Hey Blurt- is your Mom in any of these photos?

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You got the hawts for Blurt's mom ? :huh:


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Yes. She is in one of those photos.

She's the one wearing rabbitt ears in the color shot of all the bunnies lined-up at club door.


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What Diz said.

Mom, if you're reading this, please be aware there's a sexually obssessed limo driver with a lot of hair and no life who plans to stalk you. He looks like Willem Dafoe and talks like Foghorn Leghorn. Beware.


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Blurt wrote: 02 Dec 2018, 22:53 What Diz said.

Mom, if you're reading this, please be aware there's a sexually obssessed limo driver with a lot of hair and no life who plans to stalk you. He looks like Willem Dafoe and talks like Foghorn Leghorn. Beware.
LOL!

Does your mom post here too, Blurt? Lol

I thought its a compliment Blurt.

Being chosen as a Playboy Bunny would have been the equivalent of a guy being selected to play in the NHL.

In other words your mom was a star, Blurt

Anyways I thought those Playboy clubs were supposed to have the allure and elegance and of a gentleman’s club a la James Bond. That they were the high end.

Its jes nostalgia Blurt nothing else eh


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Nostalgia, eh?

Yes, back in the day when men were men and women were in the kitchen.

And Playboy Bunny costumes were not just for boudoir games or Halloween.


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And Playboy Bunny costumes were not just for boudoir games or Halloween.
How about wearing them in the kitchen. =)))


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Have I implied I don't? :D


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Blurt wrote: 03 Dec 2018, 01:16 Nostalgia, eh?

Yes, back in the day when men were men and women were in the kitchen.

And Playboy Bunny costumes were not just for boudoir games or Halloween.
Well I was rather envious of Montreal.

All we managed ta git was a burger ‘n fries joint like Hooters. But of course it never had the class & aplomb of a real Playboy Club.

Worse yet an angry mob from the local feminist lobby stormed the joint led by mimi staged violent protests an’ had the place closed down, eh?


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Most of the staff at the Castlegar Dairy Queen wear fishnets.


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And red Michael Jackson jackets.


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Lochdubh wrote: 03 Dec 2018, 14:45 Most of the staff at the Castlegar Dairy Queen wear fishnets.
But ‘dubh even those traditions are disappearing fast. Recently Earl’s was castigated by the media for allowing (forcing?) its waitresses to wear high heels and mini skirts.



Soon the girls were forced to dress down under social pressure.

So perhaps one day the only waitresses left serving at an Earls will be dressed in burqas to placate the uptight crowd of complainers who dont like their husbands gawking at them.


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I'm always amazed that so many wimmin are willing to be "enforcers" in places like earl's.

Is "earls" named after John Montagu the 4th Earl o' Sandwich?


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Blurt’s ma used to dress him in the Playboy bunny outfits as a child. :(


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He could use a sammich.


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asal wrote: 03 Dec 2018, 16:59 He could use a sammich.
His eldest son and heir, Lord Sarnie, can prepare him a bacon butty.


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SCOUSE wrote: 03 Dec 2018, 15:54 Blurt’s ma used to dress him in the Playboy bunny outfits as a child. :(
Never happened.
Bunnies weren't permitted to take their uniforms out of the club.


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Lochdubh wrote: 03 Dec 2018, 17:05
asal wrote: 03 Dec 2018, 16:59 He could use a sammich.
His eldest son and heir, Lord Sarnie, can prepare him a bacon butty.
He looks well fed :)


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Joe, you're obssessed.


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Hey Blurt- is your Mom in any of these photos?
It puzzles me when ppl do this, add a space after a dash and not before.


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