Toilet seat up or dowwn?

[Chipotle]

Year ago I had this crazy girlfreind that got mad at me for leaving the tiolet seat up. So I exlpained to her. You like the seat down? you put the seat down. You like it up? You put it up. THat's why godd made hinjes. What is so hard to unnderstand about this?

[weebles]

Well have you seen those futuristic space age Japanese toilets they are like living in the Jetson age of toilets while we still live in the Flintstones age of indoor plumbing if i were to judge mankind on their toilet tech japan wins.
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[Breakfall]

Year ago I had this crazy girlfreind that got mad at me for leaving the tiolet seat up. So I exlpained to her. You like the seat down? you put the seat down. You like it up? You put it up. THat's why godd made hinjes. What is so hard to unnderstand about this?

So they don't accidentally sit on your piss-spattered toilet bowl rim in the middle of the night you lazy pisser!

[weebles]

Also what should scare min wage North American restaurant workers is Japanese vending machines since i would rather get a beer, legal weed, hot lunch and ice cream from a vending machine then a person as well using a RFID Pre-paid visa Card as well it is the future and Star Trek like.

Tea Earl Grey Hot!

LOL if you want you can also buy items from a Non-Vending machine which as it turn out is a person working in a Store or food kiosk

[weebles]

that is actually a very innovative idea for some cheap hotels for tourists or people on business trips

[Berry Sweet]

This is just as dumb as fighting over who used the last pf the toilet paper. Grow up, have respect for your lover...keep the seat down and changed the fuckin tp roll if ypu were the last to use it. How hard is this? Geez...its not like taking the garbagr out, washing dishes pr vaccuuming the whole house, its a fuckin toilet seat....immature for sure.

[Lochdubh]

that is actually a very innovative idea for some cheap hotels for tourists or people on business trips

I've seen morgues with bigger cubby holes.

[evs]

• It's designed for sitting.
• When pee standing, your bathrooms smells of old pee:(

[Odinson]

If the woman starts to bitch about something as stupid as a toilet seat, time to get a new woman..

[evs]

If the woman starts to bitch about something as stupid as a toilet seat, time to get a new woman..

If a man starts to bitch about something as important as hygiene, time to pee in his underwear drawer:)) maybe he doesn't know what pee smells like?

[Odinson]

If the woman starts to bitch about something as stupid as a toilet seat, time to get a new woman..

If a man starts to bitch about something as important as hygiene, time to pee in his underwear drawer:)) maybe he doesn't know what pee smells like?

Your man cant aim?

[evs]

Oh no, odi. Splatter is unavoidable if you pee standing. You produce an aerosol of pee all around the toilet when you pee standing. When you sit your body keeps the aerosol contained and your skin gets most of it. Nbd, pee is not much different from sweat. Fresh pee that is.

[weebles]

that is actually a very innovative idea for some cheap hotels for tourists or people on business trips

I've seen morgues with bigger cubby holes.

Well I have never been to Japan or the Morgue yet

[IRISH KAM]

[Odinson]

Oh no, odi. Splatter is unavoidable if you pee standing. You produce an aerosol of pee all around the toilet when you pee standing. When you sit your body keeps the aerosol contained and your skin gets most of it. Nbd, pee is not much different from sweat. Fresh pee that is.

I think most guys take a piss standing.

[evs]

I think most guys think that:))

[IRISH KAM]

Oh no, odi. Splatter is unavoidable if you pee standing. You produce an aerosol of pee all around the toilet when you pee standing. When you sit your body keeps the aerosol contained and your skin gets most of it. Nbd, pee is not much different from sweat. Fresh pee that is.

I think most guys take a piss standing.

R u unsure aboot ya Self Feller ?

Were an Understanding crowd on here ODI . ......Its OK we sympathise with ya .

[Odinson]

I just find it easier to piss standing.

[IRISH KAM]

I just find it easier to piss standing.

Thank fuck for that !

Members on here have been saying ya squat in the Closet .

[lump™]

If the woman starts to bitch about something as stupid as a toilet seat, time to get a new woman..

Bingo.

I am so grateful that I found an intelligent woman with common sense for a life partner. I can only imagine what it would be like for the poor slobs who marry these crazy nags who go nuts because their men didn't put the seat down. Or worse yet, make their men pee sitting down. Any woman who does that has probably either been divorced multiple times or married to the biggest wussy, useless, doormat of a man she could find.

[mimi]

I think most guys think that:))

I thought that too.

[evs]

I thought that too until I met some intimately:)) might be a euro thing too. Or maybe just men I'm into:)

[IRISH KAM]

Euro men always piss on the Bog seat .

Were considerate like that for our Euro Females .............They dont give a Fuck what they Sit on .

N1gger Cock seams to be , what they want at the Mo .

They get More Welfare benefits if they have Niglets .

Sad but True !

[evs]

You sure hang out with some funny folks, ham. Does your mom like them too?

[intermess]

• It's designed for sitting.
• When pee standing, your bathrooms smells of old pee:(

this reminds me of a thread i saw once on a now dead forum... "sissy sits to pee" or something like that... hilarious... it was like ten pages of the same two people attacking each other back and forth with the same exact posts...

[evs]

I wonder if that was skreddy:))

[Breakfall]

I just find it easier to piss standing.

Sometimes...one needs to make sacrifices!

[9 incher/160 IQ]

If I leave a dump I leave the down afterwards. Piss and I leave it up afterwards. Simple.

[mimi]

No offence intended...but when you live alone...you can do what you want with your toilet seat.

[9 incher/160 IQ]

Good point.