I went bra-less later on during our annual Chrissy piss up

Unread post by **mimi** » 15 Mar 2022, 19:37

Where/what/when)

Unread post by **asal** » 15 Mar 2022, 20:09

mimi wrote: ↑15 Mar 2022, 19:37 Where/what/when)

chrissy piss up/braless, no gender implied/annual chrissy

(he/him/they)

Unread post by **Edward** » 15 Mar 2022, 20:19

When you assume you make an ass of u and me.

Unread post by **mimi** » 15 Mar 2022, 21:28

Asal has taken leave of her senses.

I have no idea what she's on about...which is ok...because I'm somewhat certain she/he/him/her/they...has no idea either.

Unread post by **asal** » 15 Mar 2022, 21:42

mimi wrote: ↑15 Mar 2022, 21:28 Asal has taken leave of her senses. I have no idea what she's on about...which is ok...because I'm somewhat certain she/he/him/her/they...has no idea either.

he/him/they are my pronouns. Danke schoen.

Unread post by **mimi** » 15 Mar 2022, 21:57

I'm not into pronouns. Use them as you may.

Nichts zu danken.

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 05:44

Only Frank and that filthy couch knows for sure.

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 16 Mar 2022, 05:57

You leave Mimi alone!

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:01

No silly, Frank your husband. Did ya forget?

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:06

Did you forget to address your love poem?

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:07

I’m curious, did ya ever find it?

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:20

Bet you guard these like nobodies business.

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:38

I gotta say, pink is your color.

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:39

What’s Brothel grade lube DD?

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:40

Seamajor wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 06:39 What’s Brothel grade lube DD?

You should check the receipts in the console of your Candy Van....

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:42

Are you saying you use it on children? Sick Hermaphrodite

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 16 Mar 2022, 06:55

Did you just agree that you have a Candy Van which picks up children?

Unread post by **Erica Mena** » 16 Mar 2022, 07:10

Sargent Smellibitz wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 06:40
Seamajor wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 06:39 What’s Brothel grade lube DD?
You should check the receipts in the console of your Candy Van....

Ouch

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 08:07

Are yours Perched Erica?

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 16 Mar 2022, 08:11

Why are you asking Erica about fish?

Unread post by **extralegs2020** » 16 Mar 2022, 08:25

So Sargent is a woman?
I didn't know her gender until now.

Unread post by **Erica Mena** » 16 Mar 2022, 08:52

extralegs2020 wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 08:25 So Sargent is a woman?
I didn't know her gender until now.

Seamajor wants him to be

Unread post by **Sargent Smellibitz** » 16 Mar 2022, 09:05

Erica Mena wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 08:52
extralegs2020 wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 08:25 So Sargent is a woman?
I didn't know her gender until now.

Seamajor wants him to be

Yeah, women aren't little boys and they don't have boy penors....

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 12:37

Own up to it DD. If anyone is in doubt, go read her archived posts. Here, and at the Blue Egg Roll. Looks like Erica isn’t convinced yet.

Unread post by **Edward** » 16 Mar 2022, 12:40

Seamajor wrote: ↑16 Mar 2022, 06:20

Bet you guard these like nobodies business.

Unread post by **Edward** » 16 Mar 2022, 13:27

Sargent Smellibitz wrote: ↑27 Dec 2016, 18:16 And managed to lose a 3.2 ring nipple piercing somewhere in the night. The connection segment must have been slightly too loose or I jarred it somehow and it popped and the rest of the ring quietly slipped clear.

I'm not sure how it happened or when. I woke up, jumped in the shower, and looked down.

Lots of cursing.

I've held off until today trying to refit a spare because quite frankly, piercings start claiming back bores pretty quickly and it's painful and time consuming.

Even with my unlimited supply of brothel grade jug of lube, I could only get a 2.4 in. Now I've got mismatched nips until I can stretch up in a few days or week.

I feel like a freak.

Next lot of new jewellery I'm getting put in by a piercer so they can epoxy both connection ends. They won't be coming out without bolt cutters or an angle grinder.

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 16 Mar 2022, 13:31

Jug Lube?

Unread post by **Edward** » 17 Mar 2022, 19:44

Unread post by **Seamajor** » 18 Mar 2022, 06:50

Wonder what bra size DD sports?

Unread post by **Edward** » 18 Mar 2022, 08:52

Double D?

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