6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

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6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by extralegs2014 » 01 Nov 2019, 20:40

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6 REASONS SHE LOVES GOING DOWN ON YOU
Today's your lucky day, gentlemen.
CARA HESSELS. DEC 30, 2015
In any job you've ever had, there's always a clearly defined goal in mind, something to strive for and work towards. Women in particular, being goal-oriented creatures, like to plan, organize, schedule and get shit done. This mentality translates not only to our careers and after-school activities, but also to the bedroom. Specifically, to the blow job.

Whether you love it or hate it, you certainly have an opinion about giving and (most definitely) receiving oral sex. You're in luck; today is all about you. Yes, you, lucky dude out there. Please, sit back, relax, and let us explain why she actually enjoys going downtown.

1. We like to be in control: There are few things hotter than being able to take control in the bedroom. With you at your most vulnerable, your satisfaction (literally and figuratively) in the palm of our hands, we are in the driver's seat, and that alone is enough to make us feel sexy and dominant. With great power comes great responsibility, and we're here for it. Lest we forget, ladies is pimps, too.

2. You're turning me on: While it may sound narcissistic, watching and feeling you get turned on in the heat of the moment will naturally turn us on as well. Once we know you're picking up what we're putting down, not only are we going to feel good about ourselves, but we're going to want more. Simply put, it's hot.

3. We like foreplay: What a better way to get the party started than by ensuring you're at your happiest and hardest? A solid erection is essential for great sex, which means I'm going to try my damnedest to get you where you need to be so that I can get to where I want to be. (See point 2.)

4. We like reciprocity: As the saying goes, "I scratch your back, you scratch mine." Funny thing about my back is that it's located on my vagina. After taking time to please you, do the right thing and return the favor. That's just good manners.

5. It gets the job done: If we're being honest, sometimes we're just too damn tired to have sex. In lieu of going to the boneyard, sometimes we'd like to cut the sexy time in half (being generous here) and get straight to the point: making you finish. You go to bed satisfied, I get my eight hours. What's not to love?

6. You're you: And you're awesome, right? Why wouldn't your lady want to go down on you, make you a sandwich, fulfill your hopes and dreams and everything in between? So, pat yourself on the back and high-five the guys. You earned this one, you beautiful bastard, you.


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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 20:56

:rolleyes:

Get over yourself. :D



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Odinson » 01 Nov 2019, 21:05

Womans sexual satisfaction is connected to the mans satisfaction..

She dont want to have sex if you dont desire her..


I and other men dont really care what the woman wants..



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 21:08

....which is why you are both single and have to BUY your sexual gratification. :(



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Odinson » 01 Nov 2019, 21:26

mimi wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 21:08
....which is why you are both single and have to BUY your sexual gratification. :(
I'm single because I like sleeping with my legs apart and hands extended..

Feel that air on my nuts.



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Berry Sweet » 01 Nov 2019, 21:29

Don't give up Odi and EL! Bragging about copy/paste tenancy agreements and buying "cream" at the clinic is really helping you out!

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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 21:37

rofl :D

Odi..how someone chooses to position theirself in their sleeping mode, has nothing to do with anything. :D
What a pathetic excuse. =))))))



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Odinson » 01 Nov 2019, 21:52

mimi wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 21:37
rofl :D

Odi..how someone chooses to position theirself in their sleeping mode, has nothing to do with anything. :D
What a pathetic excuse. =))))))
I like sleeping like that... A woman sleeping next to me takes all the room..

I'm concerned that I break something.



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 21:58

Ya...you're right. You should definitely stay single. :D



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Odinson » 01 Nov 2019, 22:13

mimi wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 21:58
Ya...you're right. You should definitely stay single. :D
Although in a new relationship, I've felt so damn relaxed.

No worries... Just empty..

Slept like a 300 pound baby.



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by mimi » 01 Nov 2019, 22:16

Oh....so "the WIFE" that you claimed to have is out ? Awww....well who knew ? =)))))



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Odinson » 01 Nov 2019, 22:32

mimi wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 22:16
Oh....so "the WIFE" that you claimed to have is out ? Awww....well who knew ? =)))))
It has been years mimi..

She dumped me after I stopped drinking.

She said she married a drunk.. Not a sober man.




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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by J0E » 02 Nov 2019, 00:14

Berry Sweet wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 21:29
Don't give up Odi and EL!
Here's a tune that might help them out...



...one for dreamers



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Blurt » 05 Nov 2019, 02:12

Odinson wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 21:26
Feel that air on my nuts.
Just take off your hat.



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Re: 6 Reasons She Loves Going Down On You

Unread post by Odinson » 05 Nov 2019, 03:35

Blurt wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 02:12
Odinson wrote:
01 Nov 2019, 21:26
Feel that air on my nuts.
Just take off your hat.
Oh you are so clever..



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