Shall I Post My Rental Agreement On Here?

[extralegs2020]

I try to be a wise and virtuous man.

[Blurt]

Don't get discouraged, El.

[soon]

extraleggs hopes that one day he'll bee able to separate the (informational) wheat from the chaff.

[extralegs2020]

Wouldn't surprise me if Ligeia or Bianca (or any other one of your "A-list" Sexual Service Providers) are kneeling under your desk at this moment, too, to help you reach the transaction's climax.

Ligeia was a story by my beloved Edgar. It has some extraordinary descriptions of her in it. Notice the way he describes her 'chin'. The piece deals with the death of a beautiful woman, the most poetic subject in the World.
Binaca was Mickey Jagger's wife. Or is it a tooth-paste? I forget which. Choose one or the other.

Of course, I'd take Ligeia and Binaca any day and any night.
I wish.

[Blurt]

If Ligeia "services" you, I can guarantee you she has Binaca in the palm of her hand.

[extralegs2020]

Okay. I just sealed it.
Chloe got the place. All papers are signed. All documented and legal.
She's only 22. And her youth and lack of experience really show through.

[soon]

i hope you're not suggesting something untowards.

[extralegs2020]

Nope. Not a chance.

[soon]

you make yourself sound like some kind of mephistopheles which is why i commented.

[extralegs2020]

I make myself sound like the greatest.
Because I am that.

[Blurt]

No, that would be Eddie.