Had two pairs of expensive sunglasses go missing from my back yard last year.

[Edward]

One pair were Kodak. Not overly expensive, but they were perfect. I will never find a pair I like as much. I bought them in Key West. The other pair were Ray bans. Black frame, blue lenses. Both times I know I used the weed eater wearing them , then set them down on the railing around my garden.

Today I saw my neighbor wearing the exact same Ray Bans. They were a few hundred bucks. I don't know if I still have the receipt. Probably not. The guy is a creep. Last winter he cut down a tree I planted on my property near his. He claimed it was a beaver, but it was obviously done with clippers. The cut line was straight as if done with clippers or a sharp machete. Later he chopped up the stub to make it look like a beaver. The tree was a dwarf and wouldn't have reached his property but I think he assumed it was a large tree. Fucking Okanagan red necks.

[Lochdubh]

few things are more disgusting than a thief.

At uni a man unattached to the institution was caught in the middle of the day rifling through peoples dorm rooms. He was given a jolly good beating and thrown down the stairs. Somehow he lost a shoe in the affray, and was last seen hobbling away wearing a torn and bloodied shirt. That was infinitely more satisfying than calling the rozzers.

[Edward]

I'll bet.

[Bonkerfist]

One pair were Kodak. Not overly expensive, but they were perfect. I will never find a pair I like as much. I bought them in Key West. The other pair were Ray bans. Black frame, blue lenses. Both times I know I used the weed eater wearing them , then set them down on the railing around my garden.

Today I saw my neighbor wearing the exact same Ray Bans. They were a few hundred bucks. I don't know if I still have the receipt. Probably not. The guy is a creep. Last winter he cut down a tree I planted on my property near his. He claimed it was a beaver, but it was obviously done with clippers. The cut line was straight as if done with clippers or a sharp machete. Later he chopped up the stub to make it look like a beaver. The tree was a dwarf and wouldn't have reached his property but I think he assumed it was a large tree. Fucking Okanagan red necks.

These black fellas moved into the next house beside us when Apartheid was being dismantled. I heard screaming of a child and peered over the fence…and witnessed them slaughtering a goat. A cow came next, but I only saw the evidence of a carcass left to bleed out on the lawn on that occasion. It was then that I realised unsatisfactory change was upon us. So I immigrated to Australia and the rest is history. A 2% minoritiry changes the odds here in Oz…but it’s really multicultural so it makes up the difference I guess. Jus’ sayin’…