Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Register accountRead the forum rules
User avatar
extralegs2020
Posts: 18856
Joined: 14 Apr 2011, 12:06
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by extralegs2020 »

soon wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 18:27 acknowledging christ is the closest we'll get to knowing god's will.
Yeah.
Notice: He spelled god with a small g. lower case.
My GOD is greater than yours.


"EXTRA LEGS 2024"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN
User avatar
extralegs2020
Posts: 18856
Joined: 14 Apr 2011, 12:06
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by extralegs2020 »

TOPS!


"EXTRA LEGS 2024"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN
User avatar
extralegs2020
Posts: 18856
Joined: 14 Apr 2011, 12:06
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by extralegs2020 »

Some of my women seem to have a clitoris deep down their throats.
It's the only way I can explain their obsession with blowing me.
No, really, it is.
They may be getting their orgasms from it.
That would explain it, but nothing else can.


"EXTRA LEGS 2024"
A FIGURE MORE LEGENDARY THAN THAT OF THE MAHDI, THE AWAITED SAVIOUR, HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THE THREADS OF THE WORLD EVENTS HAVE WOVEN MANY A FINE DESIGN IN HUMAN LIFE BUT THE PATTERN OF THE MAHDI STANDS HIGH ABOVE EVERY OTHER PATTERN
User avatar
Blurt
Posts: 38296
Joined: 27 Jul 2011, 20:22

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Blurt »

Amway? The Marines?

Be serious now, Yawn.

Cults seduce by promising two things: a sense of belonging to a "family" and access to a meaningful, transcendent realm that remains of ultimate significance to the bamboozled individuals.

Established religions function in much the same way.


User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

extralegs2020 wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 18:48
soon wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 18:27 acknowledging christ is the closest we'll get to knowing god's will.
Yeah.
Notice: He spelled god with a small g. lower case.
My GOD is greater than yours.
My god doesn’t care how I spell their name. That’s how great they are.


~ plaid ~
User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »



User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

extralegs2020 wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 18:53 Some of my women seem to have a clitoris deep down their throats.
It's the only way I can explain their obsession with blowing me.
No, really, it is.
They may be getting their orgasms from it.
That would explain it, but nothing else can.
You pay them.

They are faking it.


User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

Best post.


~ plaid ~
User avatar
Erica Mena
Posts: 3056
Joined: 21 Mar 2018, 22:41

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Erica Mena »

Odinson wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 19:00



Hahaha I remember that. Dude was so scary looking. Didn’t they think they were aliens or something? Reminds me of Scientologists


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

Erica Mena wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 19:18
Odinson wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 19:00



Hahaha I remember that. Dude was so scary looking. Didn’t they think they were aliens or something? Reminds me of Scientologists
Ti and Do were aliens who arrived from the evolutionary level above human synonymous with the kingdom of god, the kingdom of heaven.

The man is "Do".

The woman called "Ti" died in the 80´s.

:biggrin:


User avatar
Blurt
Posts: 38296
Joined: 27 Jul 2011, 20:22

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Blurt »

Odinson wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 19:23 The man is "Do".

The woman called "Ti" died in the 80´s.
They also had children... Do Jr., Remi, Fa, and Solla.


User avatar
mimi
Posts: 73801
Joined: 26 Aug 2011, 12:54

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by mimi »

Would an Orgasm CAMP be more acceptable ? Camping is good.
Or what about an Orgasm Club ? I always think it's a good thing to get together with people with similar interests. :D


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

mimi wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 19:40 Would an Orgasm CAMP be more acceptable ? Camping is good.
Or what about an Orgasm Club ? I always think it's a good thing to get together with people with similar interests. :D
Girl have you ever had camp pussy?

Smells stale but because of the lack of alternatives, It´ll have to do.


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

Sorry... Autocorrect.


User avatar
mimi
Posts: 73801
Joined: 26 Aug 2011, 12:54

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by mimi »

Odinson wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 20:15
mimi wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 19:40 Would an Orgasm CAMP be more acceptable ? Camping is good.
Or what about an Orgasm Club ? I always think it's a good thing to get together with people with similar interests. :D
Girl have you ever had camp pussy?

Smells stale but because of the lack of alternatives, It´ll have to do.
I'm pretty sure I have no idea what any of that means. :unsure:


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

mimi wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 20:29
Odinson wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 20:15 Girl have you ever had camp pussy?

Smells stale but because of the lack of alternatives, It´ll have to do.
I'm pretty sure I have no idea what any of that means. :unsure:
Orgasm camp.. No shower.

Smelly vaginas.


User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

I’ll try to trandlate. Odi had sex with women in camps who had very poor higijene and he described their private parts odour as stale. He seemed to have no problem with the sex part, odour or not.


~ plaid ~
User avatar
mimi
Posts: 73801
Joined: 26 Aug 2011, 12:54

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by mimi »

There are no Orgasm Camps. I was being humorous. :D


User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

I think he didn’t get that part:))


~ plaid ~
User avatar
mimi
Posts: 73801
Joined: 26 Aug 2011, 12:54

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by mimi »

:D :unsure:


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

I get that she was joking.

I just put some realism into it.

:biggrin:


User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

I see! Tricky odi:)


~ plaid ~
User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

When did you become so likeable odi-dodi? I remember you and I clashing all the time. Way back when.


~ plaid ~
User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

Irina wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 21:04 When did you become so likeable odi-dodi? I remember you and I clashing all the time. Way back when.
I know how your brain works now.

You and Mimi are gonna be my most devout worshippers.


User avatar
mimi
Posts: 73801
Joined: 26 Aug 2011, 12:54

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by mimi »

So...you're role playing now ? :D


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

Blurt wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 18:54 Amway? The Marines?

Be serious now, Yawn.

Cults seduce by promising two things: a sense of belonging to a "family" and access to a meaningful, transcendent realm that remains of ultimate significance to the bamboozled individuals.

Established religions function in much the same way.
Cults may start as a health/relationship retreat in the jungles of Colombia.

As time passes, the people become more and more isolated from normal society and the leader becomes more and more powerful.
It just happens.

The leader might have good intentions at first but being a center of attention and the power corrupts him/her.


User avatar
Blurt
Posts: 38296
Joined: 27 Jul 2011, 20:22

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Blurt »

Irina wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 20:32 I’ll try to trandlate. Odi had sex with women in camps who had very poor higijene and he described their private parts odour as stale. He seemed to have no problem with the sex part, odour or not.
You're so cute when you've had a glass of wine or six. :biggrin:


User avatar
Seamajor
Posts: 33286
Joined: 19 Jun 2015, 04:56

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Seamajor »

Seamajor wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 14:41
Irina wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 13:22 you silly bum. sex is mandatory! it's god's will that we be happy and procreate:)
And hate, and to wish death on others? Howz that fit into Gods plan? Serious question Irina.
No answer you phony?


User avatar
Odinson
Posts: 33886
Joined: 16 Feb 2013, 22:04

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by Odinson »

mimi wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 21:29 So...you're role playing now ? :D
All your questions will be answered in time, my child.

Come to the pavilion.... Oh I love you, love you, love you all.

I want all my children to come to the pavilion.


User avatar
evs
Posts: 102462
Joined: 15 Jun 2012, 14:33

Re: Ogasm Cult! Would you join one?

Unread post by evs »

Haha! Odi starting a cult of his own:))


~ plaid ~
Post Reply