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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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The police were called when he applied for a job at McDonald's as a floor licker, because he was scaring the customers. :laff:


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Re: HOW MUCH LOOSE CHANGE DO YOU HAVE SITTING AROUND YOUR DOMECILE?

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About $4 million CAD.
Yeah. Not much less.


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RICHARD GERE HELPED ANDERSON COOPER REALIZE THAT HE IS GAY

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What a bloody dork. :yuk:


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AMERICAN GIGOLO CONFIRMED THAT I AM NOT GAY

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After seeing Lauren Hutton nude... :shock:


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Re: AMERICAN GIGOLO CONFIRMED THAT I AM NOT GAY

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TIME FOR SOME MILO ENERGY BEVERAGE

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Sixteen spoonfuls or whatever of that good stuff. :chef:


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Re: TIME FOR SOME MILO ENERGY BEVERAGE

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With one glass of milk. :laff:


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Re: HOW MUCH LOOSE CHANGE DO YOU HAVE SITTING AROUND YOUR DOMECILE?

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extralegs2020 wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:32 About $4 million CAD.
Yeah. Not much less.
Under the floor. Like in the movie TRAINING DAY. :cool:


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Re: HOW MUCH LOOSE CHANGE DO YOU HAVE SITTING AROUND YOUR DOMECILE?

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Beam Reach wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:39
extralegs2020 wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:32 About $4 million CAD.
Yeah. Not much less.
Under the floor. Like in the movie TRAINING DAY. :cool:
The bank safety deposit boxes are effing WORTHLESS. :sneaky:


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Re: ARE YOU A TOURIST?

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Scooter wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:30 I don't know. It can be entertaining at times.
I suppose. Some people I know had a lovely older gal confront them in the hills of Palm Springs. It was a SIG SAUER Mosquito IN PINK polymer. :laff:


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Re: ARE YOU A TOURIST?

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Beam Reach wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:42
Scooter wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:30 I don't know. It can be entertaining at times.
I suppose. Some people I know had a lovely older gal confront them in the hills of Palm Springs. It was a SIG SAUER Mosquito IN PINK polymer. :laff:
She didn't say very much, just pointed to the downtown area... :laff:


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SWEATY BETTY CHARACTER SKETCH/THESIS IN A NUTSHELL

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BATTLE AXE. :laff:


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Re: SWEATY BETTY CHARACTER SKETCH/THESIS IN A NUTSHELL

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NELLY KORDA/ GOLF MAGAZINE MAY 22

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Suitable for framing. :cool:


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IF YOU LIKE THE FIAT 500...

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Then you have what is known as "THE PERFECT EYE". :eyebrow:


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Re: IF YOU LIKE THE FIAT 500...

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The gasoline non-electric models. :cool:


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Re: KPMG/ LPGA CHAMPIONSHIPS ON NOW

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Lexi Thompson is going to win. My prediction. She's GOOD. With her blonde hair and all. :cool:


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THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT CALL THE SHOTS

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Go ahead. Protest. Run around nude if you have to. :laff:


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Re: THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT CALL THE SHOTS

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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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Beam Reach wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:28 He's not quite five feet tall. :D
He has a half inch penis to match his off putting shitty physique. :laff:


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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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He's the unwanted orange haired adopted bastard stepchild of Mel and Sweaty Betty. :o


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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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Beam Reach wrote: ↑26 Jun 2022, 13:56 He's the unwanted orange haired adopted bastard stepchild of Mel and Sweaty Betty. :o
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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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A thousand years old. OR MORE. :laff:


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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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Uses his government mental disability cheque to rent those shitty electric scooters. BIG SPENDER. :laff:


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Re: THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT CALL THE SHOTS

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Electric Light Orchestra/ EVIL WOMAN. :laff:


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Re: THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT CALL THE SHOTS

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The protesters were being hit with tear gas, etc. Arrested, etc. :laff:


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Re: THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT CALL THE SHOTS

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Re: HOW MUCH LOOSE CHANGE DO YOU HAVE SITTING AROUND YOUR DOMECILE?

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I found a couple thousand dollars in unopened Christmas and birthday cards when I moved out of my old place. I'm not a festive person and I usually got a check which I never cashed. I'm glad I opened up those old cards while I was throwing things away. The cash gave me a financial cushion.

I have a couple dollars of dimes, nickles and pennies on my desk. I need to put them to use. I also have about $12 worth of quarters in a desk drawer. I need quarters to do laundry.


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Re: S.M.P/ FAST EDDIE/ CHARACTER SKETCH

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The thesis statement? A stain on a monkey's ginch. Write the dissertation on that. :rules:


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