How will semen die?

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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Seamajor » 06 Nov 2019, 15:50

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Mine too.


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by mimi » 06 Nov 2019, 18:15

Irina wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 15:08
It’s to become Serbian favourite food - pork roast.
omg....I think I might be Serbian !!! :ohmy:



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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Irina » 06 Nov 2019, 19:22

:biggrin:


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Re: How will semen die?

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Does Mimi think Serbia was the only place to find pork?


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by ThugLife » 05 Dec 2019, 22:15

Did MoronMajor die yet?



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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Blurt » 05 Dec 2019, 23:39

Irina wrote:
06 Nov 2019, 06:52
Sadly semen is still alive. God is really making sure he suffers long and thorough death.
Just a thought here, Evvies; it seems to me that Seamajor isn't the one who's suffering in this thread.

Again, just a thought.



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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Irina » 06 Dec 2019, 03:00

Where does it say that semen is the only one suffering? Some of us are sufferers too having to read his atrociously dull-witted brain excretions here at the bee and we don’t like it, hence the thread. Read blurt, read.


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Irina » 06 Dec 2019, 03:15

ThugLife wrote:
05 Dec 2019, 22:15
Did MoronMajor die yet?
To the best of our knowledge, semen is still polluting the world with his disgustingly dumb face. But, nobody said this life will be easy, my friend. We shall prevail by regularly rinsing our eyeballs with bleach, meditation and long walks into the sunset. Amen.


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Seamajor » 06 Dec 2019, 05:17

ThugLife wrote:
05 Dec 2019, 22:15
Did MoronMajor die yet?
Not yet Biggie. Please don’t cry. I should be your incentive to get up off your fat sedentary ass once in a while. Any chance you’re a Serb?


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Seamajor » 06 Dec 2019, 05:21

Irina wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 03:00
Where does it say that semen is the only one suffering? Some of us are sufferers too having to read his atrociously dull-witted brain excretions here at the bee and we don’t like it, hence the thread. Read blurt, read.
Here’s a hint. Don’t read what I post. Easy peasy.


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by ThugLife » 06 Dec 2019, 12:01

The foul odor and thick drool all over the floor certainly suggests that this cretin is still alive. Regrettably



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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Seamajor » 06 Dec 2019, 13:48

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Run along now Thuggy. Make sure you keep the Asians informed. Gosh, such a bad ass


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by ThugLife » 07 Dec 2019, 20:49

Why is spermmajor posting pictures of his boyfriend?



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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Irina » 07 Dec 2019, 21:49

Semen wishes that was his boyfriend.


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Seamajor » 08 Dec 2019, 06:33

https://www.insider.com/facts-about-sperm-2019-1

Seamajor lives on.
Sperm/Seman dies immediately when exposed to the atmosphere.


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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by ThugLife » 08 Dec 2019, 10:20

I see you opted to withhold how much you enjoy the taste and texture.

Don't worry, we all know you're a Majorhomo. No one will judge you.



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Re: How will semen die?

Unread post by Seamajor » 08 Dec 2019, 10:41

As I said, it dies when it’s splashed in your face Thuggy. Mayo, spooge, it’s all the same to you amigo. Didn’t you tell me that?


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