it was illegal They are lucky the site owner didn't sue. Hope you are doing well anyway, Osamabloger. You rock.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 22 Mar 2017, 21:28

.. wrote:
14 Mar 2017, 19:48
Everyone here knows you [Spratt]] are free skeet karl meister gd grandpap etc..
.. wrote:
28 Feb 2017, 01:26
It is blurt's midget brother doing the alts. GD, Spratty wethercock, meister, karl, il duce.
.. wrote:
26 Feb 2017, 22:17
Most of these handles are the same person. Spratty weathercock GD KARL IL DUCE MEISTER.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by shin » 28 Mar 2017, 11:36

I think Blurt's an alien from the planet Venus... How bout dah! :D


When men learn to abuse the concept of intuitive insight, they become the pinnacle of reason, useless Gods are created in his image as a scapegoat for his shortcomings, and all he selectively oversees are his playthings... and ultimately, all he creates in his stead becomes his willful undoing.

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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Blurt » 02 Apr 2017, 15:28

You can come sit next to me on this here clam shell any time, Shin! :tongue:




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Re: BLURT

Unread post by weebles » 02 Apr 2017, 20:19

I think I am from or have connections to Planet Nine or a transneptunian object :cool: :tongue: ;)



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 04 Apr 2017, 18:05

.. wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 17:31
That proves you [Spratty] are karl etc...
.. wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 11:22
Good chance La Phlegm is Karl, etc..

Confusing for you isn't it?


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Money Shot » 04 Apr 2017, 21:57

Spratty Weathercock wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 18:05
I'm at the cashew. wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 17:31
That proves you are karl etc... You think you know how I post and try to make your alts look like it isme. I also know blurt lets his brother fuck his hormone induced breasts in exchange for room and board.
You should use that quote as your sig. ;)


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One for you and one for your mama.

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Unread post by MARKUS » 04 Apr 2017, 22:01

HEIL HITLER wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 21:57
Spratty Weathercock wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 18:05
I'm at the cashew. wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 17:31
That proves you are karl etc... You think you know how I post and try to make your alts look like it isme. I also know blurt lets his brother fuck his hormone induced breasts in exchange for room and board.
You should use that quote as your sig. ;)

Still following me around? Things don't change with you.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Money Shot » 04 Apr 2017, 22:09

You should use that for a sig on your dizzykarlguitarmanmeistergpgrandpapweathercock accounts.


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Unread post by MARKUS » 04 Apr 2017, 22:54

HEIL HITLER wrote:
04 Apr 2017, 22:09
You should use that for a sig on your dizzykarlguitarmanmeistergpgrandpapweathercock accounts.
No such member exists.

I vaguely remember dizzy/whelpy??? but can't find those members in the member's list.

GP is short for GrandpaP.... kinda of obvious don't you think?
Both are one account. This poster is not very active.

The other handles you mention are. well... you... At least two of them. One could be RDL or Mel.

I'm Spratty Weathercock. My only handle. Ever.

When it comes to 'burning' other handles, your hunches have the accuracy of a palsied archer.

Keep Calm and carry on with your divination.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Odinson » 05 Apr 2017, 03:43

Blurt wrote:
02 Apr 2017, 15:28
You can come sit next to me on this here clam shell any time, Shin! :tongue:
I do not like it when you sit next to a black man.



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Odinson » 05 Apr 2017, 09:59

People like Blurt think people like me are nazis.



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 05 Apr 2017, 13:12

.. wrote:
05 Apr 2017, 11:10

IT IS YOU LOCHDUBH OR GP.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Blurt » 05 Apr 2017, 15:54

Odinson wrote:
05 Apr 2017, 03:43
Blurt wrote:
02 Apr 2017, 15:28
You can come sit next to me on this here clam shell any time, Shin! :tongue:
I do not like it when you sit next to a black man.
Well, tell you what, Odie. You come sit here on my other side; that way, if Shin gets fresh you can deal with him directly.



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Money Shot » 05 Apr 2017, 21:26

I decided to see what the transit experience was like in Phoenix. I caught the light rail. Not to busy. Air conditioned. Pleasant enough. Then at central and indian school I transfered to a bus. Cute little black and latina babes here and there. Then a huge fat black guy got on and sat in front of me. He smelled like death. his clothing and ball cap were stained a white color from the salt in his sweat. It was traumatic. He looked like Huell Babineaux from breaking bad.


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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Blurt » 06 Apr 2017, 21:47

But did you get to where you were going?



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by shin » 09 Apr 2017, 14:11

Odinson wrote:
05 Apr 2017, 03:43
Blurt wrote:
02 Apr 2017, 15:28
You can come sit next to me on this here clam shell any time, Shin! :tongue:
I do not like it when you sit next to a black man.
two words: Eiffel Tower

Problem solved :D


When men learn to abuse the concept of intuitive insight, they become the pinnacle of reason, useless Gods are created in his image as a scapegoat for his shortcomings, and all he selectively oversees are his playthings... and ultimately, all he creates in his stead becomes his willful undoing.

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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Odinson » 09 Apr 2017, 23:51

shin wrote:
09 Apr 2017, 14:11
Odinson wrote:
05 Apr 2017, 03:43
Blurt wrote:
02 Apr 2017, 15:28
You can come sit next to me on this here clam shell any time, Shin! :tongue:
I do not like it when you sit next to a black man.
two words: Eiffel Tower

Problem solved :D
I always bring a bucket of water with me when I´m riding a public transport..

Blacks fear water to the death.



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by MARKUS » 16 Jun 2017, 07:53

.. wrote:
16 Jun 2017, 07:46

... your wrinkly little old sister chingtok. aka karl, meister gluten free, free sçat, etc...



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by mimi » 16 Jun 2017, 09:27

Odinson wrote:
09 Apr 2017, 23:51
shin wrote:
09 Apr 2017, 14:11
Odinson wrote:
05 Apr 2017, 03:43


I do not like it when you sit next to a black man.
two words: Eiffel Tower

Problem solved :D
I always bring a bucket of water with me when I´m riding a public transport..

Blacks fear water to the death.
I know what you mean. You can see the terror in this guy's eyes. :rolleyes:
Image



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Blurt » 16 Jun 2017, 09:34

I have a confession to make: I'm actually black. I'm a black lesbian transwoman.

But I don't fear water. Never have.



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Re: BLURT

Unread post by Odinson » 16 Jun 2017, 10:30

mimi wrote:
16 Jun 2017, 09:27
Odinson wrote:
09 Apr 2017, 23:51
shin wrote:
09 Apr 2017, 14:11


two words: Eiffel Tower

Problem solved :D
I always bring a bucket of water with me when I´m riding a public transport..

Blacks fear water to the death.
I know what you mean. You can see the terror in this guy's eyes. :rolleyes:
Image
Thats mixed..

I´ve been to the planet of the apes/africa and I know they fear water.



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