Thief in my yard today

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Thief in my yard today

Unread post by mimi » 31 Oct 2019, 19:41

:scared:

I've been out raking leaves the last few days...(since I refuse to pay someone $700 to do it).
I came inside for a brief rest this afternoon, and while I was sitting there, I heard a thump against the house. When I looked out the window....there was a bear draining the hummingbird feeder.

Now I'm a wee bit nervous to go out and continue the job tomorrow. =(



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Odinson » 31 Oct 2019, 21:10

You are a poor little housewife.. Alone and unloved..


Deep down... You want that bear to notice you..



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by mimi » 31 Oct 2019, 21:22

:rolleyes:

You are a poor little housewife.. Alone and unloved.

That's got to be a record. 4 errors in a 9 word sentence. :D



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Odinson » 31 Oct 2019, 22:46

Surrounded by people... And yet... So alone..

Canadian Beckys heart leaped when she heard Mr. Bear thumping near her feeder..

Who is this Mr. Bear... He is a mystery..

Becky cant wait for him to come visit again...

Thats all Becky thinks about.



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by mimi » 31 Oct 2019, 23:38

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Unread post by Berry Sweet » 01 Nov 2019, 00:51

:D


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Unread post by SCOUSE » 01 Nov 2019, 04:09

You should invest in some more cats.


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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Lochdubh » 01 Nov 2019, 09:38

house wyf



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blurt » 01 Nov 2019, 09:55

A thief in your yard is better than a tard in your yhief.



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Unread post by Irina » 01 Nov 2019, 10:02

I would like a cat.


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Unread post by Mad Serb » 01 Nov 2019, 10:05

Irina wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 10:02
I would like a cat.
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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blurt » 01 Nov 2019, 10:06

A cat in your yhief? Wut?



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 12:34

I'm afeared to go outside...but there's work to be done. What to do.



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Odinson » 01 Nov 2019, 13:21

mimi wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 12:34
I'm afeared to go outside...but there's work to be done. What to do.
Get yourself a real man...

He will know what to do with the bear.



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by SCOUSE » 01 Nov 2019, 14:13

Mimi’s a crazy cat lady, she ain’t got no man, that’s why she throws herself at Blurtrude all the time.

Although in all honesty, I think Mimi would fair a lot better in a life or death situation with a wild animal than Blurt, he would just hitch up his skirt, bend over and prepare himself for some violent penetration in an attempt to defuse the situation.


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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 14:17

As far as I know, crazy cat lady's must have at least one cat. I have none. =(



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blurt » 02 Nov 2019, 00:35

mimi wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 12:34
I'm afeared to go outside...but there's work to be done. What to do.
Hire the bear.

Then hire Joe to manage the bear.



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blazor » 05 Nov 2019, 07:43

Just run over the leaves with a mulching mower. The mower noise will keep the bear away, and its easier than raking :thumbup:


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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blurt » 05 Nov 2019, 09:52

Just went to take a peek (finally) at BF, Blaze. Saw you there.

Jason Statham, indeed! :thumbup:



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blazor » 05 Nov 2019, 10:11

Blurt wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 09:52
Just went to take a peek (finally) at BF, Blaze. Saw you there.

Jason Statham, indeed! :thumbup:
Hahaha, thanks! I thought that pic of me looked real similar to him :D


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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blurt » 05 Nov 2019, 10:20

It does. :thumbup:

Please give my regards to the usual suspects. Especially to the former crew at the Vortex. And Kat.



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Blazor » 05 Nov 2019, 10:23

Blurt wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 10:20
It does. :thumbup:

Please give my regards to the usual suspects. Especially to the former crew at the Vortex. And Kat.
A few of us from the Vortex are over at Jag's place. Like Sherbert, Boo and Lioness, but the latter two hardly ever post these days. Kat is somewhat MIA too, I think shes mostly playing WoW in her spare time :D

My hobby lately has been learning to play the fiddle.


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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by teenie weenie » 06 Nov 2019, 19:38

mimi wrote:
31 Oct 2019, 19:41
:scared:

I've been out raking leaves the last few days...(since I refuse to pay someone $700 to do it).
I came inside for a brief rest this afternoon, and while I was sitting there, I heard a thump against the house. When I looked out the window....there was a bear draining the hummingbird feeder.

Now I'm a wee bit nervous to go out and continue the job tomorrow. =(
Where you live that have bears? Don't you have any younger people to help you rake the leaves?


Destiny? Don't gimme that holy crap. Destiny, God's plan, it's all a bunch of lies, you poor stupid sonofabitch! It's just a way for your bosses to keep me and keep you in line! You know what's real? People. Families. *That's* real. And you're gonna watch 'em all burn?
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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by mimi » 06 Nov 2019, 20:00

We must, dear TeeWee....but they all want massive bucks in amounts that I'm not willing to pay.
6, 7, 8 hundred bucks to rake leaves is just too much. It IS a MASSIVE job....I get that....but it's a job that I CAN do myself....I just don't want to. :D



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Re: Thief in my yard today

Unread post by Odinson » 07 Nov 2019, 22:37

I use my lawnmower to collect all the leaves.



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