Bought a .97 cent bottle of root beer from superstore

[J0E]

...so finally opened it tonight.

Had a few glasses, but then my body started to ache, noticed small pains in my toes, joints and chest.
It's almost like this artificially induced form of short term arthritis.
Must be all the additives, artificial sweeteners and food dye the put in that schit.

Anyways...I just deicded to throw 3/4 of the bottle out.
That chit aint good for you.
U;ve had reactions to highly artificial drinks like this before.

Anyways, time ta chuck i out.

Now.

[Sargent Smellibitz]

You bought a 97 cent bottle of soda pop...why are you asking about ill health?

It probably has preservatives and false sugars in it like Stevia and nitrites.

Don't be a tight arse. Buy a properly fermented root beer or sarsaparilla.

[J0E]

You bought a 97 cent bottle of soda pop...why are you asking about ill health?

It probably has preservatives and false sugars in it like Stevia and nitrites.

Don't be a tight arse. Buy a properly fermented root beer or sarsaparilla.

..you mean the kind made with real cane sugar?



Incidentally, still feel little pains, like tiny pin pricks inta my joints/skin.

That cheap stuff is nasty.

[Sargent Smellibitz]

You bought a 97 cent bottle of soda pop...why are you asking about ill health?

It probably has preservatives and false sugars in it like Stevia and nitrites.

Don't be a tight arse. Buy a properly fermented root beer or sarsaparilla.

..you mean the kind made with real cane sugar?



Incidentally, still feel little pains, like tiny pin pricks inta my joints/skin.

That cheap stuff is nasty.

Oldies can't handle garbage in...

[Lochdubh]

If it's fizzy and has calories it should be beer, ale, or cider.

Otherwise ice water with lemon. The only accommodation I'm willing to make is Fever Tree ginger beer or Indian tonic.

[9 incher/160 IQ]

i'm going to have a mexican lime soda right now. so good.

[9 incher/160 IQ]

with leftover mac and cheese.