Blurt, contest entry 3: "Freshly splashed"It seems to me the Bee
Would be a civil place
Were we allowed to see
Each other's human face.
RealWoman, contest entry 2: "Leo getting a tasty lesson on feminism"If I was queen bee for a day
Some would go and some would stay
Goodbye to trolls we do ignore
Your time has come so there’s the door
One Islam thread would be made
A home for cc’s islamist tirade
A daily post would be had
To debate the good versus the bad
No cats pics would ever be seen
Because feline imagery is just mean!
Subforums would leave the hive
To keep the main board more alive
More funny posts would be created
To help us be a tad elated
But then I start to think of what is here
It’s something to be held very dear
Depth and breadth and giggles and guts
Goofs and nerds and sorrows and sluts
Um yes, if I was queen for a day
As is, is how Memebee would stay
Some of this might be hard to hear
But it's my plan for improvement o'er the next year.
Gordy would be forced to attend Finishing School
So manners and grace will become his new rule.
GD needs a mentor...I suggest it be Inky
To teach him the wrongs of discussing his dinky.
Extralegs needs to come down off cloud nine
And learn that being normal is perfectly fine.
Leopardsocks could use a few tips
On condensing his thoughts from his brain to his lips.
cc could learn to leave Romero alone
And stop making up words, Webster wouldn't condone.
Kiebers is sweet, his demeanor is gentle
There's little doubt it drives some bees mental.
Oscar's fragmented thoughts could use clarification
Blurt should translate his mode of communication.
RW could learn to be a wee bit more humble
That not every comment is an invite to rumble.
A friend to the goats, that's our granpa 'P'
Should stop poking the hive of our nastiest bee ..
I just can't adjust to dd's change in sex
It wouldn't be so bad...but WHY the name of my ex.
Reel's an enigma, I can't tell when he's kidding
And DY our DJ lets his music do his bidding.
Soon, needs to stop trying so hard
To relax a little and let down his guard.
Munday could stop picking on ghost
She's probably the one from whom he could learn the most.
I've not forgotten Asia, or Jack or richie
Or figured a way to help Berry not be bitchy.
I didn't overlook Wulf, matlock or EU
Or MooGoo and ethan, to name just a few.
Sharlee and Keeper and the 'biter of tires'
And the ones who can't resist calling out liars.
GayboyBob, Zekko and the serb who is mad
And those I've not mentioned, you should probably be glad.
And then there's me and my rose tinted glasses
They're my filter from the harshness of certain jack-asses ..
It's become apparent, even though I'm not finished
That my chances to win are totally diminished.
I'm well past the limit of 225
To remain in the contest, put on by the hive.
