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Re: How long would you like to live & how/when would you want to die?

Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 07:34

Blurt is just in time to catch me on a point of punctuation.


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A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 07:37

Oddly, it is people who have no fear of death, like me, who tend to live the longest.
There is no stress or anxiety because the fear is gone. You feel more relaxed, at ease, and at peace. You live fearlessly and bravely.
That is bound to lengthen one's life.


"EXTRA LEGS 2014"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 08:47

Berry Sweet wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 20:06
I hate to break it to you extralamers, there are no virgins.

How would you know? You have never died.
Do you have a single clue about what happens to a person when they die?
Do you?
Well, I do.
I have been researching it for ages, if it is at all possible to research such a thing at all--which many people would deny.
Most people don't have a clue about death and beyond death.
Most people do not know, and they claim that no one else knows, either, because no one has returned from the dead to tell us. (Not true, by the way.)
Most people think that when you are gone, that is the end of you. You have no memory of anything, Game over. Finished.
They think that all talk of Heaven or Hell or another life are just made up stories to scare people, or to comfort them. And that these are just 'false promises' of religions. And that there is nothing in it, really.
So for most people, death is a big unknown.
And that is very scary. It is the oldest and strongest fear of all.
But then, most people are not "Muslims".


"EXTRA LEGS 2014"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Re: How long would you like to live & how/when would you want to die?

Unread post by Blurt » 09 Nov 2019, 10:19

A colleague of mine once died on the operating table. Twice during the same procedure. First time for three minutes, second time for four.

He reports there is nothing on the other side. Just the Void.



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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 10:36

Blurt wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 10:19
He reports there is nothing on the other side. Just the Void.
He doesn't know.
For every one such report, there are millions of NDE's that report vivid experiences.
There is the testimony of mystics and sages through the ages.
There is Swedenborg, one of the smartest people who ever lived.
There is a long list.

Not that I have the slightest interest in influencing anybody to re-think their position.
I don't.
It doesn't matter one whit to me what anyone thinks.
I've done MY research; you can do yours.
So: form your own conclusions.


"EXTRA LEGS 2014"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Re: How long would you like to live & how/when would you want to die?

Unread post by Berry Sweet » 09 Nov 2019, 12:30

extralegs2014 wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 08:47
Berry Sweet wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 20:06
I hate to break it to you extralamers, there are no virgins.

How would you know? You have never died.
Do you have a single clue about what happens to a person when they die?
Do you?
Well, I do.
I have been researching it for ages, if it is at all possible to research such a thing at all--which many people would deny.
Most people don't have a clue about death and beyond death.
Most people do not know, and they claim that no one else knows, either, because no one has returned from the dead to tell us. (Not true, by the way.)
Most people think that when you are gone, that is the end of you. You have no memory of anything, Game over. Finished.
They think that all talk of Heaven or Hell or another life are just made up stories to scare people, or to comfort them. And that these are just 'false promises' of religions. And that there is nothing in it, really.
So for most people, death is a big unknown.
And that is very scary. It is the oldest and strongest fear of all.
But then, most people are not "Muslims".
So you've died? Why are you still here motherfucker?


Good vibes

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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 14:22

Well, you can figure it all out for yourselves.


"EXTRA LEGS 2014"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 17:31

I have more than enough evidence to convince me of an Afterlife, many times over. I am fully satisfied.
It is not at all necessary for me to convince you.


"EXTRA LEGS 2014"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Unread post by Blurt » 09 Nov 2019, 18:42

The, please, stop trying.

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Unread post by mimi » 09 Nov 2019, 18:48

For someone who is not trying to convince anyone of anything....leggs is sure doing a lot of convincing. =)))))



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Unread post by Odinson » 09 Nov 2019, 18:49

Being the horniest guy on the planet...

I want more than just 70 virgins.


I want a simulation where there is a completely interactive sandbox world, perfect A.I and God Of War difficulty level.
If my character dies, it stays dead..



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Unread post by Blurt » 09 Nov 2019, 18:52

You'll find force feedback controllers at your local sex shop / video game accessories shop.



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Unread post by Odinson » 09 Nov 2019, 18:54

Maybe we dont even have real self-awareness..

Maybe we are just avatars of the existence/reality.

Maybe there is just universal intelligence and we are all vessels of it..


Maybe we are living in multiple dimensions simultaneously... And we never truly die..


What the fuck is this reality anyhow..

It suddenly popped out of nothingness..



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Unread post by mimi » 09 Nov 2019, 18:59

Pardon my crude bluntness, or my blunt crudeness....but only needle-dick men have an excessive obssession with virgins. :D



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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 19:07

You get to go to the exact place that is precisely right for you.
Heaven and Hell are customized to fit you to the ULTIMATE degree.
Why not? After all, you earned it.
Or, as Sartre said: "Hell is 'other people'!"
But he forgot something which I remembered. So might I add another thing:
To which I add:
Yes, but so is Heaven. Heaven is 'other people', too.
So these people are going to meet people like themselves.
If you've been a nasty character, then that's what you can expect.


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A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Unread post by Odinson » 09 Nov 2019, 19:09

mimi wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 18:59
Pardon my crude bluntness, or my blunt crudeness....but only needle-dick men have an excessive obssession with virgins. :D
Its natural for us to not want the used stuff..
We want to continue our blood line and a short while ago, we couldnt tell whether the kid was ours or not.


Pardon my bluntness... But I have corked virgins in the past... And they were planning our future together after the session..

I was like HELL NO!



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Unread post by Odinson » 09 Nov 2019, 19:41

My dick looked like a sword after battle..



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Unread post by mimi » 09 Nov 2019, 19:43

Odinson wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 19:09
mimi wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 18:59
Pardon my crude bluntness, or my blunt crudeness....but only needle-dick men have an excessive obssession with virgins. :D
Its natural for us to not want the used stuff..
We want to continue our blood line and a short while ago, we couldnt tell whether the kid was ours or not.


Pardon my bluntness... But I have corked virgins in the past... And they were planning our future together after the session..

I was like HELL NO!
You must be proud. :rolleyes:



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Unread post by Odinson » 09 Nov 2019, 19:58

On other news..




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Unread post by Odinson » 09 Nov 2019, 19:59

Manly awww...

And manly tears.



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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 09 Nov 2019, 20:21

mimi wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 18:48
For someone who is not trying to convince anyone of anything....leggs is sure doing a lot of convincing. =)))))
Why should I care, one way or the other, what anyone, anywhere, believes?
What difference could it possibly make to me?
No: I don't care. I am indifferent. It makes no difference.
Quite apart from the fact that it is impossible to convert anyone, or to change anyone's mind about anything.


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A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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Unread post by soon » 09 Nov 2019, 20:58

it's liberating to think that no one person can change my mind.


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Unread post by mimi » 09 Nov 2019, 22:01

extralegs2014 wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 20:21
mimi wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 18:48
For someone who is not trying to convince anyone of anything....leggs is sure doing a lot of convincing. =)))))
Why should I care, one way or the other, what anyone, anywhere, believes?
What difference could it possibly make to me?
No: I don't care. I am indifferent. It makes no difference.
Quite apart from the fact that it is impossible to convert anyone, or to change anyone's mind about anything.
Then why are you trying so hard ? :eyebrow:



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Unread post by mimi » 09 Nov 2019, 22:02

soon wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 20:58
it's liberating to think that no one person can change my mind.
lol....so true. =))))



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Unread post by Blurt » 09 Nov 2019, 22:35

extralegs2014 wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 19:07
You get to go to the exact place that is precisely right for you.
Heaven and Hell are customized to fit you to the ULTIMATE degree.
Why not? After all, you earned it.
Or, as Sartre said: "Hell is 'other people'!"
But he forgot something which I remembered. So might I add another thing:
To which I add:
Yes, but so is Heaven. Heaven is 'other people', too.
So these people are going to meet people like themselves.
If you've been a nasty character, then that's what you can expect.
What a wobbly stack of dessicated cowpies!

I suggest you re-read Sartre's No Exit (or perhaps read it for the very first time) before you try to riff on the meaning of that quote.

Your lack of familiarity with the works of intellectual giants leads you, red-faced and sputtering, to ejaculate absurdities.



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Unread post by Seamajor » 10 Nov 2019, 05:03

I’m enjoying the now, for now. What else is there?


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Unread post by Irina » 10 Nov 2019, 07:55

I wouldn’t want to have died without seeing this cuteness overload.



But I wouldn’t mind if I died without ever finding out that dumbos like semen exist out there:)


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Unread post by Seamajor » 10 Nov 2019, 08:30

Good Morning Irina.


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Unread post by extralegs2014 » 10 Nov 2019, 08:40

mimi wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 22:01
extralegs2014 wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 20:21
mimi wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 18:48
For someone who is not trying to convince anyone of anything....leggs is sure doing a lot of convincing. =)))))
Why should I care, one way or the other, what anyone, anywhere, believes?
What difference could it possibly make to me?
No: I don't care. I am indifferent. It makes no difference.
Quite apart from the fact that it is impossible to convert anyone, or to change anyone's mind about anything.
Then why are you trying so hard ? :eyebrow:

I am nobody's Guru, Mimi. Find your own teacher. I am not here to instruct anybody about anything.
I am merely expressing MY opinions, just like YOU are expressing YOUR opinions, and EVERYONE else is expressing THEIR opinions!
That's all I am trying to do. I am not trying hard to do anything else.
That's all!


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A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN

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